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At least three people that saw Jesus alive are still alive today.

 
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wouln't revealing the truth be a revelation?
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Sorry I mean avoiding the prophecies of Revelation and all the carnage. The purpose of prophecy is to warn folks so they will not occur.
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isn't prophecy to make people aware of what is to come? why do you think these immortals will reveal these things?
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I don't think they will without some reminders that they have obligations that Christ gave them. I mean did he just want them to see the kingdom sitting on a rock for 2000 years? He obviously wanted his followers to DO rather than sit.
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didnt jesus say you dont see the kingdom by looking for it
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Sorry I mean avoiding the prophecies of Revelation and all the carnage. The purpose of prophecy is to warn folks so they will not occur.
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isn't prophecy to make people aware of what is to come? why do you think these immortals will reveal these things?
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I don't think they will without some reminders that they have obligations that Christ gave them. I mean did he just want them to see the kingdom sitting on a rock for 2000 years? He obviously wanted his followers to DO rather than sit.
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you are a false teacher
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Ok I get it, remind me to kick the dirt off my keyboard when I leave this board.
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What if I tell you that its not only three and that one is living here in Brazil and he doesn't care about money at all and he is not an easy "person" to deal with?
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Sorry I mean avoiding the prophecies of Revelation and all the carnage. The purpose of prophecy is to warn folks so they will not occur.
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isn't prophecy to make people aware of what is to come? why do you think these immortals will reveal these things?
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I don't think they will without some reminders that they have obligations that Christ gave them. I mean did he just want them to see the kingdom sitting on a rock for 2000 years? He obviously wanted his followers to DO rather than sit.
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didnt jesus say you dont see the kingdom by looking for it
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He said the Kingdom will return to earth, you want have to look for it you will see it, and your life will be better because of it. No more beast banks with vaccines and drugs.
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What is wrong WITH YOU/?Matthew and Mark but said that EVERYTHING Jesus spoke OUTSIDE OF THE DISCIPLES IS A PARABLE!You claim it is NOT a parable.You are calling Mark and Matthew liars.They said it is a parable.You say it is not.Who should the people believe?YOU or the disciples?
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I admit I may be wrong, if you think it is a parable, then it is. I don't think so , because it is not a parable, straight forward easy to follow non parable statement void of parabolic discussion. Go and follow your dreams of parable theology.
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If it NOT a parable then Matthew and Mark lied.SIMPLE AS THAT.Either YOU are wrong or THEY are wrong.
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Ok then they are wrong.
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There is your proof people.This person is of the devil.He just stated that the disciples were wrong.Do you still want to listen to him?He is of the devil.Out of his own mouth.
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isn't prophecy to make people aware of what is to come? why do you think these immortals will reveal these things?
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I don't think they will without some reminders that they have obligations that Christ gave them. I mean did he just want them to see the kingdom sitting on a rock for 2000 years? He obviously wanted his followers to DO rather than sit.
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you are a false teacher
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Ok I get it, remind me to kick the dirt off my keyboard when I leave this board.
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You are a liar.Proof is given to you and your response is that the Bible is wrong and that the disciples are wrong.
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What if I tell you that its not only three and that one is living here in Brazil and he doesn't care about money at all and he is not an easy "person" to deal with?
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It would not shock me, after 2000 years one may have sunken into some real mind altering moods. They need to be reminded of their purpose and encourage them to get off their ass as the master is returning and wants them to do something worthwhile to show for themselves after 2000 years.
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What if I tell you that its not only three and that one is living here in Brazil and he doesn't care about money at all and he is not an easy "person" to deal with?
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It would not shock me, after 2000 years one may have sunken into some real mind altering moods. They need to be reminded of their purpose and encourage them to get off their ass as the master is returning and wants them to do something worthwhile to show for themselves after 2000 years.
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LIAR!How dare you?You come here and call the Bible a lie and state that the disciples are wrong.You arrogant and ignorant little fool.Curse you ignorant fool in the name of YHWH!Curse your life and all around you in thename of YESHUA!You are of the devil.You are no good and intent on leading people to hell.
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What a fucking retarded fucking dogshit thread.

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Mark 9:1 Some here will not die, until they see the Kingdom of God established.

Since the Kingdom is not here, at least three must be alive today. It was not just the disciples he was talking to that day.

