Drinking some fancy beer here. All I ever drink is fancy beer.

For starters, I got this Lakefront Beer called Cherry Lager, beer made with Wisconsin cherries, four pack is $10. It sounds better than it tastes, not as good as the New Glarus Cherry Lambic, but better than the Amana Cherry Ale I had a few months ago. I'll not get this again, I'll stick with the New Glarus or Belgium lambics. Sam Adams makes a chocolate cherry stout, rare and hard to find, an outstanding cherry brew.

Next is an old favorite, Samuel Smith Organic Chocolate Stout, four pack is $10. All the Samuel Smith beverages are outstanding, from their ciders to lagers to stouts, they far exceed most everything else, there's really no need to ever drink any other brand, but as they say, variety is the spice of life.

Then is a six of Konig Pilsner for $7.50, a very good German Beer. But to be honest, bad German beer is better than most all American beer. The worst German beer I've ever had is Parkbrau, which is still better than 95% of our nation's brew.

Do any of you you drink light beer? I don't understand that, light beer is for ladies and homos. Are you really that calorie conscious, Mary? Are you really that gay, Goosey Brucey? Listen up, beer is meant to be enjoyed for it's flavor and nutritive value. Hey, if you want to get drunk on a minimum of calories, Liberace, drink vodka or whiskey neat.