Lucky me.......I hope.... I've landed a job in the South Pacific.

My job will be to help maintain a cell phone network on an island in the south pacific. New Zealand is a four hour flight away. I was told it is cheaper to eat like the natives, rice and dried fish, rice and salted fish, sometimes rice and fresh fish, and rice and local pork which could contain parasites, than to buy foods from Australia, new Zealand, and the U.S. also I have been told I'll have to take anti malaria pills while there. my salary for each year will almost be twice what I made in the U.S.,
Car not needed, everyone gets around on mopeds.

I'm having second and third thoughts about my new dream job. I'll be getting away from this Shit hole country, the Welfare Sponge Socialist Dark Peoples Republic of obama. and ill be making more money, ill be in the southern hemisphere so radiation will take longer to reach me after obamaville is nuked.

oh yea, GUNS, only 22.s and shotguns are legal there.

ok GLP, what jewels of wisdom do you have for me ? you have any good recipes for dried and salt fish ? I'm supposed to leave in three weeks.