pumpin iron in the gym and a couple babes show up next to me

You answered your own question. Just checking you out!!!

Probably

Yeah. I had to ignore them and continue working out in another part of the gym. Just too uncomfortable.

they were transsexual's checking you out

:youreafag:

Shy? Tbh I'd be mortified too :-)

You should have given them a tour of your gun show.

If they were 7's or better I wouldn't have questioned it and just tapped it. I carry a pack of raincoats in the glove box for this very reason.

Unless their fat or appeared to be low income clingers.

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:monkeyshoot:

Right?

*fixed

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO????????

Pfft suddenly I'm the bad guy.

Pfft suddenly I'm the bad guy.

Nothing wrong with your eyesight then :-)

What's hard for your fat cheeto and ramen noodles eating self to believe. That there are things such as gyms, that people use gyms, that people can afford a gym membership, that women go to gyms?

I'm trying to classify this foodstamper properly. :P

I spend one hour every saturday morning and one hour every sunday morning at the gym. Gotta keep up appearances and whatever sets you apart from the normal poor joe.

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Get a job bro. Both Hillary and Trump is gunning for your foodstamps.

Last Edited by Merlin13 on 07/09/2015 07:06 PM

Babes is a sexist word
And it is also wrong as it means babies.
Babes in arms etc.

Ok, so one guy didn't like their fish taco and you might want to try it? They were warning you to keep away from their fishy tacos!

If they slobber when they kiss or suck your D they likely squirt the bed. Nasty b*ches.

They were warning you they had yeast infections, hence the fish taco smell.

Probably trying to get you to clear out of the area.

Did you lift things up and put them down?

Were you farting out your protein shake you had hungrily devoured pre workout?

Did you forget to ask give me gossip? Or are glp and gmg being simultaneous bombarded with this silliness?

Are you that awkward around chicks?

Ever try smiling back and playing it casual? Ever been laid? Ffs

My willy fell out of my shorts whilst I was working out on a crosstrainer. The girl on the rower opposite kept on staring.

I have never felt so violated in my life.

I might just go and write a blog about it.

Boo hoo.

Smells like BS to me.

I go to my local gym 4 times a week and the only women who go there are overweight, unattractive, smell of BO and french fries, and have the IQ of a garden-variety dog turd.

OP be trolling. Don't feed the troll.

you shoulda showed them hoes yer unit