I think I found Jesus

Jesus was never missing.

He's always been right where He's supposed to be.

At the taco factory?

So is it over, whatever it is?

That's actually not the way it works, the Bible says God finds and gives to Jesus those that are His. The old cliche (b.s.) "we're all God's children" is pure crapola.

Where was he hiding this time?

10 pts for maximum blowing hard.

Taco is gift from God, silly, there is no 'factory', lol.

Would you please inform the Jehovah Witnesses so the can stop coming to my house asking if I have found him.

Their script goes like this:

1: Preach as instructed, until
2: Stop preaching door to door (end is coming)
3: END COMES
4: dig from rubble
5: Rebuild New Sanhedrin by divine unseen group of directing superhumanwhatnots.

So just talk them through the future, they start to sound much more interesting than when they are discussing the past.

Rather then arguing or discussing 1350bc or 0AD, have them discuss the next 100 years, etc.

hmm..sex rituals:asifout:

this is how lions eat you these days:cherglare:

Oh I loves me some 'lecia, npw there is a taco bell I could ring every hour.

She was great in Blast From the Past as "Eve", her best movie.

Utterly devine, I am sure Jesus would linger near the well to preach to her, no matter what.

You can try to understand Jesus and his way but yoy will not find him until you give up your sin. Even then you wont find him, he will come to you.

While you work hard on your sin, you will find the devil. He will clearly use people and your fears and weakness' s against you to stall and stop you.

Good luck brother.

The luckiest person in the world will his luck does a 180 in the search for God. Some fall, other take strenght in knowing it is a sign they are on the right track.

The search for truth, the metamorphosis of you is very painfull experience and has send many a man mad.

If any had truely found God, the world kniw it without a doubt. The world would deny of course, but any in that position would be relentless in bringing the rest towards God and back into the light.

Mainsyream religions and sole searchers alike dont like the 'the whole world decieved' as it includes them.

Trust me when I tell you, if any find Jesus, meet Jesus before death. We will know about it.

Was he behind the sofa?

1: Jesus said "Truly I say to you" not "Trust me"

2: John 1 says he is PHOS ANTHROPOS the light inside all humankind. That means you can see him in the mirror.

For those that do not know, the book called the Holy Bible is made up of 66 smaller books. The Old Testament is made up of 39 books and the New testament is made up of 27 books. The Old Testament is also the Old Covenant Laws or 10 commandments. The New Testament is the new Covenant Jesus Christ died for to deliver to us from death to Life.

Jesus of Nazareth entered the world pointing out the corruption of the Temple and the impossibility of keeping the 10 Laws with a clean mind. His work of three years is contained in only 4 books out of 66 that make up the modern Bible. Those 4 books only 120 pages or so in length are titled Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, they are also called the Gospel of Jesus Christ or the Good News. The Good News is about how mankind's disconnection from God can be reestablished thru that one man Jesus Christ. We fell through Adam and we arise through the Christ. The Good News is about how to live here and how to get ready for life there. Jesus Christ's philosophy was handed to him from his Father, our Father....God. It is a philosophy of grace...it is not a performance based philosophy....you can do nothing but accept it as a gift of grace. If you only believe in the Name of Jesus Christ you will have everlasting life.

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The Lord desires to develop a personal relationship with us as a Father to a child and a Brother to a brother.

Is hiding enslaved?