Do you want $50 in Starkist Tuna or $25 cash? FILE THIS CLASS ACTION form

Don't tell everyone because we will get LESS the more people sign up

Do you have John West tuna in the USA?

They do these smoked fillets.... *drool*

I'll take the 50 in vouchers please.

Thanks!

bump

I just asked them to skip the money and send me the last ounce of mercury needed to do me in !

Do they have any smoked dolphin in olive oil ?

My cat would enjoy some vouchers.

I have bought tons of this tuna. I know - I'll die of murcery poison, but whatever. The gov is gonna kill me first.

I'd go with the $50 in tuna, I have a lot of cats.

That tuna eaten ever so often is not going to harm you. If it did there would be a lot of people already dead from mercury poison. Heck, they should sue the ones who make vaccines if you want to get the mercury poisoning problem solved.

THIS

kitty want.

It's pretty bad lately....I opened a can the other day and it was just fish mash, not even chunky any more. It's like a whale barfed up fish guts.

No taurine in Tuna, not suppose to feed it to cats....

Hmmmm. Decisions....decisions.
$25 cash or 50 bucks worth of Fuku tuna.

I like glowing in the dark so I'll go for the 2 headed tuna.

Is the tuna radiated? If so, I'll take the 25 bucks!

Most of Starkist production comes from the Pacific.
...and what does that mean to me, you may ask???



Radioactive Bluefin Tuna Caught Off California Coast
"Every bluefin tuna tested in the waters off California has been shown to be contaminated with radiation that originated in Fukushima. Every single one."
[link to samuel-warde.com]



Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 08/27/2015 09:18 PM

good job dumbass!! now everyone will get less than $0.50......

the more people sign up, the LESS money we will get.

FUCK YOU OP

The salt from processed tuna for human consumption is loaded with salt. Way more than kitty can handle over time. Leads to kidney stones.

I hate salt full of salt.
Can't I ever get my salt with no salt?

I'm with Cookie Monster!

tuna stinks, give me da cash.

...and for those who are not paying attention....Darwin loves you.

I posted it on Twitter and FB too.,,,,woohoo, share the money/

why so greedy? haven't you swiss stolen enough from the other countries?

um that's called fog...tards...

Yeah...cool story bro...."fog" ONLY around the outlet cooling ports at the destroyed plant.



Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 08/27/2015 09:39 PM

Yeah, there was a post on here about a year ago about a class action against Sylvania for some defective headlight bulbs.

I filed for it and received my $11.72 check about 2 weeks ago.

My kitty will love this tuna. Wife has been saying she's gonna get rid of the bitch, maybe this radioactive tuna will do her in.

I took the $50 worth of tuna (Great barter item for the apocalypse)

...and takes out the neighbors at the same time.