Stop Sinning or burn!! No more TV, sex, alchohol, occult,..and hundreds more!!!

1. Your body and its functions are not disgusting.
2. I'll have nothing of gods projected into me.....be it love or semen.

OK, I'm calling BS. You're not for real, right? This whole gag is some kind of performance art? Please?

Original sin is the only scientifically proven result of inbreeding, sinner.

Entertainment is fun, yeah?

If Andy Kaufman is alive, I think we've found him right here. Done his homework that's for sure. WOW.

Oh I cant wait! Hate cold weather!

Insolence! you would rather indulge in your lustful sins disguting sin rather than do the work of god on the sacred bed of marriage and please him? Let me serve as a conduit of god's love and project it onto you.


1. Your body and its functions are not disgusting.
2. I'll have nothing of gods projected into me.....be it love or semen.


You dare condemn yourself yet you know of god's love to be true and of the greatest joy on this earth. I will even baptize you myself, slowly and graciously but it is of god's demand that you are to be purified in the flesh with out the carnal tainments of clothing so as to equate your beauty and innocence to that of eve, and incur joyful memories of her onto god. Then after you have been made familiar with the spirit, the marriage bed awaits.



You dare call god's will BS? soon you will repent, one way or another.

You dare condemn yourself yet you know of god's love to be true and of the greatest joy on this earth. I will even baptize you myself, slowly and graciously but it is of god's demand that you are to be purified in the flesh with out the carnal tainments of clothing so as to equate your beauty and innocence to that of eve, and incur joyful memories of her onto god. Then after you have been made familiar with the spirit, the marriage bed awaits.

Totally had.

So just stop being human, okay, I'll get right on it!

:Ghey Thread:

I'm not a god, but I played one on TV. Can I defile you with my semen?

I will tell god to fuck off.. He gave me free will and to suck it up butter cup.... I will also tell him to take his tyrant ass and go get bent... I hold not a flame to the bad I have done to what he has had people do in his name.. So op fuck off you hypocritical assclown

BEQUEATH THY LUSTFUL SINS!

Okay, who should I leave 'em too? My last willz and teztikles: I Jager Billy Jack Jenko do solemnly swear to leave my horniness and lustful desire to bury my face in Jinxy's lap to the OP of this ghey thread!

I leave unto you my erect penis that desires a plump butt, firm, bouncy (minimum) C knockers, and cute feet to you OP!

OP I bequeath my sin to you and you're stuck with it! You now own the lust for Helen Mirin, Gemma Arterton, and Jenny McCarthy (yes, assholes Jenny McCarthy)! It's yours! You wanted it well you got it! You will be unable to avert thine eyes from Gemma's curvy form, Helen's supple soft hips, or Jenny McCarthy's righteous tits.

Be careful what ye wish for!


:In Your Face:

stop fucking jerking off too and cumming, the lord shouldn't have to wipe that shit off the face of his creation, maybe if you gentiles didn't get fucking circumized you could hold the fucking cum in there. i dunno whatever

Hey dipshit..there is no hell or heaven..you write really stupid shit

Very lifelike, OP - nigh indistinguishable from the real deal. Bravo ;)

Dude you might blow GLP up, that was awesome

So, "God" is a voyeur who gets off on guys having blue balls? Love it!

For you, OP:

Thread: HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ANY CHRISTIANS WHO ARE WILLING TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD BELIEVE OR HOW TO LIVE?

I will say "I an righteous, in Jesus Christ".
No man is sinless, except Christ.
Even the Apostles "sinned". This carnal nature sins constantly, Christian or Not. So you can not obey a set of rules,(the Law).
You can only seek Forgiveness and try to follow after Christ.

However, you are promoting legalism as well as adding your own rules to the commandments, which makes you a false teacher.
Repent! Or you will suffer the fate you would condemn other's to.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.....you are snazzy :)

101. Judging

What else is there to do then? And 72, bwahahahaaaaaa!! WTF is that?? Is Betty Davis going to hell?

Great thing about sin. Them sinners making up new ones each day.


Done are guilty, all sin free, all born into this matrix of the mind each chapter a stage all events preordained, never any free will.

Those that lead, if there be sin, it was they that led them here.

Where did you get that list from?

Yeah, nowhere I see in The Bible.

They're all mostly wrongs, though.

However you might want to take the name "Luke" off that list of "sins". I know luke-warm is a word, but especially considering Luke was a Gospel writer, I think using it in a list of sins is inappropriate. Luke is a nice name and I wish people would stop taking the name in vain.

Also, why do you worship Ba'al instead of the Creator, OP?

OP
We as fellow Christians should gently speak to others about the love of Jesus Christ and we confess our faults to one another and to the Lord. You are being too prideful and cursing is not of our Lord.

Romans 12

Humble Service in the Body of Christ

3 For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the faith God has distributed to each of you. 4 For just as each of us has one body with many members, and these members do not all have the same function, 5 so in Christ we, though many, form one body, and each member belongs to all the others. 6 We have different gifts, according to the grace given to each of us. If your gift is prophesying, then prophesy in accordance with your[a] faith; 7 if it is serving, then serve; if it is teaching, then teach; 8 if it is to encourage, then give encouragement; if it is giving, then give generously; if it is to lead, do it diligently; if it is to show mercy, do it cheerfully.

Love in Action

9 Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good. 10 Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves. 11 Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord. 12 Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer. 13 Share with the Lord’s people who are in need. Practice hospitality.

14 Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse. 15 Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn. 16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position.[c] Do not be conceited.

17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 18 If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. 19 Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,”[d] says the Lord. 20 On the contrary:


“If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.”[e]

21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

Tank you veddy much.

You are a false, deceived teacher. Just accept the free gift of salvation and relax. Iv'e seen the long list of "sins", u don't kno what u r talking about and u r only here to try and scare or discourage potential and new Chrsitians away from the Lord. You are doing the work of ur father the devil. Alert to any new or potential Christ followers, this person is NOT a Christian nor is he or she even a follwer. This person has an evil agenda. DO NOT PAY ANY ATTENTION, SIMPLY MOVE ON AND DISREGARD.