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Why does the CERN 2015 Schedule include ASCENSION Day?

 
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One one of the threads today there was a link to a .pdf of the CERN schedule: [link to [link to espace.cern.ch (secure)]

There were a couple of thing on there that stood out to me. First, it lists only three holidays:

Good Friday
Easter
Xmas


Secondly, and I cannot understand their calendar, during the time that the LHC is LIVE, in May under the 20 column it has ... Ascension...

Hum.

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One one of the threads today there was a link to a .pdf of the CERN schedule: [link to [link to espace.cern.ch (secure)]

There were a couple of thing on there that stood out to me. First, it lists only three holidays:

Good Friday
Easter
Xmas


Secondly, and I cannot understand their calendar, during the time that the LHC is LIVE, in May under the 20 column it has ... Ascension...

Hum.
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The Lord Jesus Christ appeared to His Disciples in His glorified body for the first time on 5th of April 33 AD [Day 16 Month 1 Year 33]

The third time He appeared to the Disciples was 13 Days later on the 17th of April 33 AD [Day 28 Month 1 Year 33 AD].

From this Date the Lord spent 40 Days teaching them about the Kingdom of God.

"After his death He [that is, the Lord] showed himself to them and gave many convincing proofs that he was alive. During a period of forty days they saw him, and he spoke with them about the Kingdom of God." [Acts 1:3]

On the 40th Day, on the 26th of May 33 AD [Day 8 Month 3 Year 33] the Lord ascended up into heaven to prepare for the outpouring of His Holy Spirit on Pentecost, which fell on the 16th of July 33 AD [Day 30 Month 4 Year 33]!

"...I tell you the truth, it is to your advantage that I go away; for if I don’t go away, the comforting Counselor [the Holy Spirit] will not come to you. However, if I do go, I will send him to you." [John 16:7]

I believe a similar sequence of events will happen again, this Year, in 2015!

After the Lord comes for His saints, hopefully on First-fruits [6th of April 2015], a number of glorified saints will return to earth 13 Days later, on the 18th of April 2015 [Day 28 Month 1 Year 6000], to teach many Christians for 40 Days about the kingdom of God!

This is to give these Christians convincing proof that their loved ones are indeed with the Lord. And that they will also receive their glorified bodies, at the end of the Great Tribulation, in the Year 2022, if they're prepared to put their faith in the Lord. Then receive from Him the power of the Holy Spirit to practice righteousness, until their death at the hands of the Antichrist!

"...I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for testifying about Yeshua and proclaiming the Word of God, also those who had not worshipped the beast or its image and had not received the mark on their foreheads and on their hands. They came to life [I believe, on First-fruits on 18th of April 2022][Day 16 Month 1 Year 6007] and ruled with the Messiah for a thousand years." [Rev.20:4]

On the 27th of May 2015 [Day 8 Month 3 Year 6000] these glorified saints will then return to heaven to join their families, and the rest of the heavenly host, where they will serve God as spiritual conduits for the outpouring of the Holy Spirit from the Day of Pentecost.

Pentecost correctly falls on the 17th of July 2015 [Day 29 Month 4 Year 6000]

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The 42 Months of the beheading of Christians, by the Antichrist, will begin anytime from the 11th of October 2018 [Day 1 Month 8 Year 6004]

By October 2018 millions of Christians around the World would have grown spiritually, in wisdom and power through the diligent study of Word and hours of prayers, over a period of 1260 Days from the Day of First-fruits, .

They will therefore be fully prepared to give up their lives for their faith in the Lord!
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If the top of the column is to represent weeks, Ascension occurs in the twenty week of 2015 on a Thursday ... according to this CERN calender ... hum.
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Can you warn people your link is a download when posting
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I got an option to download ...
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Can you warn people your link is a download when posting
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I got an option to download ...
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Ascension Day: May 14, 2015.

Dumbass.
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Ascension Day: May 14, 2015.

Dumbass.
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And it is on a Thursday ... so that must be the answer ...

