If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do?

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If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23534449 10/01/2014 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? Probably have unprotected sex and get ebola.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 39915235 United States 10/01/2014 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? Kill himself
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1478619 United States 10/01/2014 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? Seriously, drop the bible for a second ( i love the bible but for this discussion leave it out) If he came back, not in sky, but in flesh, as a person, what do u think he would do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61783611 He'd burn this bitch to the ground.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 61783611 United States 10/01/2014 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? i wouldn't fault him if he hit a White Castle before getting to work. That's if he made it to the East Coast first - West Coast would have to be In N'Out for sure! Quoting: Waif & Stray lol eating cheese burgers is such a sin ^^ every time i eat one I'm like God i know I'm sinning but yummy lol
4000 User ID: 32984204 Australia 10/01/2014 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? He would cry at all the death and pain the human race has caused. I'm sure he would call up god to beam him back up real fast. Or he would kill everyone.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27559799 United States 10/01/2014 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? i wouldn't fault him if he hit a White Castle before getting to work. That's if he made it to the East Coast first - West Coast would have to be In N'Out for sure! Quoting: Waif & Stray lol eating cheese burgers is such a sin ^^ every time i eat one I'm like God i know I'm sinning but yummy lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61783611 I have no doubt that he would find it within himself to forgive the small infraction.... no kidding, yummy indeed!
6666 User ID: 40614107 United States 10/01/2014 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? Probably ask for His Clothes back, first of all. LOL

Brightman User ID: 58663414 Australia 10/01/2014 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? lol eating cheese burgers is such a sin ^^ every time i eat one I'm like God i know I'm sinning but yummy lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61783611 haha I'd give you the award for most adorable poster I read on GLP today. You sound insanely sweet natured. Ninja Futurista
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61324500 United States 10/01/2014 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? hed proabably..mail by letter a intelligence agency stating he was here .. proably work a normal day job.. cause no one even knows his real first name anyways..hed proabably be inclined to wage war and killd corrupted people proably fix things so thier not as fucked up.... and people would deny him as usual ... but hed just say shut the fuck up... hed still love you but he will indee throw down this time... thats what i think hed proably do... hed go on walks and still enjoy fishing... with or without powers hed know what hes here to do... for he would be confronted with sighns and proofs... he would try to reconsile the world and why people are so taken in by corruption... he would be very annoyed that so many have turned thier back on him.... he would have numerous fail safe and back up plans for he knows hes got the keys to the truck ... and the truck is parked right where he left it... sumthing like that.... he d still have fun and help people ... finding hapiness in everyday things like watching people take care of thier kids ... he would be under survaliance... and be aware of it.. but thier would be a unspoken trust...at the time he is working his day job... he would ponder many things.. and he would come like a thief in the night ... under the radar... hed have a sense of humor for he has great patience .. very loving but also a serial killer.... the lord hates corruption and lies ...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39915235 United States 10/01/2014 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? Get a tan & a show on adult swim

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 61783611 United States 10/01/2014 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? lol eating cheese burgers is such a sin ^^ every time i eat one I'm like God i know I'm sinning but yummy lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61783611 haha I'd give you the award for most adorable poster I read on GLP today. You sound insanely sweet natured. Quoting: Brightman thank u
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67275269 United States 01/27/2015 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? hed proabably..mail by letter a intelligence agency stating he was here .. proably work a normal day job.. cause no one even knows his real first name anyways..hed proabably be inclined to wage war and killd corrupted people proably fix things so thier not as fucked up.... and people would deny him as usual ... but hed just say shut the fuck up... hed still love you but he will indee throw down this time... thats what i think hed proably do... hed go on walks and still enjoy fishing... with or without powers hed know what hes here to do... for he would be confronted with sighns and proofs... he would try to reconsile the world and why people are so taken in by corruption... he would be very annoyed that so many have turned thier back on him.... he would have numerous fail safe and back up plans for he knows hes got the keys to the truck ... and the truck is parked right where he left it... sumthing like that.... he d still have fun and help people ... finding hapiness in everyday things like watching people take care of thier kids ... he would be under survaliance... and be aware of it.. but thier would be a unspoken trust...at the time he is working his day job... he would ponder many things.. and he would come like a thief in the night ... under the radar... hed have a sense of humor for he has great patience .. very loving but also a serial killer.... the lord hates corruption and lies ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61324500
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67316031 United States 01/27/2015 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If jesus were to reincarnate on earth what do u think he would do? Seriously, drop the bible for a second ( i love the bible but for this discussion leave it out) If he came back, not in sky, but in flesh, as a person, what do u think he would do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61783611 Warn all the liberals about their future, or lack thereof.
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