ok so I just bought a wedding dress for 1,300 pounds

you are really fat! 1300 lbs, did you have it made special?

You should buy gold instead

Sure it will be worth every penny. Any chance of seeing a pic?

it's worth it especially if you think this will be your one and only.
you could even hand it down to your daughters someday.

Shit yeah
200 bucks an hour is cheap

so many things i have never experienced ... this is one of them ... it is worth it, some memories are worth the investment, perhaps you may pass it down as an heirloom too, i wish i had something like this to give my daughters, best of luck with the rest of the wedding

My wife paid 17,000 you're good.