I cant grow a beard properly. Shame me internet. I deserve it.

Don't worry dude! The Hobo look is overated anyway.

Yeah, but you can grow one right, amirite?

One can never have too much Native American blood. Be proud!

I too share your secret shame and am a paleface. At least we will never have a douchey goatee or hipster beard which must count for something right?

I am. I really want a fricking beard that starts under my eyes and goes 3 inches below my chin though. Even though i would never keep it i dont think. So i have been pretending they are stupid.

Truth is im jealous as fak.

Yes.

Get more protein into youself. Eat more meat. Have yourself a huge Steak twice a week. You'll be growing hair out of your eyes balls before you know it.

lol. That is about all i can grow. Walking around looking like anton lavey with a tan.

So i just shave it off.

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Nothing to be ashamed of. Just different genetics.

Bro i am a hardcore carnivore. I hunt, the whole nine yards.

It's just DNA. The hair on my body pretty much stops at my elbows and its sun bleached blond.

Fak me. I'm just whining. It's cool.

I deserve it!

This is my life

Have you seen how much razor blades cost? I envy you, man!

Rejoice, you're probably Human 2.0

hipster/hobo/bigfoot look is bound to end soon anyway

True. I dont buy razors very often. Just an electric shaver.

F'en GLP... I asked to be shamed for my inadequacy and you're all supportive and junk.

Don't be ashamed of your genetics. I don't have much body hair, but I have a full head of hair on top, and it will most likely stay there instead of going bald. I'm a senior citizen and I couldn't grow a beard to save my life. I like to think of myself as a more advanced model of human compared to these neandertals that have to shave the hair on their necks to separate their heads from their bodies. Hairy like a chimp with hair on their backs...lol. hair on their knuckles and hair on their toes...who wants it? unibrows...lol

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Gross, dude.

don't be unhappy with the way you are.

it's pointless and self defeating.

I got a full beard it ain't so great. but I don't cry about it.

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Just be happy that your beard doesn't start at your testicles like me. Oh and I have to shave my back too. Just awesome.

You know what this is about? No shave November angst. Being the asshole who doesnt grow a beard. But, y'all are right.

There is worse things than being John frigging Redcorn with short hair.

Couple days ago I was listening to a middle-aged black guy wistfully say how he would like to have long hair cuz it looks so cool.

It ain't happening for him!

Oh, you evil bastard.

The Islamic fundamentalist look

SEE?!

Don't give up. Get a hair transplant doctor to move some pubs to your face.

Your Welcome

don't for 6 mos

guaranteed cure

Never seen a single webcam hottie with a guy with a beard. They're almost always shaven.

Could it be you are a female?

If not just like Ebola, there is a cure: