OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"!

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OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62312897 United States 09/27/2015 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! LESS THAN 50% EXCERPT "Writer Jeffrey Tayler penned an opinion piece for Salon this past week, stating that the Bible should be classified as science-fiction. Tayler cited several “rank absurdities that insult our intelligence and affront our dignity as twenty-first-century, post-Enlightenment humans,” as evidence for his argument, the first of which purports that the conception of Jesus Christ was actually a sexual assault. Our soi-disant “savior” was born not following intercourse between a man and a woman, but as a result of God “debauching” (to use Thomas Paine’s word) an unconsenting (per Matthew) virgin two millennia ago. (By today’s standards, Mary would be entitled to file sexual assault charges against the Lord, all the more so since He, according to the Bible, must have been at least four thousand years her senior, and occupied a position of authority over her. Imagine the settlement she could get!)" Source: [link to www.youngcons.com]

fromthefuture User ID: 69754228 United States 09/27/2015 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! Does the Koran claim that God raped Mohammad? “The future ain’t what it used to be.” Yogi Berra Vote for Trump y'all
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 62312897 United States 09/27/2015 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! Does the Koran claim that God raped Mohammad? Quoting: fromthefuture It should. After all he was going around raping little girls.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52925389 United States 09/27/2015 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! is it really that hard to believe? rape is pretty commonplace in the bible only a complete fucking retard takes virgin birth literally

Anonymous Coward User ID: 64704897 United States 09/27/2015 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! ignorance
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 62312897 United States 09/27/2015 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! is it really that hard to believe? rape is pretty commonplace in the bible only a complete fucking retard takes virgin birth literally Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52925389 :libtardbrain: Piss off.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70409535 Puerto Rico 09/27/2015 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! Does the Koran claim that God raped Mohammad? Quoting: fromthefuture He never got pregnant from god ! i suppose ! then St Joseph was a Cabron ! and god broke his own commandments by coveting another mans wife ! Interesting post!
Rubatosis User ID: 70053572 United States 09/27/2015 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! It's an interesting theory to say the least. And isn't that why we're all here? - Besides, that whole "immaculate conception" thing freaks me the fuck out any time my period is even a day late. Thanks, Mary. P.S. - The 3 wisemen rode to see baby Jesus not just to witness the son of God. But to see if he had a penis. Meaning: he was born human. Born with sin. P.P.S - "Every good Christian should go to college, but if they do, they probably won't be a good Christian anymore once they realize there is more than one book to read" - Fat Mike - NOFX. People who are intimidated by you talk bad about you with hopes that others won't find you so appealing. Rubatosis - n. the unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat, whose tenuous muscular throbbing feels less like a metronome than a nervous ditty your heart is tapping to itself, the kind that people compulsively hum or sing while walking in complete darkness, as if to casually remind the outside world, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here. The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves. ~ William Penn I understood myself only after I destroyed myself. And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I truly was. Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69657506 United States 09/27/2015 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! did joseph approve of god impregnating mary?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62874195 United States 09/28/2015 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! Whether a person is religious or not, Salon is trash. Don't even click on their articles to give them view counts.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 70422256 United States 09/28/2015 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! I think they are working overtime to be the next Charlie hebdo...good for them let freedom ring future bomb victims
Ohwow! User ID: 16023386 United States 09/28/2015 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! It's an interesting theory to say the least. And isn't that why we're all here? - Besides, that whole "immaculate conception" thing freaks me the fuck out any time my period is even a day late. Thanks, Mary. P.S. - The 3 wisemen rode to see baby Jesus not just to witness the son of God. But to see if he had a penis. Meaning: he was born human. Born with sin. P.P.S - "Every good Christian should go to college, but if they do, they probably won't be a good Christian anymore once they realize there is more than one book to read" - Fat Mike - NOFX. Quoting: Rubatosis More ignorance from the "if God is real I am headed for hell" crowd, what is it you think is the immaculate conception, which is not found in God's Word and does not refer to Jesus. And yes, Jesus is God and yes, He is born of a woman, and not man, He had to be born of a woman for His ability to save man from the penalty of death eternal, the Kinsman redeemer only could reverse the decree. Why is it that if it doesn't involve a penis fallen mankind can't understand there are plenty of scriptures to reveal that Jesus was not born of a sexual union between a Spirit being and a dirt man? It can't happen and to believe it can is the inability to understand the gulf between the created decaying dirt realm and Spirit realm, which is the greater reality? Most do not know unless they make it up in their head, yet reality has its own truth and it does not involve what people think, because most can't think outside of sex, money, and TV
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70422256 United States 09/28/2015 07:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: OUTRAGEOUS! Salon rag at it again! Claims, "If Bible Is True Then God Definitely Raped Mary"! It's an interesting theory to say the least. And isn't that why we're all here? - Besides, that whole "immaculate conception" thing freaks me the fuck out any time my period is even a day late. Thanks, Mary. P.S. - The 3 wisemen rode to see baby Jesus not just to witness the son of God. But to see if he had a penis. Meaning: he was born human. Born with sin. P.P.S - "Every good Christian should go to college, but if they do, they probably won't be a good Christian anymore once they realize there is more than one book to read" - Fat Mike - NOFX. Quoting: Rubatosis More ignorance from the "if God is real I am headed for hell" crowd, what is it you think is the immaculate conception, which is not found in God's Word and does not refer to Jesus. And yes, Jesus is God and yes, He is born of a woman, and not man, He had to be born of a woman for His ability to save man from the penalty of death eternal, the Kinsman redeemer only could reverse the decree. Why is it that if it doesn't involve a penis fallen mankind can't understand there are plenty of scriptures to reveal that Jesus was not born of a sexual union between a Spirit being and a dirt man? It can't happen and to believe it can is the inability to understand the gulf between the created decaying dirt realm and Spirit realm, which is the greater reality? Most do not know unless they make it up in their head, yet reality has its own truth and it does not involve what people think, because most can't think outside of sex, money, and TV Quoting: Ohwow! what makes this even dumber poster is that they said these words in an age where man himself can do what they deny god did
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