But then, why would CERN have these four RELIGIOUS holidays on their calendar and no others?
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Feast of the Ascension

This article is about the Feast of the Ascension. For the feast during Holy Week, also known as Holy Thursday, see Maundy Thursday.
Ascension Day
Obereschach Pfarrkirche Fresko Fugel Christi Himmelfahrt crop.jpg
Christi Himmelfahrt by Gebhard Fugel, c. 1893
Also called Holy Thursday
Ascension Day
Ascension Thursday
Observed by Christians
Type Christian
Significance commemorates the Ascension of Jesus into heaven
Observances Service of Worship / Mass
Date 39 days after Easter (Western)
2014 date
May 29 (Western)
May 29 (Eastern)
2015 date
May 14 (Western)
May 21 (Eastern)
2016 date
May 5 (Western)
June 9 (Eastern)
2017 date
May 25 (Western)
May 25 (Eastern)
Frequency annual
Related to Easter, Pentecost
The Feast of the Ascension, also known as Ascension Thursday, Holy Thursday (only by some denominations; not to be confused with Thursday of Holy Week), or Ascension Day,[1][2] commemorates the bodily Ascension of Jesus into heaven. It is one of the ecumenical feasts (i.e., universally celebrated) of Christian churches, ranking with the feasts of the Passion, of Easter, and Pentecost. In the Catholic church it is also known as the Solemnity of the Ascension of the Lord. Ascension Day is traditionally celebrated on a Thursday, the fortieth day of Easter (following the count given in Acts 1:3), although some Catholic provinces have moved the observance to the following Sunday.

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That link does not explain why CERN is observing four Christian related holidays ...?
I find that odd, especially when their icon is Shiva.
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That link does not explain why CERN is observing four Christian related holidays ...?
I find that odd, especially when their icon is Shiva.
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As per usual, most likely trying to provoke the most high.....and use the energy from those time periods.
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But then, why would CERN have these four RELIGIOUS holidays on their calendar and no others?
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Why not?

When they sorted their calendar, the people at CERN won't have even considered whether or not any events fell on days with RELIGIOUS meaning.

Bottom line, religious claptrap is not something they'll take into consideration when it comes to real scientific experiments.
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But then, why would CERN have these four RELIGIOUS holidays on their calendar and no others?
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Why not?

When they sorted their calendar, the people at CERN won't have even considered whether or not any events fell on days with RELIGIOUS meaning.

Bottom line, religious claptrap is not something they'll take into consideration when it comes to real scientific experiments.
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They clearly did, or they would not have included them on their calendar ... hum. But it was just these four holidaya and May Day ...

May Day on May 1 is an ancient Northern Hemisphere spring festival and usually a public holiday;[1] it is also a traditional spring holiday in many cultures. Dances, singing, and cake are usually part of the celebrations that the day includes.

In the late 19th Century, May Day was chosen as the date for International Workers' Day by the Socialists and Communists of the Second International to commemorate the Haymarket affair in Chicago. In the those countries that celebrate International Workers' Day, the day may also be referred to as "May Day" but it is a different celebration from the traditional May Day.

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All of these things are centered around the SUN. It is SUN worship. This is why there are "HALOS" you find them around the sun as well. CERN is trying to make a STAR. The SUN is a star.
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All of these things are centered around the SUN. It is SUN worship. This is why there are "HALOS" you find them around the sun as well. CERN is trying to make a STAR. The SUN is a star.
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I can see where Good Friday, Easter, Xmas and even Ascension Day might be tied to Sun worship. How does May Day fit in?
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All of these things are centered around the SUN. It is SUN worship. This is why there are "HALOS" you find them around the sun as well. CERN is trying to make a STAR. The SUN is a star.
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I can see where Good Friday, Easter, Xmas and even Ascension Day might be tied to Sun worship. How does May Day fit in?
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All of these things are centered around the SUN. It is SUN worship. This is why there are "HALOS" you find them around the sun as well. CERN is trying to make a STAR. The SUN is a star.
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I can see where Good Friday, Easter, Xmas and even Ascension Day might be tied to Sun worship. How does May Day fit in?
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I am not sure. I do know that on May Day they dance around a pole which would be symbolic to the staff, rod, tent pole the spine. May Day might also be the day that we face the galactic center of the universe, but this I am not sure of.
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Maybe we should ask Disney. They are celebrating this day too!!!

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That link does not explain why CERN is observing four Christian related holidays ...?
I find that odd, especially when their icon is Shiva.
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Because those are not related to Christ but pagan holidays.
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Ascension was a hoax to sell books. I can't believe people still refuse to believe it's fake.
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That link does not explain why CERN is observing four Christian related holidays ...?
I find that odd, especially when their icon is Shiva.
 Quoting: Ozark Granny


Because those are not related to Christ but pagan holidays.
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For some reason I had passover on the brain.....but I agree, pagan holidays.
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Ascension was a hoax to sell books. I can't believe people still refuse to believe it's fake.
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Prolly they mean demons will be ascending through that portal.
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Ascension was a hoax to sell books. I can't believe people still refuse to believe it's fake.
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Prolly they mean demons will be ascending through that portal.
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Good riddance to them, then. Take Obama with you.
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Check this out

[link to home.web.cern.ch]

Thursday 14 May (Ascension day)


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