Since they must still be alive, had families and produced offspring, they must be somewhere. I am thinking a peaceful country, wealthy, and a high moral standard. Switzerland, is my best theory.

They must be wealthy, have power, and have kept the spirit of the master alive without drawing attention to themselves.

Or they could have corrupted themselves and made mistakes and crossed over to the dark side. But I assume they know they have a special calling. Obviously they have protection and a low profile, but must be very secretive, and watch over their offspring with uncanny concern.
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Where is the Kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of God?

Didn't Jesus say they are within?

Can't anyone at any time go within and experience the kingdom of heaven?

There is no need to wait for something to show up down the street or from the sky. It's here. Now. Within you.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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I admit I may be wrong, if you think it is a parable, then it is. I don't think so , because it is not a parable, straight forward easy to follow non parable statement void of parabolic discussion. Go and follow your dreams of parable theology.
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If it NOT a parable then Matthew and Mark lied.SIMPLE AS THAT.Either YOU are wrong or THEY are wrong.
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Ok then they are wrong.
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There is your proof people.This person is of the devil.He just stated that the disciples were wrong.Do you still want to listen to him?He is of the devil.Out of his own mouth.
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Wow are you really for real? You are a fly buzzing around with nothing to eat but dung.
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What a fucking retarded fucking dogshit thread.

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Back on you herr dipshit.
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Re: At least three people that saw Jesus alive are still alive today.
Mark 9:1 Some here will not die, until they see the Kingdom of God established.

Since the Kingdom is not here, at least three must be alive today. It was not just the disciples he was talking to that day.

Since they must still be alive, had families and produced offspring, they must be somewhere. I am thinking a peaceful country, wealthy, and a high moral standard. Switzerland, is my best theory.

They must be wealthy, have power, and have kept the spirit of the master alive without drawing attention to themselves.

Or they could have corrupted themselves and made mistakes and crossed over to the dark side. But I assume they know they have a special calling. Obviously they have protection and a low profile, but must be very secretive, and watch over their offspring with uncanny concern.
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Where is the Kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of God?

Didn't Jesus say they are within?

Can't anyone at any time go within and experience the kingdom of heaven?

There is no need to wait for something to show up down the street or from the sky. It's here. Now. Within you.
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Yes he did. But the main city, the big city, the main man will return with a real kingdom.
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What if I tell you that its not only three and that one is living here in Brazil and he doesn't care about money at all and he is not an easy "person" to deal with?
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It would not shock me, after 2000 years one may have sunken into some real mind altering moods. They need to be reminded of their purpose and encourage them to get off their ass as the master is returning and wants them to do something worthwhile to show for themselves after 2000 years.
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And if the one thinking wrong is not him, but us?
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If it NOT a parable then Matthew and Mark lied.SIMPLE AS THAT.Either YOU are wrong or THEY are wrong.
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Ok then they are wrong.
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There is your proof people.This person is of the devil.He just stated that the disciples were wrong.Do you still want to listen to him?He is of the devil.Out of his own mouth.
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Wow are you really for real? You are a fly buzzing around with nothing to eat but dung.
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You have been exposed.Out of your own mouth you have been exposed.You are of the devil.You are a liar like him and with a foul mouth.You are no good.You have been EXPOSED!
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what made you pick 3 people why not 2?
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maybe the two witnesses
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Ok then they are wrong.
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There is your proof people.This person is of the devil.He just stated that the disciples were wrong.Do you still want to listen to him?He is of the devil.Out of his own mouth.
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Wow are you really for real? You are a fly buzzing around with nothing to eat but dung.
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You have been exposed.Out of your own mouth you have been exposed.You are of the devil.You are a liar like him and with a foul mouth.You are no good.You have been EXPOSED!
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yawn oh man are you for real? Get thee behind me.
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what made you pick 3 people why not 2?
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maybe the two witnesses
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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
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There is your proof people.This person is of the devil.He just stated that the disciples were wrong.Do you still want to listen to him?He is of the devil.Out of his own mouth.
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Wow are you really for real? You are a fly buzzing around with nothing to eat but dung.
 Quoting: War Eagle

