If Jesus were walking the Earth today and you were invited to his birthday party, what would you bring him as a gift?

Personally, I'd take him to Starbucks for a Venti Peppermint Mocha. And before he took a sip, I'd draw snowflakes all over that red cup so he knew I was a believer.

wed get wasted on wine and talk laugh about the time moses outsmarted god roflolmao

Some band aids and the book.

..."How To Win Friends and Influence People"
By Dale Carnegie

m and m's

ganja

A bullet proof vest so TPTB can't pump him full of lead this time.

gold, frankincense or myrrh

Id get him a glock and dummies guide to Islam!

harry potter books

I would bring the little girl from India that was raped this morning on his birthday

Teva flip flops and a card

Well,

Christ himself said that if you love him you will keep his commandments.

So I guess I would bring him a repentant heart and a sincere desire to be obedient.

The bible...

bj

Water.

A snap on tool kit.

set of 4 nails?

they wish they could ...i am sure of it..lol

There are several Bibles.
The Catholic Bible has more books than the Protestant.
The Orthodox more than the Catholic.
The Syrian more than any.
The different translations are perhaps over 100. Just the English ones BTW.

The Dead Sea Scrolls have 9 Psalms that are not in our current Bible(s). Plus since they may be what Jesus and his cousin John were familiar with they should be included also.

I'd personally bring some white out and ask Jesus about what he thought of Paul hi-jacking everything.

Twinkies. And body armour.

A canvas, paint, and brushes.

A drum. Rum-pa-pum-pum

Aspirin

a whip

I'd gift him a toy cross.

Wine, a whore and a whip.



Last Edited by 08/15 on 11/10/2015 02:25 PM

I would bring him the Holy Bible.

Good idea, he probably has never read it.

30 pieces of silver

An AR15 and lots of bullets.

He's gonna need it to prevent what happened last time!