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GLP spiritual gurus I need your understanding on the following...

 
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GLP spiritual gurus I need your understanding on the following...
what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?

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You were born as a turd, but your father never had it up the ass.
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You were born as a turd, but your father never had it up the ass.
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whatever
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You were born as a turd, but your father never had it up the ass.
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whatever
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Tell me, what did you expect...us starting a new religion around you?
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Re: GLP spiritual gurus I need your understanding on the following...
what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


These two people speaking, are they real people in the physical realm?

Can you verify that they did say this?

If not, than the message may simply be a product of the imagination.
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


You are not the chosen one. Sorry.
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BLACKS ARE OF THE LINEAGE OF "HAM" IN THE BIBLE. HAM WAS ONE OF NOAH'S 3 SONS. YOU ARE RELATED TO HAM. MORE INFO @ THOTH.COM ON THE INTERNET. GOOGLE "THOTH".
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


Maybe your ideas are clean?
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


They were talking about your soul birth, not your body birth. You are not from the Earth territory, but another space zone.

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Why do you think its about you?
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They weren't talking about you, they were talking about someone else who has long been anticipated and is ready to come forward as the Lamb of God.
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


These two people speaking, are they real people in the physical realm?

Can you verify that they did say this?

If not, than the message may simply be a product of the imagination.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68618676


one of them was my brother who during the astral projection was clinging onto me as I tried to navigate the room. he seem to act like a means of weighing me down making it more difficult for me to astral project. Another person who was invisible made the statement to him.
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


You are not the chosen one. Sorry.
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I did not say I was lol. I believe out in the ethers they speak the Biblical language.
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


Maybe your ideas are clean?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68673286


you may be on to something!!!
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Why do you think its about you?
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Intuitively I knew it was about me. also once I broke out that dark realm into the natural world out there, I began to jump from cliffs. One man saw me and said to my brother, "I thought your daughter was dead." Btw... I am male.
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


They were talking about your soul birth, not your body birth. You are not from the Earth territory, but another space zone.

:itwasaliens73:
 Quoting: King Christos


but why would he say such thing when this was not my first time astral projecting (ive been doing it for 20 plus years) and I am sure this particular being was aware that I have astral projected before on numerous occasions.
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There was a parallel spiritual entity human form conceived at the time of the genesis. You are the one. Jesus was the first. You are the second. Yep.

They always come in pairs distanced by a couple millenia.
Are you ready?
You were prophecied by the ancients because they knew of the twin nature of the son of God. Jesus is part of a twin conception. The twins operate each spanning a couple millenia. This is what is meant by the second coming. The Bible somehow omitted this , or you can't yet see it , even if you have read it a dozen times.










(okay, I was joshin, so easy with teh I yam Jesus thing.) :)
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There was a parallel spiritual entity human form conceived at the time of the genesis. You are the one. Jesus was the first. You are the second. Yep.

They always come in pairs distanced by a couple millenia.
Are you ready?
You were prophecied by the ancients because they knew of the twin nature of the son of God. Jesus is part of a twin conception. The twins operate each spanning a couple millenia. This is what is meant by the second coming. The Bible somehow omitted this , or you can't yet see it , even if you have read it a dozen times.










(okay, I was joshin, so easy with teh I yam Jesus thing.) :)
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lmao
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


They were talking about your soul birth, not your body birth. You are not from the Earth territory, but another space zone.

:itwasaliens73:
 Quoting: King Christos


but why would he say such thing when this was not my first time astral projecting (ive been doing it for 20 plus years) and I am sure this particular being was aware that I have astral projected before on numerous occasions.
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


since your brother was there, perhaps the other (spirit guide) was telling your brother that although you are brothers in this incarnation, you come from different sources.

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Here's a free gift to all you Amazon Kindle authors. THis is a great idea for a book.
It will be called: THE JESUS TWIN.

Fabricate this story of a great secret whispered only in the Vatican and the remote monastries. Of a secret that few men know. The secret is that Jesus had a twin. ANd the second coming meant the arrival of the second Jesus twin.

Your MC will be the one who discovers this great secret. Open jawed he roams the old monastries in order to get concrete proof of the arrival of the second Jesus.

The book will be about his travails and discoveries.

The ending will of course where he meets the second Jesus. Face to face. It will all go down with this great spirrtchal glow.

Put some discreet sex in there too while you are at it. It needs to sell well. And think of Hollywood, they will appreciate some sex in the story.

You need to go to a lonely wooded cabin to write this book , because the punch will come during the revelation to the readers as to who the second Jesus really is. The discovery should shock the shite out of your audience. Lol.

All the best.
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Re: GLP spiritual gurus I need your understanding on the following...
what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


They were talking about your soul birth, not your body birth. You are not from the Earth territory, but another space zone.

:itwasaliens73:
 Quoting: King Christos


but why would he say such thing when this was not my first time astral projecting (ive been doing it for 20 plus years) and I am sure this particular being was aware that I have astral projected before on numerous occasions.
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


since your brother was there, perhaps the other (spirit guide) was telling your brother that although you are brothers in this incarnation, you come from different sources.

:donttapglass:
 Quoting: King Christos



never thought of that. interesting. thanks.
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what if you had an astral projection and overheard two people speak to each other about you and one said the following:

"He is from a different immaculate conception."


What do you think that means?
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


look within for answers its the only way
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Every born again christian is a New Creation ! A Son of God

That's what it means





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