I'm an English to French translator, ask me a question

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

I'm a guy and straight, and I think you are male, so of course not.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Il était une fois un homme de Nantucket.

Aren't you now obsolete?

(Google Translate)

And how does it feel to have your only skill replaced by a WebPage?

WOW GLP Mind meld!

I saw the thread title - thought of that exactly (minus the tard gif) and clicked through to type it in as a reply.

The only dif (besides the tard gif) was, being an AC, I was gonna sign the user name "Lady Marmalade"

BTW I am OLD so the ONLY version is the original one by the Patti LaBelle!

Okay back to the "English to French Translator AMAQ" thread, thanks for your efforts but please troll harder next time...

Okay, I'll play:

What's the French word for Courage?





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There isn't one!

Tout ce qu'on fait dans la vie, même l'amour, on le fait dans le train express qui roule vers la mort.

Can you tell me what he is saying in this song?

It makes me want to get into law school hahaha.

Then there will be a WebPage for that.

We cannot win!

That is Haitian créole, not French, but here is a translation anyway :

[link to www.parolesmania.com]

They don't have robot lawyers yet... maybe in 50 years when I'm retired.

Maybe not, but I'm not entirely sure that Lawyers have souls.

There's gotta be a slight chance they are robots.

Maybe

Do you even parlez English, bro?

Yeah that is commonly required of translators.

"I am"

En français s'il vous plait

please dont shoot me i want to surrender.

''Je suis''

like when everybody in the USA was saying ''Je suis Charlie'' after the Paris massacre.

SVP ne tirez-pas sur moi je veux capituler.

call the police

Appelle la police.

[link to www.dailymotion.com]

No bitch! You can't have the house AND half my money! I don't give a fuck what your lawyer says!

...Thanks

Non conasse! Tu peux pas avoir et la maison ET la moitié de mon fric ! Je me fous complètement de ce que dit ton avocat !

That was very funny actually.

Thanks champ! Her mom is French. She'll appreciate my engagement.

Wtfff man ...that's deep.
You touched my heart and I'm a man.
:sniff: