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Christ: The Greatest Teacher who ever lived- If you were in his presence 2,000 years ago, what might you like to ask him?

 
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so why in the heck did your father create insects? esp. roaches; what the HELL purpose do THEY serve?????banana2
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Spiders would be my question, as a major portion of the population has a phobia about them, myself included, yet check THIS out, one can only marvel at the intelligent design

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I'd ask him if he'd wanna smoke a bone with me and hang out.

Then I'd want to listen to him tell some cool stories and share some wisdom while I sat and ate snacks.
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All of creation could have been destroyed and restarted, but God sent his only son and all you have to do is believe in him.
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You really think one man out of the whole entire universe is that special?

I don't care if Christ healed with his hands, changed water to wine, walked on water, whatever. he was a man and idolatry is a sin. even Christ said that himself.

I even pray to Christ here and there for strength and will. but to warship him or god is to put yourself down and that is the number 1 sin.

you believe what you like but the more religious you get, the more sin you commit. preach to yourself.
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When that one man gave his life for an entire race of humanity who are under the penalty of death, passed onto them from Adam and Eve, yes, I would say He was the most special human that ever walked the earth



23 For the wages sin pays is death, but the gift God gives is everlasting life by Christ Jesus our Lord."- Romans 6:23
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jump to another thread
avoid the questions about child molestation

must...keep counting....time.....
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Re: Christ: The Greatest Teacher who ever lived- If you were in his presence 2,000 years ago, what might you like to ask him?
This is what I want to know:

ran·som/ˈrænsəm/ Show Spelled [ran-suhm] Show IPA
noun
1. the redemption of a prisoner, slave, or kidnapped person, of captured goods, etc., for a price.
2. the sum or price paid or demanded.
3. a means of deliverance or rescue from punishment for sin, especially the payment of a redemptive fine.
verb (used with object)
4. to redeem from captivity, bondage, detention, etc., by paying a demanded price.
5. to release or restore on receipt of a ransom.


So a ransom is an EXCHANGE wherein something is LOST. So if your child is kidnapped, and you pay a ransom (money) you either lose the money or your child (if you refuse to pay). In any event, you do not get to keep BOTH.

So please explain how Jesus died for all of humanity (ransom) and yet was resurrected - where is the loss?
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This is what I want to know:

ran·som/ˈrænsəm/ Show Spelled [ran-suhm] Show IPA
noun
1. the redemption of a prisoner, slave, or kidnapped person, of captured goods, etc., for a price.
2. the sum or price paid or demanded.
3. a means of deliverance or rescue from punishment for sin, especially the payment of a redemptive fine.
verb (used with object)
4. to redeem from captivity, bondage, detention, etc., by paying a demanded price.
5. to release or restore on receipt of a ransom.


So a ransom is an EXCHANGE wherein something is LOST. So if your child is kidnapped, and you pay a ransom (money) you either lose the money or your child (if you refuse to pay). In any event, you do not get to keep BOTH.

So please explain how Jesus died for all of humanity (ransom) and yet was resurrected - where is the loss?
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Because as the only other perfect human that walked the earth, he, being sinless, was not under the penalty of death, he had the right to continue living on earth forever, he forfeited that right, and gave his life to buy back the race of humanity that were under the penalty of death

So he exchanged HIS right to live on earth - he paid the ransom price,.......
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Jesus was a pretty good teacher. He's up there with a few others.
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"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” 37 He said to him: “‘You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.’ 38 This is the greatest and first commandment. 39 The second, like it, is this, ‘You must love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 On these two commandments the whole Law hangs, and the Prophets.”- Matthew 22:36-40
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I would ask him "Why?" Why are we going through all of this misery? Is there a point to all of this? Why does he let evil people rule the world? Why he made us all so stupid?
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"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” 37 He said to him: “‘You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.’ 38 This is the greatest and first commandment. 39 The second, like it, is this, ‘You must love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 On these two commandments the whole Law hangs, and the Prophets.”- Matthew 22:36-40
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I would ask him "Why?" Why are we going through all of this misery? Is there a point to all of this? Why does he let evil people rule the world? Why he made us all so stupid?
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That is why He gave his life, the first step in undoing all the wickedness on earth, when He rides that white horse, depicted in Revelation - symbolizing righteous warfare, and he comes off the victor, all wickedness will be removed, the destruction of all evil with be swift and final
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I would ask YaHushua ( YaH is salvation ) how disrespected he feels when u call him jesus
Or hail Zeus