You have been exposed.Out of your own mouth you have been exposed.You are of the devil.You are a liar like him and with a foul mouth.You are no good.You have been EXPOSED!
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yawn oh man are you for real? Get thee behind me.
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You are a liar and have been exposed.You called the disciples liars.Your claim is opposite to what the Biblesays.Yet you are too full of pride to accept you are wrong.You are of the devil.You are no good.The BIBLE says false teachers go to hell and everyone that they deceive goes to hell with them.You are going to hell.Why are you intent on taking others with you?How dare you call the Bible a lie.You are of the devil.
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what made you pick 3 people why not 2?
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maybe the two witnesses
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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
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Its your thread, you can delete his insane preaching if you want.
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what made you pick 3 people why not 2?
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maybe the two witnesses
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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
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dont they get resurrected?
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What if I tell you that its not only three and that one is living here in Brazil and he doesn't care about money at all and he is not an easy "person" to deal with?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU

It would not shock me, after 2000 years one may have sunken into some real mind altering moods. They need to be reminded of their purpose and encourage them to get off their ass as the master is returning and wants them to do something worthwhile to show for themselves after 2000 years.
 Quoting: War Eagle


And if the one thinking wrong is not him, but us?
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what do you mean by that?
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Wow are you really for real? You are a fly buzzing around with nothing to eat but dung.
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You have been exposed.Out of your own mouth you have been exposed.You are of the devil.You are a liar like him and with a foul mouth.You are no good.You have been EXPOSED!
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yawn oh man are you for real? Get thee behind me.
 Quoting: War Eagle

You are a liar and have been exposed.You called the disciples liars.Your claim is opposite to what the Biblesays.Yet you are too full of pride to accept you are wrong.You are of the devil.You are no good.The BIBLE says false teachers go to hell and everyone that they deceive goes to hell with them.You are going to hell.Why are you intent on taking others with you?How dare you call the Bible a lie.You are of the devil.
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I am not you are so paranoid and intent to prove you are right that you are impossible to talk with, so get thee behind me.
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what made you pick 3 people why not 2?
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maybe the two witnesses
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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
 Quoting: War Eagle


Its your thread, you can delete his insane preaching if you want.
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YOU DOG.Enjoy hell dog.So you call the Bible a lie also?You people are cowards and fools.
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what made you pick 3 people why not 2?
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maybe the two witnesses
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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
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dont they get resurrected?
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Yes after three days. Unless it is good Friday then it will be Sunday morning, 1.5 days later.
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yawn oh man are you for real? Get thee behind me.
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You are a liar and have been exposed.You called the disciples liars.Your claim is opposite to what the Biblesays.Yet you are too full of pride to accept you are wrong.You are of the devil.You are no good.The BIBLE says false teachers go to hell and everyone that they deceive goes to hell with them.You are going to hell.Why are you intent on taking others with you?How dare you call the Bible a lie.You are of the devil.
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I am not you are so paranoid and intent to prove you are right that you are impossible to talk with, so get thee behind me.
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I PROVED YOU WERE WRONG!Your response was to call the Bible a LIE.You are wrong and you know it.You are of the devil.You are no good.You called the Bible a lie.So come and say it straight.You think the Bible is a lie.
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No satan shut up.
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maybe the two witnesses
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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
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Its your thread, you can delete his insane preaching if you want.
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YOU DOG.Enjoy hell dog.So you call the Bible a lie also?You people are cowards and fools.
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You are a real figure, ain't you?
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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
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dont they get resurrected?
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Yes after three days. Unless it is good Friday then it will be Sunday morning, 1.5 days later.
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Every true Christian can see you are a liar.I curse you to death with fire DEMON in the name of YHWH!you are no good.You are a liar.In the name of YESHUA you are cursed to hell.
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if you really were a bible follower you would know it says to love thy enemy not cure them. cursing will bring judgement upon youself
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I knew there was sumthing strange about my sailing Buddy.shockedscaredwtfpoint2

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I thought that also. But they die before the kingdom gets here. But the Aussie preacher will call me a liar and fool, etc. etc.
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Its your thread, you can delete his insane preaching if you want.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU
YOU DOG.Enjoy hell dog.So you call the Bible a lie also?You people are cowards and fools.
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You are a real figure, ain't you?
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I am a real figure, I don't know who this aussie bloke is, maybe he is the bloke from years ago, but after years of aussie beer has lost it.
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