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Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?

 
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Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
It's happened my whole life. Is it because I'm only 5'6"?

I don't even scoff or talk to them.
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12/22/2015 07:44 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
lol why dont you ask them wtf they lookin at
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
I don't let men near me. It is a possible threat, they don't think you are a rapist.
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
ive heard about this thing called adrenals

I'm a 30 year old vegan virgin so that must be the only thing holding me back

they are all dogs don't forget they can smell things that others cant, sense things that others cant sense

god is an unforgiving bitch
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Walk after them and yell at them you aren't a rapist! I'm sure that will put their concern at ease. groucho
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12/22/2015 07:50 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
are guys living with their parents or family that are much cooler than the 480 lb obese sweaty man that lives at home and fries his own bacon ahhh guaronteee it :P
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12/22/2015 07:53 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
One word OP.

"hygiene" jay
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
Tell them your a rapper, not a raper.
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
It's happened my whole life. Is it because I'm only 5'6"?

I don't even scoff or talk to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69500435


Do you scurry around furtively?

Do you exhibit facial tics?

Do you grimace at them?

Do you clench your rain coat tightly at the waist, as if to throw it open suddenly?

Do you talk to yourself under your breath when you are near women?
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12/22/2015 08:17 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
I don't let men near me. It is a possible threat, they don't think you are a rapist.
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Paranoid much

Your life must suck going throught each day like that5a
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12/22/2015 08:18 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
One word OP.

"hygiene" :jay:
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry


I actually have good hygiene and am pretty fit.
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12/22/2015 08:19 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
they can smell the stench of failure!!
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
One word OP.

"hygiene" jay
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry


I actually have good hygiene and am pretty fit.
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holdup
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they can smell the stench of failure!!
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boom
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
Because every single one of them is helplessly, hopelessly insane...
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
Because every single one of them is helplessly, hopelessly insane...
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:speechless:
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
I don't let men near me. It is a possible threat, they don't think you are a rapist.
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Paranoid much

Your life must suck going throught each day like that5a
 Quoting: AlphaGunner


It does. I think it has to do with having a very sheltered childhood and being told I wasn't good enough.

I'm always on edge and always thinking if I'm doing the right thing.

Unfortunately it's kind of engrained in me and I have no control. Im always biting my tounge and am afraid to offend anyone due to my fear of retaliation.

Thanks school and church for the early brainwashing. It worked well but I'm slowly snapping out of it.

yoda
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
I don't let men near me. It is a possible threat, they don't think you are a rapist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9322332




Paranoid much

Your life must suck going throught each day like that5a
 Quoting: AlphaGunner


I mean like out in parking lots and such.
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12/22/2015 08:40 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
If they are not attracted to you:

"Eww who's that creepy guy looking at me?!"


If they are attracted to you, make a boring bland comment:

"ahahaha funny omg you are so handsome."


if you are good looking, you can treat them like crap and say the most racist, vile, foul bullshit and they will still adore you..

if you are not good looking, son, i have some bad news ..
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12/22/2015 08:41 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
I'm not saying OP is a rapist....
























but OP is a racist.
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12/22/2015 08:46 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
It's happened my whole life. Is it because I'm only 5'6"?

I don't even scoff or talk to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69500435


Do you scurry around furtively? Possibly, yes

Do you exhibit facial tics? Not that I am aware of

Do you grimace at them? No

Do you clench your rain coat tightly at the waist, as if to throw it open suddenly? No

Do you talk to yourself under your breath when you are near women? Sometimes
 Quoting: Lily o' the Valley


Wow, I had to look up furtively and grimace as I haven't heard those terms before. ☺️

See above to the answers to your questions.
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
Because every single one of them is helplessly, hopelessly insane...
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That's what I am beginning to believe.
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
It's because they secretly want you to rape them. It's a common fantasy with women even if they won't admit it.
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
If they are not attracted to you:

"Eww who's that creepy guy looking at me?!"


If they are attracted to you, make a boring bland comment:

"ahahaha funny omg you are so handsome."


if you are good looking, you can treat them like crap and say the most racist, vile, foul bullshit and they will still adore you..

if you are not good looking, son, i have some bad news ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70297793


I would say I'm not a 10 or anything but I've always thought I was at least good looking.

I guess Women only want guys that are above 5'10" on the low end and are between a 8-10 on the Richter scale.
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
I'm not saying OP is a rapist....























but OP is a racist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70990521


Mildly, yes. cool2
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
what is with glp today


Thread: Girlfriend admitted she used to have rape fantasies?!
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
It's because they secretly want you to rape them. It's a common fantasy with women even if they won't admit it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69600339


That just fantasy, Dude. We don't actually want to be raped.
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
If they are not attracted to you:

"Eww who's that creepy guy looking at me?!"


If they are attracted to you, make a boring bland comment:

"ahahaha funny omg you are so handsome."


if you are good looking, you can treat them like crap and say the most racist, vile, foul bullshit and they will still adore you..

if you are not good looking, son, i have some bad news ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70297793


I would say I'm not a 10 or anything but I've always thought I was at least good looking.

I guess Women only want guys that are above 5'10" on the low end and are between a 8-10 on the Richter scale.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69355697


For a woman, I am very strong. Height adds to the illusion of protection. If I think I could beat your ass, why would I want you for protection?
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
Because every single one of them is helplessly, hopelessly insane...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10772539


That's what I am beginning to believe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69355697


I just keep to myself. That doesn't make me insane. It makes me financially stable.
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12/22/2015 09:07 PM
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Re: Why do women walk so fast and look at me like I'm a rapist?
Because every single one of them is helplessly, hopelessly insane...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10772539


That's what I am beginning to believe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69355697


I just keep to myself. That doesn't make me insane. It makes me financially stable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9322332


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