Just got out of Jail!! Ask me a question??

Be a little more carful next time......

Jails a bitch.......

Did ya drop the soap?

What did you do?

Was your cell mate a large black man named Bubba?

Welcome back, Chad

Do you enjoy monopaly?

Did you wash the halloween makeup off before you
posted this?
Got arrested Halloween night?

Hope you wore your shoes in the shower

DUI?

What's taking you so long?

what's larger, your regret, or your bungus?

when are you going back?

Yeah it is, first dude they threw in holding cell with me looked like he had Ebola! Red eyes, sneezing like crazy, snot going everywhere...



I just sprayed my whole body with Colloidal Silver. And drank couple spoon fulls...

Bungus? lol

No ben dover and phil mcavity.

My psycho girlfriend attacked me 'again' and then called cops on me for just trying to restrain her. I was all scratched up, bruised up, she had no marks but off course I get the cuffs, fucked up!!

When they put me in the general holding block with like 40 tatted up gangsters, I first met the big white guy who was in charge of all the whites. I had to have someone wake him up so he would give me a bed. Then he went on the explain the rules. Whites and mexicans can only pee in the left toilet and sink. The right ones were just for the 'brothers'. This fat white dude kept threatening to 'roll me' up if I tried using the phone. The story gets even better.

Hopefully I don't get caught again. That was my last arrest back in 2007.

Hmm Where are you now?

Yup. Didn't go out. We took a nice nap. Then woke up to my gf 'switching' which happens all the time. Sometimes she just goes completely nuts!

Not in jail.

Haha, fish! :P jk

Good for you not being experienced on how to handle yourself in jail.

Hopefully never, Jail is really the worst place! Worse than prisons.

Haha I do know how to handle myself, I really just didn't like this dude and thought I could've easily kicked his ass had it come to that.

But ya, if you go to jail don't try to talk. Or ask the police anything. Don't think you're entitled to make a free phone call because your not always.

Last thing I would've wanted would be to add some time in there. But sometimes these guys can be a bit much.

You went back to the girlfriend?

Haha, I've been more times than I care to admit; I usually make friends pretty easy.

Jail twice in 8 years isn't much, kudos.

You can admit here, we won't judge you...

I did meet a super cool 'cartel guy' that had these awesome mayan tattoos all over him. We struck up an esoteric convo and made friends in the releasing cell. I could probably start a thread just about what this guy told me, was so much stuff not sure I even remembered half.

Why are you rolling your eyes at me?

Too many to count, nothing terrible or too serious.

Lot of being drunk or homeless for the most part.

I've spent more than a year of my life incarcerated.

Still not too much but more than usual.