I'm damn drunk and my Uncle is with me, ask us a question.

Do you use protection ?

Who is tougher you or your uncle? Can he kick your ass still?

Yep

whos cock is bigger?

Ohh yuk you sick fucks.. ruined thread.. im outa here..

since a cock is a chicken....does your uncles cock taste like chicken?

Why is my cock so much bigger than other guys? Women can't handle me, I can't get dates. Why?

Tomatoes ... in, out, or grow green beans instead ??

kick uncle fuckstick in the balls for me

Show me the way to go home?

I need to know fuck all from a drunk who is going to regret this tomorrow.......

What the fuck are ya drinkin........

Oh shit, that seems to be a "wat you need to know sorta moment..............

What I need to know right now is.

Where da fuck is dat gif O' mine with me grankids.....

Bets on an Oz.................

In. Yup in!

Sorry did not mean anything gross.

Are you pitchin' or catchin'?

Drankin canadian club