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BRIEF (OP) User ID: 39607259 United States 05/04/2014 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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nah™ User ID: 39685812 United States 05/04/2014 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn. How romantic! Did you fuck her? When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
BRIEF (OP) User ID: 39607259 United States 05/04/2014 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn. How romantic! Did you fuck her? No Ma'am, she was intoxicated... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
BRIEF (OP) User ID: 39607259 United States 05/04/2014 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn. How romantic! Did you fuck her? No Ma'am, she was intoxicated... I may when she is sober though, she was smoking hot... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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hannah50 User ID: 57612946 United States 05/05/2014 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn. OK, that was seriously suave. +1 |
BRIEF (OP) User ID: 39607259 United States 05/05/2014 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh yeah, I got her number...but a gentleman never lays a lady until she's sober :) I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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