Porn Addict Hospitalized After Trapped Giant Eel Gnaws Through His Digestive Tract

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*fap*

Oh my, I don't even....

Love have no species.

Poor eel.

The depths of such perversion continue to astound me.

Those wacky Asians.

I wouldn't believe the sky was blue if they said it on that bullshit site. Seriously, just compare the headlines of most articles to the actual stories. Then research the stories on other sites. This is bullshit linkbait.

What the hell? Have gerbils gone out of style or something??

WTFWTF

Eelavated state

I like how they say he could have been seriously injured...um...kinda serious in my books already.

Crazy...

Omg, just reading the thread title....

insane..

It's a new, breathtaking preversion known as "Eeling!"

Hilarious...poor eel

ahhhhhhh so this explains BRIEF's absence from the forum lately.

Most horny perverts I know are a LOT smarter than that!

This fucker must be a complete moron! Pity the eel didn’t eat a little more and the wrong animal obviously died here. The two-legged one should have died and as it happened, the poor trapped eel lost it’s life.

So, gerbils are now safe?

Sodomites have no limits of perversion.

It's mental illness whether it's a penis or an aquatic creature stuck in their ass.

People will write anything to get clicks.

I'd think it would be more fun dead and stiff, not all scared and bitey.

And you wonder why the are so many Asian women dating sites.

oh well.

He's got a real purty mouth