Marooned on a desert island, the three things you would bring?

A large,quality,fixed blade knife, water purifier, Martin D28 guitar.

Boat. Gas. Beer

Superyacht, birds and booze?.

Oh good you could play some guitar and chill out. What kind of music?

Satalite phone my 45 case of whiskey!

Hey, that's tricky sneaking a superyacht off the island!
Actually very smart!

1. A flint stick, or whatever they are called.

2. A Bowie knife.

3. A large cammoflaged tarp so I can't be seen from the air or rescued.

A knife, a book on edible plants in the region and of course the latest copy of marooned weekly

Oh, i forgot, this is a glper island, so can we get down and have a party?!
I say we invite the guy with the wiskey, the one with the guitar for entertainment and definitely the guy with the superyacht!

Generator, lots of gasoline, and a strobe light that puts out an "SOS" signal.

Dental floss, a pen and my glitter lamp.

3 women.

Chewing gum, a paper clip and McGuiver.

Woohooo! Some people think I'm a complete lunatic. But someone like you would NEVER hang out with a LUNATIC. People will see that and they will finally realize that they were wrong about me.

Donald J Trump

What's a lunatic? We're all a bit loonie at times and why not, it makes the world an interesting place, so welcome to the island and look for the superyacht, we are having a party!

bong, bud, booze

A well endowed man, a machete, and a desalination kit.

Keshe power generator

Fleshlight

Ten thousand kilograms of fentanyl

Makes sense!

Right!?

Knife, rope and a backpack.

Redhead, blonde and brunette

Having trouble making up your mind or just like variety?

1. Satellite telephone
2. A still to distill water.
3. Lots of Snickers bars.

2 boobs and a pussy!

Ooooo yummy! If i give u a taste of my thick juicey steak will you give me a snickers bar?

Sure! All we need is a few more castaways, and we'll have a cookout and our own Gilligan's Island.

Hey, i think they probably had more fun on gilligan's island than we were told!