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How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/24/2015 10:30 PM
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How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
I should preface by saying this girl is more than just crazy. She will stop at nothing to destroy my life (her words) if I cheat/break up with her.

I tried breaking it off a few months ago but it turned ugly. She would come to my house and not stop pounding on the door until I answered.

I don't want to get police/lawyers involved in this nonsense. How can I end this without WWIII erupting in my front lawn?
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02/24/2015 10:32 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
Like a band-aid

Straight off!
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02/24/2015 10:33 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
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02/24/2015 10:41 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
can you have a guy pretend to be your special man friend? she'll take the hint, maybe.
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02/24/2015 10:43 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
I should preface by saying this girl is more than just crazy. She will stop at nothing to destroy my life (her words) if I cheat/break up with her.

I tried breaking it off a few months ago but it turned ugly. She would come to my house and not stop pounding on the door until I answered.

I don't want to get police/lawyers involved in this nonsense. How can I end this without WWIII erupting in my front lawn?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483219


What the hell do you mean "soon to be ex?? After all this and you're still with her? I know, I know,,,, you tried tp break it off...
The longer you stay with her, the WORSE its gonna get!! I dont know if you are in Switzerland, or posting with a proxy, but if you're in the U.S, you can GET a restraining order (IF it works and she takes it seriously) Also there are stalking laws throughout many states, and if she keeps violating them, she may be prosecuted and go to prison! If none of this works, I STRONGLY suggest you move far, far away.... IF it means you changing jobs, so be it, but it also means you get to stay alive, cause she sounds like one CRAZY bitch, (I'm a female, BTW)
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02/24/2015 10:45 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
Keep a log book of everything EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS, that she does, emails you and texts. That's the only way to protect yourself from a crazy.

We all make mistakes. I dated a crazy in my early twenties who almost destroyed my entire immediate family. She had split-personalities that were all deceptive; her family didn't bother telling me about this. Terrible things happened to me. All the fucking personalities were plotting my demise or something far worse, was awful. She had a rocking hot body too. I really think she was possessed or something.

Anyhow, just remember this from old Krampus: Never stick your dick in a crazy.

Last Edited by Krampus on 02/24/2015 10:46 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
I should preface by saying this girl is more than just crazy. She will stop at nothing to destroy my life (her words) if I cheat/break up with her.

I tried breaking it off a few months ago but it turned ugly. She would come to my house and not stop pounding on the door until I answered.

I don't want to get police/lawyers involved in this nonsense. How can I end this without WWIII erupting in my front lawn?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483219


What the hell do you mean "soon to be ex?? After all this and you're still with her? I know, I know,,,, you tried tp break it off...
The longer you stay with her, the WORSE its gonna get!! I dont know if you are in Switzerland, or posting with a proxy, but if you're in the U.S, you can GET a restraining order (IF it works and she takes it seriously) Also there are stalking laws throughout many states, and if she keeps violating them, she may be prosecuted and go to prison! If none of this works, I STRONGLY suggest you move far, far away.... IF it means you changing jobs, so be it, but it also means you get to stay alive, cause she sounds like one CRAZY bitch, (I'm a female, BTW)

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I meant to type Sweden
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02/24/2015 10:58 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
You're mean.

Insane bitches need lovin' too.

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02/24/2015 11:01 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
This is the time when break up texts are appropriate.

change your locks, film if able and create a paper trail of all activity after the break up text.
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02/24/2015 11:08 PM
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Re: How do you handle an insane (soon to be ex) girlfriend?
Anyhow, just remember this from old Krampus: Never stick your dick in a crazy.
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So… You are suggesting celibacy or homosexuality, I can't tell which.





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