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Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70606691 United States 03/11/2016 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers Prophet Alec Ndiwane who is based in the Pretoria Soshanguve was with fellow church members in the Kruger National Park where they were watching animals.It is believed the prophet went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them was a lion pride busy eating their impala. Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believed that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet. 50% Rule [ link to thesoutherndaily.co.za] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1296758 United States 03/11/2016 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers I doubt "God" would approve of parlor tricks displayed to prove existence to others. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70713440 United States 03/11/2016 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believed that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet.
Quoting: Pyax |
person of interest
User ID: 70565413 United States 03/11/2016 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers Never temp thy GOD Humility......... without it......your not all that |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71646673 United States 03/11/2016 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers God created lions too. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7669788 Iceland 03/11/2016 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers god saved his ass, says so in the article.; no wait, it was a surgeon...
this article is subtle... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70606691 United States 03/11/2016 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers This is an unbelievably funny story |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 52737522 United States 03/11/2016 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers Too much... Dying of laughter... Oh, Pentecostals.. I'd share this with my parents but they'd be all like, *wait.. *I* speak in tongues too..*
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56649016 United States 03/11/2016 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers ^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56649016 United States 03/11/2016 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers God created lions too.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71646673 God is the Lion in the bible |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56649016 United States 03/11/2016 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers God created lions too.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71646673 God is the Lion in the bible Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56649016 Think about that for a Minute |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43059093 United States 03/11/2016 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers Never temp thy GOD
Quoting: person of interest Correct |
MarPep
User ID: 44629090 United States 03/11/2016 05:50 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers Bitten on his "toilet sitting tool" _______________ They let me off with a warning and a couple of bullet holes. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 70606691 United States 03/11/2016 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers when the guy started running towards the lions they must have been thinking God answered their prayers lol |
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