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Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers

 
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Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
Prophet Alec Ndiwane who is based in the Pretoria Soshanguve was with fellow church members in the Kruger National Park where they were watching animals.It is believed the prophet went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them was a lion pride busy eating their impala.

Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believed that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet.

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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
I doubt "God" would approve of parlor tricks displayed to prove existence to others.
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Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believed that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet.

 Quoting: Pyax

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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
Never temp thy GOD
Humility......... without it......your not all that
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
God created lions too.
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
god saved his ass, says so in the article.; no wait, it was a surgeon...

this article is subtle...
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
This is an unbelievably funny story
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
Too much... Dying of laughter...
Oh, Pentecostals..
I'd share this with my parents but they'd be all like,
*wait.. *I* speak in tongues too..*

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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
:cruiser:
 Quoting: Chip


^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
God created lions too.
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God is the Lion in the bible
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
God created lions too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71646673


God is the Lion in the bible
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Think about that for a Minute
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
Never temp thy GOD
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Correct
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
Bitten on his "toilet sitting tool"
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They let me off with a warning and a couple of bullet holes.
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Re: Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers
when the guy started running towards the lions they must have been thinking God answered their prayers lol





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