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Don't kids cut grass anymore?

 
TheToolMan
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Don't kids cut grass anymore?
Friday around noon, I drove out of my driveway, I live in a cul de sac with 4 homes, and I quickly notice 3 landscaping trucks from 3 different companies. As I drive out of the neighborhood, I notice 2 more trucks, again from 2 different companies. So a total of 5 different landscaping companies cutting grass... 12 men in total.

Are you kidding me?! When did becoming a landscaper cutting grass become a full time job? Crazy...

I ask my kids to do it and they cut our grass for free because it is fun to ride around on the lawn tractor.

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11/02/2015 12:11 AM
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
Not sure but I sure as fuck do
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
People have allergies like I do or have no access to a lawnmower....I used to do it though until it got worse.
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11/02/2015 12:15 AM
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You can thank illegal immigration for that one. When I was a kid we used to take the lawn mower down the street and door to door on Saturdays in search of money for the movies or to fund a hobby like building model rockets etc. Almost all fast food workers were high school or college kids learning about hard work and earning their way through life. Not any more.
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JESUS N HEKTOR THE ILLEGALS NEED IT TO BUY BEAN BURRITOS FOR THEIR FAIMLY OF 7
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
Kids do nothing.
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they are all inside doing common core problems
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it's just changed to with scissors in their bedrooms
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
Friday around noon, I drove out of my driveway, I live in a cul de sac with 4 homes, and I quickly notice 3 landscaping trucks from 3 different companies. As I drive out of the neighborhood, I notice 2 more trucks, again from 2 different companies. So a total of 5 different landscaping companies cutting grass... 12 men in total.

Are you kidding me?! When did becoming a landscaper cutting grass become a full time job? Crazy...

I ask my kids to do it and they cut our grass for free because it is fun to ride around on the lawn tractor.

:ttmower:
 Quoting: TheToolMan


NO!

As a matter of fact, the last kid to cut grass was in 1983!
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Friday around noon, I drove out of my driveway, I live in a cul de sac with 4 homes, and I quickly notice 3 landscaping trucks from 3 different companies. As I drive out of the neighborhood, I notice 2 more trucks, again from 2 different companies. So a total of 5 different landscaping companies cutting grass... 12 men in total.

Are you kidding me?! When did becoming a landscaper cutting grass become a full time job? Crazy...

I ask my kids to do it and they cut our grass for free because it is fun to ride around on the lawn tractor.

ttmower
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My kid does... Someone has to teach him the meaning of work.... All of these parents that coddle their children are setting them up for a huge windfall.

When I was 12 years old I was mowing lawns for money all the time. Today... kids are too lazy and coddled.
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
White people don't teach there kids shit that's why. ..

My dad was a immigration of Mexican decent. I know how to mow lawn, fix certain parts of cars,oil change, take out gas tank, clean filters etc. I know how to paint houses. I know how to manage tools. How to fix doors. Interior stuff. It's pretty simple. But yor culture is lazy. You know how much money you save when you learn simple shit like that from papa?
And I teach my dad how to use computer, cellphone how to download torrents. Vice versa...I mean come on lol smh your race needs a Lil machismo. In Mexican culture...women gotta know how to cook and clean. And men are expected too work and support there family. I wouldn't get any big booty Latinas if I would have never been taught shit fRon my dad.
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
the men build cucksheds instead of sheds to house their power equipment and lawn tools
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Most mow-and-blow guys are pretty cheap.
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You can get a group of Mexicans to do your landscape for dirt cheap nowadays.

By the time you factor in the cost of buying and maintaining landscaping equipment and paying your worthless pothead teenager, people just say screw it and hire the illegals.
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
They can't get grass. If they get hurt their parent will sue you.

They can't babysit, if something happens to the baby, their parents will sue you.

See the pattern here.
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
Friday around noon, I drove out of my driveway, I live in a cul de sac with 4 homes, and I quickly notice 3 landscaping trucks from 3 different companies. As I drive out of the neighborhood, I notice 2 more trucks, again from 2 different companies. So a total of 5 different landscaping companies cutting grass... 12 men in total.

