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User ID: 60158 United States 10/21/2006 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food "Where there is a will, there is a way!" |
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DanG User ID: 135265 United States 10/21/2006 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy SOOO true |
Torino Scale
User ID: 155152 United States 10/21/2006 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Oh thank God i only have a dog and not a girlfriend or wife. Whewwww i am one lucky man. We are getting closer to the absolute core of the soul. Signs in Heaven and Earth will increase. The absolute necessity of peace and love will smack us right upside our heads in a big way. One way or another change is gonna come. Big change. |
unanimous coward User ID: 121182 United States 10/21/2006 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food
Quoting: Josie33. Don't get pregnant without our consent. |
Sundance
User ID: 154599 United States 10/21/2006 03:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Done! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74124 United States 10/21/2006 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy The right woman makes it all very easy and worth every effort made. The greatest is love! Let's never forget. , Josie |
Torino Scale
User ID: 155152 United States 10/21/2006 03:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Women are very expensive. We are getting closer to the absolute core of the soul. Signs in Heaven and Earth will increase. The absolute necessity of peace and love will smack us right upside our heads in a big way. One way or another change is gonna come. Big change. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 154115 United States 10/21/2006 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Ok Josie...so when will you come to your senses and hook up? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 156126 United States 10/21/2006 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Women are very expensive.
Quoting: Torino ScaleWomen are cheap... Trust me... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 103699 United States 10/21/2006 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy How to Make a Woman Happy : STICK A FAT HARD ONE IN HER . |
Forfar Loon
User ID: 101333 United Kingdom 10/21/2006 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy So very true, Josie! Never mind... 'I've still got my guitar' - Jimi Hendrix - 'Red House' |
WICKER MAN
User ID: 20976 United States 10/21/2006 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Delusions of grandeur Visions of splendor A manic depressive She walks in the rain Looks like you are going to be alone or lied to...how about shortening that list to: 1.) Lover 2.) Companion 3.) Provider Sheesh! |
gbus
User ID: 105286 United States 10/21/2006 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Delusions of grandeur Visions of splendor A manic depressive She walks in the rain Looks like you are going to be alone or lied to...how about shortening that list to: 1.) Lover 2.) Companion 3.) Provider Sheesh! Quoting: WICKER MAN I think this thread is in jest... Only problem i see is being very rich pretty much eliminates the urge to be any of those other things. But keep looking josie Religion, the FIRST conspiracy. |
beloved User ID: 129807 Australia 10/21/2006 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy I am a woman and have been loved because I am the exact opposite of the type of woman you describe.
I treat men with respect and get back love a hundred-fold
:p |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 157192 United States 10/21/2006 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy How to Make a Woman Happy Quoting: joselol you pee in her butt |
WICKER MAN
User ID: 20976 United States 10/21/2006 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy I am a woman and have been loved because I am the exact opposite of the type of woman you describe.
I treat men with respect and get back love a hundred-fold
:p
Quoting: beloved 129807One of a Kind, nowadays. My kind of Lady and you would get the same back... |
Deadeye User ID: 89928 United States 10/21/2006 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Tickle her Fancy til she screams for more...Then have her go down on you... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 101239 United States 10/21/2006 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Take out a huge life insurance policy on youself, and drop dead of an heart attack a week later! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 156565 United States 10/21/2006 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 3. Bring weed |
PLASTICMAN User ID: 32062 United States 10/21/2006 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy Have a few Platinum Visa cards!! |
winged User ID: 152412 United States 10/21/2006 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy the right after shave ;"DESENTOFMONEY" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 157072 Switzerland 10/21/2006 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy i see that you all have not the slightest idea what a man really needs! |
DaJavoo
User ID: 156542 United States 10/21/2006 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to Make a Woman Happy A multiple personality disorder might be helpful. :DJrebelli: |
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