How the fuck do you deal with overly-emotional women?

Just be glad shes not a black woman. Take all that, and add violence...

I don't, i move on, ignore them.

I avoid them.No time for drama.

You don't. You ignore them and let some other sucker deal with them.

Super Charged Thunderstick Power Wand, works like a charm every time.

I don't.

And a girl friend would only be a liability at this stage in the war.

If she's not where I am in every way, she won't be where I am at all.

Cut the dead weight and travel lite.

Well, seems like we're all in agreement here.

Take notes, ladies! We don't put up with this shit!

Slap her (with words of course), and then tell her she has nothing to worry about, then tell her she needs to fix up, and you'll own her.

Get her off birth control and don't cum inside her.

give her a tampon and mydol

So true. No time for drama, no patience for drama either. One of my sisters is similar to how OP described. She is a major pain in the ass of our family, but we put up with her simply because she is blood related. It's very difficult to deal with women who are like this. Generally, if you can't get easy sex out of them, leave them ASAP for your personal protection. There are alot of males who are like this as well, but I've always chalked it up to "You're a loser who had NEVER HAD to fucking grow up! Man up or die already!"

So you wanted that package pretty as she was...well that takes work you know. She is superficial and emotionally immature, conceited and has no values outside of the damned new rug. Next time you go window shopping for a good woman try checking under the hood before you let the paint job wow you.

easy. i divorce them.

From my experience with every female I've ever befriended online and physically who took birth control pills... birth control pills are FERTILITY drugs! Each female was able to have sex without condoms with any guy they wanted, get the guy to orgasm inside of her, and that was that. None of them ever got pregnant and had normal PMS cycles. However, when they got on birth control pills that seriously screwed up their PMS cycles to the point of sometimes forcing them to become extremely horny. If they were b/f-less at the time they'd go for an easy one-night stand with a guy simply because their birth control pills made them so incredibly horny abruptly.

What's worse is they got pregnant so easily that it destroyed each of their lives because they had to take care of one or more children for their foreseeable futures. Their personalities, and everything else of and about them became increasingly undesirable. I eventually lost contact with them because they became far too busy taking care of their newborns to stay online to chat with me... and anyone else for that matter too.

I walk away or if they are in my house I tell them to GTFO!
Homey don't play that shit.

Dude, mine gets worse and worse every year. All feeling, no thought

inside mouth, cool?

Ahhh grasshopper, blessed you are to have such simplicity and predictability in the form of a woman. I feer you may intelectually starve to death over coming weeks however. You may consider greener pastures !

Emotional or overly emotional are superfluous adjective (and adverb) used with that noun (women) ; it makes YOU appear to be emotionally reacting to ordinary time tested and proven behavior of the female species... You have to figure out how to stay in a higher mode of consciousness than your woman, especially when a specific aspect if her hormonal cycle is manifest... Control your own emotions and she'll respect and learn to trust you - I'm fortunately speaking from much experience: nine sisters in my family, and been married twice from 1980 to present (first wife 11 years, second 23 years- and seven children between us). Anyway best of luck - it is doable but sometimes when it gets really thick maybe go to the gym, play some b ball or perhaps breathing exercises and meditation.

Pump 'n' dump.

I can't help to feel as though you got neutered by your nine sisters, and pretty much all of the women in your life, AC. Since that one guy somewhat recently got a robotic penis replacement when he lost his, maybe you can get a pair of robotic testicles to replace your missing testicles.

Next....

You have to know how to speak to a woman..

I thought AC was giving an excellent response.
AC has the experience, you're still wet behind the ears and don't know shit.

Avoid them at all cost. I actually studied the alpha/beta traits to better understand what attracts women. I then adopted all of the traits of the beta and it is beautiful watching the females run away. hahahahah. My god life is so simple now.

I think once people realize all of the advertising that they have been indoctrinated with from birth, saying how people are happier in relationships is absolute crap, then they will be free.

Give em a candy bar then pack up and leave.