Also Jehovah is wrong 2
It's YaHuWaH
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"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” 37 He said to him: “‘You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.’ 38 This is the greatest and first commandment. 39 The second, like it, is this, ‘You must love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 On these two commandments the whole Law hangs, and the Prophets.”- Matthew 22:36-40
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I would ask him "Why?" Why are we going through all of this misery? Is there a point to all of this? Why does he let evil people rule the world? Why he made us all so stupid?
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That is why He gave his life, the first step in undoing all the wickedness on earth, when He rides that white horse, depicted in Revelation - symbolizing righteous warfare, and he comes off the victor, all wickedness will be removed, the destruction of all evil with be swift and final
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"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” 37 He said to him: “‘You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.’ 38 This is the greatest and first commandment. 39 The second, like it, is this, ‘You must love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 On these two commandments the whole Law hangs, and the Prophets.”- Matthew 22:36-40
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I would ask him "Why?" Why are we going through all of this misery? Is there a point to all of this? Why does he let evil people rule the world? Why he made us all so stupid?
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That is why He gave his life, the first step in undoing all the wickedness on earth, when He rides that white horse, depicted in Revelation - symbolizing righteous warfare, and he comes off the victor, all wickedness will be removed, the destruction of all evil with be swift and final
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bsflag
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Really? Give us all a better explanation please
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I would ask him "Why?" Why are we going through all of this misery? Is there a point to all of this? Why does he let evil people rule the world? Why he made us all so stupid?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60739782


That is why He gave his life, the first step in undoing all the wickedness on earth, when He rides that white horse, depicted in Revelation - symbolizing righteous warfare, and he comes off the victor, all wickedness will be removed, the destruction of all evil with be swift and final
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bsflag
 Quoting: The Joker


Really? Give us all a better explanation please
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


A "better" explanation would be a subjective one, so really the best explanation is the one you like the most.

A "better" explanation for me would probably be a worse explanation for you.
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Please heal me from my disgusting evil ways. Can You show me how to stop sinning? I am weak.
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When you are weak HE is strong. Put down your life of sin and follow Jesus. You can start by reading the book of John. great book.
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Re: Christ: The Greatest Teacher who ever lived- If you were in his presence 2,000 years ago, what might you like to ask him?
I'd be like, "Wazzup bro, you think you could do that loves and fishes trick with this bag of dank nuggets?"
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Or THIS

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bumpbumpbumpclappabumpbumpbump
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That is why He gave his life, the first step in undoing all the wickedness on earth, when He rides that white horse, depicted in Revelation - symbolizing righteous warfare, and he comes off the victor, all wickedness will be removed, the destruction of all evil with be swift and final
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bsflag
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Really? Give us all a better explanation please
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


A "better" explanation would be a subjective one, so really the best explanation is the one you like the most.

A "better" explanation for me would probably be a worse explanation for you.
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Jesus Loves you Joker. He gave His life for you. He died for all of your sins. hf He is coming soon.
'I am the way the truth and light. No man comes to the father yet by me.'
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I'd be like, "Wazzup bro, you think you could do that loves and fishes trick with this bag of dank nuggets?"
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Or THIS

[/youtube]
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bumpbumpbumpclappabumpbumpbump
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I would ask the human man named Jesus how he does the magic trick where he walks on water. Is it the same method as now with plexiglass or back then did they have to use bamboo frames.
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I would ask the human man named Jesus how he does the magic trick where he walks on water. Is it the same method as now with plexiglass or back then did they have to use bamboo frames.
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Like this, duh

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bsflag
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Really? Give us all a better explanation please
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


A "better" explanation would be a subjective one, so really the best explanation is the one you like the most.

A "better" explanation for me would probably be a worse explanation for you.
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Jesus Loves you Joker. He gave His life for you. He died for all of your sins. hf He is coming soon.
'I am the way the truth and light. No man comes to the father yet by me.'
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your religion is the right religion out of the thousands of others and everything the Bible says is 100% true including the "prophecies."

I look forward to seeing Jesus ride his flying unicorn through the sky!
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Really? Give us all a better explanation please
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A "better" explanation would be a subjective one, so really the best explanation is the one you like the most.

A "better" explanation for me would probably be a worse explanation for you.
 Quoting: The Joker


Jesus Loves you Joker. He gave His life for you. He died for all of your sins. hf He is coming soon.
'I am the way the truth and light. No man comes to the father yet by me.'
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your religion is the right religion out of the thousands of others and everything the Bible says is 100% true including the "prophecies."

I look forward to seeing Jesus ride his flying unicorn through the sky!
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Ummmmm, no unicorn ride, but how is THIS for a ride?

