With Knife Murders Spiking after Gun Ban, UK Urges “Save a Life-Surrender Your Knife”

Don't go to the slammer...surrender your hammer!

Don't be a dope...surrender your rope!

save a dope - give up your rope.

Great minds think alike?

You guys are funny :)

Not surprising, but ridiculous nonetheless.

"Don't commit racial suicide-- expel all those with a shit-hide"

And what if your knife is used as a TOOL. Which is what the vast majority of knifes are used for by people. Think hunting, camping, climbing, cooking, etc etc.

Lets list them:

Bread knife:
Boning knife:
Carving knife:
Chef's knife:
Cleaver:
Butcher's Knife:s
Kitchen knife:
Oyster knife:
Balisong:
Bowie knife:
A shoemaker's knife.
Diver's knife:
Electrician's knife:
Hunting knife:
Rope Knife:
Kiridashi:
Linoleum knife:
Machete:
Palette knife:
Paper knife:
Pocket knife:
Lockback knife:
Multi-tool and Swiss Army knife,
Produce knife:
Rigging knife:
Scalpel:
Straight razor:
Survival knife:
Switchblade:
Utility knife:
X-Acto knife:

It's mostly aimed at pocket knives and pen knives used by drug dealers and gangs to stab each other with.

On another note, this thread is hilarious,

But what will be next? Do we give up our rights to forks? Just think of the damage those tines could do!! The horror!!

Won't be long before folks are eating and drinking from the palms of their own hands in good old Oceania.

Kind of sounds almost attractive in it's simplicity.

Or...

Bare hands kill men... cut them off and turn them in.

feet kick. Off with them.

Don't be an ass - give up your glass!

Glass kills!

It's not a nanny state trick
So just give us your sticks

Want free scones ?
Give us your stones.

Save a woman from harm.
Men, Cut off your arms.

Feelings take a toll
So give us your soul

...

That's where they ultimately want it to end up really ...

to hooligans- stop being a menice
swap football for tennis

Save a life and tell them to shut the fuck up.

Just because someone else can't be responsible, doesn't mean I'm paying for that shit. Fucking liberals will have you sitting home doing nothing while indoctrinating you on BBC. Give up the rest of your freedom so the huns at the gate can cut your heads off like chickens.

Bawk Bawk Bawk

I think it's great...to mock the nanny state.

I know a Brit who smacked a burglar with a cricket bat, in his own home.

Guess what?

He got time.

turn in your forks too, snaggle teeths.

I've joked on anti-gun threads about cricket bats before, but I've also heard tales like that, where defending your own home results in charges.

What's a person to do in a situation like that?!

Its all about having the need for one. Need it as a tool and you are fine, 2230 on a friday night down the pup and you are in bother.

I believe that home owners in the UK are required to welcome burglars, and serve them fresh tea and buttered crumpets, while pointing out the most valuable items in the house.