Masturbating passenger on a Virgin flight causes Emergency landing.

Passenger 69

Dude

If a guy started doing that in seat next to me

I would call the flight attendant

He was trying to get off, at the same time .. through the emergency door .. he is pretty talented ..

Being a girl probably, if he was sitting .. I would start jumping seats freaking out ..



Some guy did this to me on the street, and tried to abduct me .. and the police pulled him out of his jeep with his penis out .. smfh

Why is the UK suddenly full of dumbfucks?

He was seeking a sudden decrease in cabin pressure.

Guess the....?

Seriously?

No one would give the fellow a hand.....

Stupid bastard they should of chucked the fucker out mid flight , dirty dog

Uncle Fuck Stick.

They could have had an orgy on the plane - him and the other passengers - but no - they were prudes.

But, He had a "premature landing" or Landajactualation.

A Virgin does get some to come early

He was probably a "Mile High" or so...........

He was a Broncos Fan

Riding His White Horse

You would believe anything

Intelligence Agencies use these stories to communicate information to its agents

Lol at the comments and daffy duck

Let me guess: It translates as......we've got our hands full and it's time to get out quickly !

Yeah maybe post 9/11, thanks a lot bin laden.

Oh maybe the pour guy just misunderstood when they told "do you want fly with virgin?" he heard "do you want to fuck a virgin?"... so when he realized there were no virgins for him he decided to exit

Please some member post the stupid it burns meme for the above post.

So he was masturbating and tried to open a door that would suck the air out of the plane? Sounds like the ultimate autoerotic asphyxiation.

What a complete jackoff...or was it complete? Does the article say if he got his nut or not?

The message is decoded by agents who know what to look for

Virgin to be sued for "Come Fly With Me" copyright infringement.