If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do?

He would wander around seemingly very lost trying to figure out who he was. ? After that, who knows.

He would try to walk into a lake and drown himself, then get really frustrated due to the whole 'walking on water' thing?

Forgive me. I'm just thinking out loud here.

LOL that was funny

your telling me jesus the christ would not know he was the christ? why would this happen?

for what reason would it be hidden from jesus that he was jesus?

makes zero sense

He would hear from a lot of people "Everyone thinks they are the reincarnation of someone famous!"

But in his case, it would be true.

lol

it would be weird if certain people knew jesus was jesus and he didn't know that would be comical

How could some one be reincarnated who never existed?

ur a moron

he most def. existed'

Speak out against fracking, Monsanto, corporate greed and the general destruction of the environment.He would ask people to make sacrifices, like giving up plastic bags, and ten pounds of junk food fat, he would tell everyone to look within and know that they are God. Then he would tell them to all buy clean cars and get OFF the filthy oil tit.

Last Edited by WaterLilly on 10/01/2014 01:42 AM

Being Jesus is not a guarantee that he would be born knowing or remembering. Maybe he would as he grew up, probably he would get born with his soul group, maybe even with his apostles as brothers or family members, usually kids remember their past lives slowly at a young age. But there are a lot of reasons they let go of that, it's not taught in schools, that sort of thing, even a lot of Christians frown upon belief in reincarnation. It's a tough world, it would be a difficult battle to find himself and his way I would imagine.

could u imagine realizing your jesus?

the pressure?

He'd probably work behind the scenes, you know, get someone else to save the world, and then from there live a chill life.

Being completely realistic.

If any of these saints were alive today they would be locked away in a mental institution while a guy who chops off his nut sack and thinks he is a female speaks at a sold out 500 dollar a plate dinner party.

Sure, well if he is Jesus he deserves to take it easy on himself. He certainly does have a lot of people who care about him.

I'm sure the pressure would freak him out, poor innocent soul never got to live like everyone else. Id definetly believe he'd be paranoid of people possibly chasing after him.

when i was having a manic episode people kept calling me jesus it was scary..whispering it in my ear…

freaky

i don't really believe I'm jesus.

we would be fucked

He would most likely not move to texas.

i mean i can't walk on water or open the eyes of the blind :(

so i can't be jesus!

LOL

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Have any brothers or sisters?

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

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The greatest commandment was important then, and is important now, so he'll teach about this

Mathew 22 37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

only child!!

Probably get laid sine he never could before.

oh boy …

some say he slept with mary back then but i don't see any proof

i wouldn't fault him if he hit a White Castle before getting to work.
That's if he made it to the East Coast first -
West Coast would have to be In N'Out for sure!