Can I move to Australia?

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Can I move to Australia?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63450556 United Kingdom 09/30/2014 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Can I move to Australia? Hi, I'm a NED from the UK thats never worked a day in his life and didn't finish school. Is it possible for me to move to Australia then apply for jobseekers and housing? I have no money but I can save enough for a plane ticket.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 54438059 Netherlands 09/30/2014 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Working holiday visa if you're <31 years old. Otherwise you could take the boat to Christmas Island.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63460619 Australia 09/30/2014 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? sure you can apply. doesn't mean you'll get anything though!!
idiot-savant User ID: 55219209 Canada 09/30/2014 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? It is possible, but with your lack of education and work related experiences it won't be any easier!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62903295 New Zealand 09/30/2014 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? lol I'm amazed no one has taken the troll bait yet. Well done GLP...

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63450556 United Kingdom 09/30/2014 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? lol I'm amazed no one has taken the troll bait yet. Well done GLP... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62903295
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63460619 Australia 09/30/2014 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? lol I'm amazed no one has taken the troll bait yet. Well done GLP... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62903295 he's just desperately trying to become a supporter of a winning cricket team. give him a break!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63450556 United Kingdom 09/30/2014 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Everything I said was true. My life.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25761338 Canada 09/30/2014 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? lol I'm amazed no one has taken the troll bait yet. Well done GLP... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62903295 Because, Australia. Who cares
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63460619 Australia 09/30/2014 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Everything I said was true. My life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 can't you move to anywhere is Europe and be eligible for the doles you want? why not do that?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63450556 United Kingdom 09/30/2014 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Everything I said was true. My life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 can't you move to anywhere is Europe and be eligible for the doles you want? why not do that? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63460619 I'm too lazy and stupid to learn another language.
ScarfNZ User ID: 62167799 New Zealand 09/30/2014 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Everything I said was true. My life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 can't you move to anywhere is Europe and be eligible for the doles you want? why not do that? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63460619 I'm too lazy and stupid to learn another language. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 You will fit in just fine with the Aussies!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63460619 Australia 09/30/2014 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Everything I said was true. My life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 can't you move to anywhere is Europe and be eligible for the doles you want? why not do that? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63460619 I'm too lazy and stupid to learn another language. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 You will fit in just fine with the Aussies! Quoting: ScarfNZ 62167799 that's unfair. we all had to learn how to talk New Zillund because of the people coming here in great floods!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63460619 Australia 09/30/2014 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? oh yeah taht reminds me. OP migrate to New Zealand. They'll let anybody in. And New Zealand citizens are free to go to Australia whenever they want. So there you go.
ScarfNZ User ID: 62167799 New Zealand 09/30/2014 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? ... can't you move to anywhere is Europe and be eligible for the doles you want? why not do that? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63460619 I'm too lazy and stupid to learn another language. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 You will fit in just fine with the Aussies! Quoting: ScarfNZ 62167799 that's unfair. we all had to learn how to talk New Zillund because of the people coming here in great floods! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63460619 And the IQ of both countries is going up as a result!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63458193 Ireland 09/30/2014 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? You need to have a strong criminal genetic makeup. Like most Aussies have, being descended from sheep stealers and such. You will fit in fine if you drink Castlemaine lager and call women sheelaghs. Good luck!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57851790 United Kingdom 09/30/2014 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? I believe a 'NED' is one of those ghastly Scottish type people. Best to keep them in cages, Australia, they to tend to make a mess.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 14833189 Germany 09/30/2014 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? 5 eyeys dont do harm to another#!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63460619 Australia 09/30/2014 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? You will fit in fine if you drink Castlemaine lager Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63458193 SCENE: a bar in the Australian outback AC63458193: Castlemaine lager please! Bartender: fcuk off we don't have that AC63458193: But but but Bartender: Look we got XXXX and VB whaddaya want you're holding up the line
ScarfNZ User ID: 62167799 New Zealand 09/30/2014 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? oh yeah taht reminds me. OP migrate to New Zealand. They'll let anybody in. And New Zealand citizens are free to go to Australia whenever they want. So there you go. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63460619 He wouldn't like it here .... there is no Irn Bru and deep fried Mars bars!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63460619 Australia 09/30/2014 05:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? oh yeah taht reminds me. OP migrate to New Zealand. They'll let anybody in. And New Zealand citizens are free to go to Australia whenever they want. So there you go. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63460619 He wouldn't like it here .... there is no Irn Bru and deep fried Mars bars! Quoting: ScarfNZ 62167799 once he is a NZ citizen, he can move to Australia. right?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63450556 United Kingdom 09/30/2014 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Will NZ give me benefits?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54438059 Netherlands 09/30/2014 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Will NZ give me benefits? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 They will supply you with a free sheep for emergencies. Or "ship" as they pronounce it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63504201 United Kingdom 10/03/2014 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? Will NZ give me benefits? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63450556 They will supply you with a free sheep for emergencies. Or "ship" as they pronounce it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54438059 Wohoo! Sign me up.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52568046 United Kingdom 11/24/2014 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Can I move to Australia? [youtube]
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