"And I saw the heaven opened, and, look! a white horse. And the one seated upon it is called Faithful and True, and he judges and carries on war in righteousness. 12 His eyes are a fiery flame, and upon his head are many diadems. He has a name written that no one knows but he himself, 13 and he is arrayed with an outer garment sprinkled with blood, and the name he is called is The Word of God. 14 Also, the armies that were in heaven were following him on white horses, and they were clothed in white, clean, fine linen. 15 And out of his mouth there protrudes a sharp long sword, that he may strike the nations with it, and he will shepherd them with a rod of iron. He treads too the winepress of the anger of the wrath of God the Almighty. 16 And upon his outer garment, even upon his thigh, he has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords."- Revelation 19:11-19

(I think being on the good side of Christ might be wise)
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A "better" explanation would be a subjective one, so really the best explanation is the one you like the most.

A "better" explanation for me would probably be a worse explanation for you.
 Quoting: The Joker


Jesus Loves you Joker. He gave His life for you. He died for all of your sins. hf He is coming soon.
'I am the way the truth and light. No man comes to the father yet by me.'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19800101


Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your religion is the right religion out of the thousands of others and everything the Bible says is 100% true including the "prophecies."

I look forward to seeing Jesus ride his flying unicorn through the sky!
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Ummmmm, no unicorn ride, but how is THIS for a ride?

"And I saw the heaven opened, and, look! a white horse. And the one seated upon it is called Faithful and True, and he judges and carries on war in righteousness. 12 His eyes are a fiery flame, and upon his head are many diadems. He has a name written that no one knows but he himself, 13 and he is arrayed with an outer garment sprinkled with blood, and the name he is called is The Word of God. 14 Also, the armies that were in heaven were following him on white horses, and they were clothed in white, clean, fine linen. 15 And out of his mouth there protrudes a sharp long sword, that he may strike the nations with it, and he will shepherd them with a rod of iron. He treads too the winepress of the anger of the wrath of God the Almighty. 16 And upon his outer garment, even upon his thigh, he has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords."- Revelation 19:11-19

(I think being on the good side of Christ might be wise)
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Sounds like whoever wrote that was pretty high on hallucinogenic drugs.
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Jesus Loves you Joker. He gave His life for you. He died for all of your sins. hf He is coming soon.
'I am the way the truth and light. No man comes to the father yet by me.'
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your religion is the right religion out of the thousands of others and everything the Bible says is 100% true including the "prophecies."

I look forward to seeing Jesus ride his flying unicorn through the sky!
 Quoting: The Joker


Ummmmm, no unicorn ride, but how is THIS for a ride?

"And I saw the heaven opened, and, look! a white horse. And the one seated upon it is called Faithful and True, and he judges and carries on war in righteousness. 12 His eyes are a fiery flame, and upon his head are many diadems. He has a name written that no one knows but he himself, 13 and he is arrayed with an outer garment sprinkled with blood, and the name he is called is The Word of God. 14 Also, the armies that were in heaven were following him on white horses, and they were clothed in white, clean, fine linen. 15 And out of his mouth there protrudes a sharp long sword, that he may strike the nations with it, and he will shepherd them with a rod of iron. He treads too the winepress of the anger of the wrath of God the Almighty. 16 And upon his outer garment, even upon his thigh, he has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords."- Revelation 19:11-19

(I think being on the good side of Christ might be wise)
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


Sounds like whoever wrote that was pretty high on hallucinogenic drugs.
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No, there are no drugs good enough to equal the vision the Apostle John was given of things to come
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Why did you call me?
I wish Harmony, Love, Truth and Justice for all my brothers and sisters. With the United forces of the silent vibrations of our thoughts, we are strong, healthy and happy thus making a link of universal fraternity..
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Why did you call me?
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And how did you respond to being called?
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Why did you call me?
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And how did you respond to being called?
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Maybe like Isaiah who said, "Here I am Lord, send me"?
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Hey, Man, is reincarnation and karma the way it all works, gnomesane?
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And he would probably say, no reincarnation is a fake man, but the resurrection is the real deal:




"Most truly I say to YOU, The hour is coming, and it is now, when the dead will hear the voice of the Son of God and those who have given heed will live. 26 For just as the Father has life in himself, so he has granted also to the Son to have life in himself. 27 And he has given him authority to do judging, because Son of man he is. 28 Do not marvel at this, because the hour is coming in which all those in the memorial tombs will hear his voice 29 and come out,"- John 5:25-29
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You are good. Real good. In a zone!
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I'd like to sit down, catch a buzz with him and talk about the ways to fix this fucked-up world. We'll start by burning bibles/supposed "holy" books, and maybe open some minds... move on to teaching people to think for themselves and a whole bunch of other stuff...



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i have question where atheist go after they die ?
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Bow to a knee and ask for forgiveness for my transgressions.





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