If there really was a god wouldn't we all look like Taylor Swift?

I would pay good hard earned money to see her and Nicki Minaj go down on each other

Ohh that would be my Blessing

NIcki Minaj? Yuck, she is ugly, her ass is nice.

she is disgusting, demonic and robotic

Acceptable face, heavy hairwork and makeup ... not top the scale.

Take a closer look, she's a HE - (Taylor Swift) a guy in drag.

I was thinking if there was a celebrity that was doing double-duty, i.e. flaunting being both a female and a male persona, and all I've come up with is Will Poulter. He definitely shares some facial similarities. But I'm still not totally sold that it's him either.

thats why heaven was created first

the Lord worked long and hard to create each as a unique individual, whereby no two have the same fingerprints in fact

and with good reason

what a boring world it would be if we were all mirror images of one another, replicates as it were, sigh

both inside and out

Taylor Swift is a closet lesbian.

FU and your NLP thread title AND Taylor Swift