I'm starting a cover band with middle eastern flair : The Brown Eyed Chick Peas

I'm will play Fergie.

Other positions still available

Will I Am?

Taboo?

Andre 3000? ( wait what ??)

ill be Turd Fingers

Do you have a demo youtube clip?

I do , here we go , thank you for allowing me to showcase myself for you.

Very impressive! Great stage presence. You really connected well with the audience. You have that "x" factor that so many lack.
I'm putting you at the top of my list.

AC 607: should the band move forward with your application, which band member would you like to be? Remember, I have dibs on Fergie.

Call yourselves Shiite Joe and the Jihadis.

I sincerely hope for your sake that's a joke and that fag isn't you.

Thank you for the suggestion but the name has been chosen.

You can, however, join our fan club.

Get a discount on merch! How exciting!!

Joke??

That's a professional demo reel for auditions. Have some respect please for the art and his tradecraft. That's a performer who left everything on that floor. Much props!

Fun fact: the original Black Eyed Peas was founded in 1995

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo?

I never paid 500 dollars to have a garbonzo on my face!

Fun fact: The Brown Eyed Chick Peas was formed in 2016

Very humorous.

A Brown Eyed Chick Pea would never urinate on anybody's face.

Why don't y'all go back to Afghanistan.

The Brown Eyed Chick Peas are a global band.
Hip hoppers without borders.

Don't funk with our hearts

Name them the Hijab Honeys!

THE NAME HAS BEEN CHOSEN!

Are you interested in auditioning for the role of Taboo?

This can be your album cover

No, how about wardrobe director?

Oh Uncle! Where is the love?

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Chick Pea and the Sand Shufflers
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U Da BOMB man!

Explosive show no doubt, middle east style.

I take it the show will involve women in chains

Referring to our song "Boom Boom Pow"?

I love your enthusiasm.
The role of apl.de.app is still available.
Care to throw your hat in the ring?

NO! The name has been chosen.

"I gotta feeling" your gonna love us

I would change the name to "Dirty Turbans"