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cinco de mayo

 
BRIEF

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cinco de mayo
But today is the fourth...


So, May the fourth be with you


I know, Yoda just rolled over in his grave...

Have a good day, I'm just giddy from winning the Trifecta at the KY derby :)

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I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Yeah! Does that mean you're treating yourself to some Chipotle tomorrow?
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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Yeah! Does that mean you're treating yourself to some Chipotle tomorrow?
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Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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05/04/2014 05:09 PM
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Re: cinco de mayo
Ainda é quatro de maio aqui
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Ainda é quatro de maio aqui
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Sim estúpido, você não tem a referência a Star Wars
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Yeah! Does that mean you're treating yourself to some Chipotle tomorrow?
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Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn.
 Quoting: BRIEF


How romantic! Did you fuck her?
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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Yeah! Does that mean you're treating yourself to some Chipotle tomorrow?
 Quoting: nah™


Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn.
 Quoting: BRIEF


How romantic! Did you fuck her?
 Quoting: nah™


No Ma'am, she was intoxicated...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Yeah! Does that mean you're treating yourself to some Chipotle tomorrow?
 Quoting: nah™


Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn.
 Quoting: BRIEF


How romantic! Did you fuck her?
 Quoting: nah™


No Ma'am, she was intoxicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I may when she is sober though, she was smoking hot...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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05/04/2014 07:16 PM
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Sorry, no cinco de mayo in America. Its May 5th here.
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05/04/2014 08:16 PM
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Sounds like love. luvstruk
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05/04/2014 08:48 PM
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esoesracista!
:4hlick:
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esoesracista!
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lmao
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5 gallons of mayonnaise?
Zapata

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05/05/2014 05:39 PM
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Re: cinco de mayo
One day... not cinco de mayo


mexico
with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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One day... not cinco de mayo


mexico
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Lower the 50's , make my crops work, no sleep, no dryers.
NO TUCSON SNUCKS
NO TUCSON AND TAXES SHITZERS
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05/05/2014 07:32 PM
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Just another day for the border to be more lax. Cinco De fuck America is all this means to me. Drink and fuck over the American people. Yes I am a racist when you fly your Mexican flag in America and complain how fucked up we are.redface
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Glad you had a nice time and also that you won!

Hope you got her number!
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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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05/05/2014 08:14 PM
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Yeah! Does that mean you're treating yourself to some Chipotle tomorrow?
 Quoting: nah™


Nah :), I just had a blast...some hot chick was drunk and fell in front of me when we were sitting in the golf cart, so I jump out, pick her up, and handed her, her hat and things, so she gives me her number and the Derby glass she was holding, which I can't believe didn't break...she was embarrassed, so I told her everyone trips and falls sometime in their life, today was just your turn.
 Quoting: BRIEF


OK, that was seriously suave. +1
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05/05/2014 09:08 PM

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Glad you had a nice time and also that you won!

Hope you got her number!
 Quoting: Bluebird


Oh yeah, I got her number...but a gentleman never lays a lady until she's sober :)
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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05/05/2014 11:15 PM
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esoesracista!
 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick



1rof1
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05/05/2014 11:16 PM
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Re: cinco de mayo
I scratched my bum then picked up some tomatoes at the grocery store for tacos served with some dirty pond water sure to give all who ate a nasty case of the squirts.

If you're going to celebrate stinko de mayo do it right.





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