Are you kidding me?! When did becoming a landscaper cutting grass become a full time job? Crazy...

I ask my kids to do it and they cut our grass for free because it is fun to ride around on the lawn tractor.

:ttmower:
 Quoting: TheToolMan


Huh? "ride around on a tractor"

Ever use a "push" powered mower?
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Kids stay at home these days. They'll probably get reported to CPS by helicopter moms. Kids aren't allowed out front or down the street unsupervised these days. Its not like when we were kids thanks to all the liberal, nanny state bs.
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You can get a group of Mexicans to do your landscape for dirt cheap nowadays.

By the time you factor in the cost of buying and maintaining landscaping equipment and paying your worthless pothead teenager, people just say screw it and hire the illegals.
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ever since economy went into the toilet you see more and more white american males owning grass cutting enterprises
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It is illegal for kids to cut other peoples grass without a business license these days. Thats a fact. The former USA is gone and this is the way it is now.
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No. They just smoke it.
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White people don't teach there kids shit that's why. ..

My dad was a immigration of Mexican decent. I know how to mow lawn, fix certain parts of cars,oil change, take out gas tank, clean filters etc. I know how to paint houses. I know how to manage tools. How to fix doors. Interior stuff. It's pretty simple. But yor culture is lazy. You know how much money you save when you learn simple shit like that from papa?
And I teach my dad how to use computer, cellphone how to download torrents. Vice versa...I mean come on lol smh your race needs a Lil machismo. In Mexican culture...women gotta know how to cook and clean. And men are expected too work and support there family. I wouldn't get any big booty Latinas if I would have never been taught shit fRon my dad.
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Yeah, that's why Mexico became such a great Super Power Country.

Oh wait....

putin
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It became a full time job for w e t b a c k s when our shitty gov allowed them to invade the US. They ran kids out of the market. They can afford to undercut kids since illegals get welfare thanks to their anchors.
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White people don't teach there kids shit that's why. ..

My dad was a immigration of Mexican decent. I know how to mow lawn, fix certain parts of cars,oil change, take out gas tank, clean filters etc. I know how to paint houses. I know how to manage tools. How to fix doors. Interior stuff. It's pretty simple. But yor culture is lazy. You know how much money you save when you learn simple shit like that from papa?
And I teach my dad how to use computer, cellphone how to download torrents. Vice versa...I mean come on lol smh your race needs a Lil machismo. In Mexican culture...women gotta know how to cook and clean. And men are expected too work and support there family. I wouldn't get any big booty Latinas if I would have never been taught shit fRon my dad.
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this is an a+ burn, op.
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i knew a young dumbass that come over and he cut neighbors grass with the deck set so low he scalped the lawn and destroyed it for the whole growing season and had to get it professionally reseeded
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Not to mention hiring a kid to cut your grass puts you at all kinds of risk of lawsuits when the dumb little shit chops part of his foot off by mistake.
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My 2 boys, 13 and 15, do the yard work...no mow and blows by illegals here!
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11/02/2015 12:47 AM
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
Not no, but HELL NO! I would never let one of my kids do that filthy shit work like I had too do as a kid, that shit work is why the gov lets those Illegal Alien Mexicoons stay here. Now pay that Bean Eater or watch the grass take over!
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Kids are too busy eating junk and playing video games while getting fat and ugly to do something boring like cutting grass.
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Kids are too busy eating junk and playing video games while getting fat and ugly to do something boring like cutting grass.
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yeah they think they are gonna change the world

lmao
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Re: Don't kids cut grass anymore?
I never mowed the lawn, when I did I would be debilitated for the rest of the day. Clogged nose, headache, itchy and watery eyes. Alergies suck.

But I'll never missed an opportunity to shovel snow!
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The girls are too busy taking selfies and the bots are too bust playing Xbox.

America fail.





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