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My Soul is One with the Universe; and, my Spirit is an Emanation from Deity. I am commissioned by the Infinite One to assist in the scheme of His Creation. I am assisting in the progressive evolution of Creation; and, in so doing, my soul and its infinite possibilities are progressing in proportion to my desire to use all my powers and possibilities in Spirit and in Truth. My physical organism is my Natural Universe over which I, alone, will rule. It is my material cloak or garment through which I will manifest the powers of my Divine Nature. I am progressing rapidly toward the subjugation of matter and the complete lordship over all submundane atoms of life which exist only by my permission, as peaceful, obedient servants within the lower animal realms of my dominion. They exist by virtue of their functions in the work of Creation, which I am now assisting; but, they are, and ever must be, subservient to the higher realms of Spirit to which I, by right, belong. I am Eternal Spirit. My Soul is Immortal. No power in this infinite Universe can alter my immortal nature nor control my Soul’s glorious destiny of eternal progression because my Soul is One with the Universe and my Spirit is an Emanation from Deity.