Mad World

Where else does one watch super dangerous soldiers sing sexy songs delivered by pizza elephants.

I'm surrounded by bad bitches wearing little to no clothing feeding me fast food and sandwiches... I float in the drool of a million men on an inflatable throne sweetheart.

Thanks for the lulz. I was super sad when I woke up this morning.

Laughing always makes me feel better.

Living the dream.


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Well I live it, so I'm not sure it's a dream... And I'm pretty sure a lot of guys consider that a nightmare.

Anyway, everyone knows the American Dream is a large house with 2.1 kids, a picket fence, and a dog.

I think a lot of people use the word 'dream' when they mean to say, 'temporary reality'.

Being the object of jealousy can certainly be a nightmare.

Fortunately for the American Dream, I have established a bridge between their fantasy and my reality. I call them cars and trucks.

I had that dream once.

Good point.

Are those like 'packets'?

You'll notice in games like Fallout 3 or movies about strange experiences, houses play large roles. Wizard of Oz anyone?

They're a gateway. Everyone wants their dwelling to feel solid, but vehicles have character and move discrete units.

They're the obvious bridge.

Some people, especially women, can't really loosen up at home. How much more difficult do you suppose it is for performing pizza elephants.

It's easier to have an inflatable throne floating on drool.

I don't really think a drool throne and dream cars really verges too far from Solomon and a camel train.

Quite alike.

What is the point of a camel when thought is near instant?

What about far instants?

If you had to think about it, you may need a camel.

I chuckled.

Are we playing chess?


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Nah. It's just camels. The only thing more stubborn than Woman.

I heard a story a few weeks back that a camel was left out during a particularly hot day and when its owner returned, it bit his head off.

I never saw camels as potentially violent beasts.

It's like this, everyone knows women can't drive, so the car must have brought her instead. Plausible deniability. Djinn.

The djinn are the car?

You're enjoying this way too much.

If you get any more headstrong, I'm riding you into the desert.

Camel bites off its owner's HEAD after he left it tied up in the sweltering heat all day
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Coast Guard, I don't care what you feed your camel wherever else, but here in America we have pizza.

If camels scare you, go full elephant and drive a truck.

Is this the carrot or the stick?

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Coast Guard, your vegetarian camel cannot chomp heads. They are meat.