People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not

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People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not
Whodoyoulivefor Offer Upgrade User ID: 65026829 United States 03/29/2016 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I'm sitting there at the table . And I was like , "hey everyone , since it was just Easter , I have a question , if you were playing poker with Jesus , do you think he would play a solid game of poker or use his supernatural abilities to get a leg up " . One person laughed and said pre or post ressurextion and I said pre . Then all hell broke loose . One guy called me an ignorant asshole . Another person said how dare I mock the lord . Another said I would be Judged . So I'm like what the hell people Jesus hung out with proTitutes and all kinds of sinners why wouldn't he play poker . Then a man snapped at me and says Mary m. Was not a prosritute . The way he defended her made me smile but still . Was this warranted ?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 70055326 United States 03/29/2016 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I'm sitting there at the table . And I was like , "hey everyone , since it was just Easter , I have a question , if you were playing poker with Jesus , do you think he would play a solid game of poker or use his supernatural abilities to get a leg up " . One person laughed and said pre or post ressurextion and I said pre . Then all hell broke loose . One guy called me an ignorant asshole . Another person said how dare I mock the lord . Another said I would be Judged . So I'm like what the hell people Jesus hung out with proTitutes and all kinds of sinners why wouldn't he play poker . Then a man snapped at me and says Mary m. Was not a prosritute . The way he defended her made me smile but still . Was this warranted ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor U R an idiot
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68971170 United States 03/29/2016 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Is this a true story? If so, get new friends. I somehow find it hard to believe you could know so many poker playing religitards.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63573762 Germany 03/29/2016 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I dont think you were being offensive, but its a good idea to never joke about religious things. People get butthurt too easily today. I bet he wasn't even offended. He probably just acted offended because he thought God would be impressed...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71602469 United States 03/29/2016 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I'm sitting there at the table . And I was like , "hey everyone , since it was just Easter , I have a question , if you were playing poker with Jesus , do you think he would play a solid game of poker or use his supernatural abilities to get a leg up " . One person laughed and said pre or post ressurextion and I said pre . Then all hell broke loose . One guy called me an ignorant asshole . Another person said how dare I mock the lord . Another said I would be Judged . So I'm like what the hell people Jesus hung out with proTitutes and all kinds of sinners why wouldn't he play poker . Then a man snapped at me and says Mary m. Was not a prosritute . The way he defended her made me smile but still . Was this warranted ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor No. You didn't even get to the punch line, so they got nothing got you.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68392560 United States 03/29/2016 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I'm sitting there at the table . And I was like , "hey everyone , since it was just Easter , I have a question , if you were playing poker with Jesus , do you think he would play a solid game of poker or use his supernatural abilities to get a leg up " . One person laughed and said pre or post ressurextion and I said pre . Then all hell broke loose . One guy called me an ignorant asshole . Another person said how dare I mock the lord . Another said I would be Judged . So I'm like what the hell people Jesus hung out with proTitutes and all kinds of sinners why wouldn't he play poker . Then a man snapped at me and says Mary m. Was not a prosritute . The way he defended her made me smile but still . Was this warranted ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor U R an idiot Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70055326
M1.618 User ID: 71696943 Canada 03/29/2016 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I'm sitting there at the table . And I was like , "hey everyone , since it was just Easter , I have a question , if you were playing poker with Jesus , do you think he would play a solid game of poker or use his supernatural abilities to get a leg up " . One person laughed and said pre or post ressurextion and I said pre . Then all hell broke loose . One guy called me an ignorant asshole . Another person said how dare I mock the lord . Another said I would be Judged . So I'm like what the hell people Jesus hung out with proTitutes and all kinds of sinners why wouldn't he play poker . Then a man snapped at me and says Mary m. Was not a prosritute . The way he defended her made me smile but still . Was this warranted ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor wmMmw
Homegirl User ID: 71319904 United States 03/29/2016 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not To stay in the grace of God, do not joke about the Lord or go against sound doctrine. Mygirl
Whodoyoulivefor (OP) User ID: 65026829 United States 03/29/2016 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not So apparently by Christian standards Jesus has zero sense of humor and is a robot ?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71272879 United States 03/29/2016 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute. She was a priestess. Back then a priestess and a harlot was the same thing because the PHARISEES did not believe a woman should be a priest.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69871757 United States 03/29/2016 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not "Was this warranted ?" Idk maybe from people who think it was only THEIR faults that he died for.

M1.618 User ID: 71696943 Canada 03/29/2016 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not So apparently by Christian standards Jesus has zero sense of humor and is a robot ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor there is a logical point to stupidity sir, Why are you not banned already? ..,,, wmMmw
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71630196 United States 03/29/2016 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Cool story OP.
M1.618 User ID: 71696943 Canada 03/29/2016 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Thou doeth noth even trolleth well, repent not a stone A lance wmMmw
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70859634 United States 03/29/2016 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not what does a priestess have to do anyway in these man made temples?
Whodoyoulivefor (OP) User ID: 65026829 United States 03/29/2016 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not So apparently by Christian standards Jesus has zero sense of humor and is a robot ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor there is a logical point to stupidity sir, Why are you not banned already? ..,,, Quoting: M1.618 Because I am doing the will of God .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70859634 United States 03/29/2016 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not He told Mary M. to sin no more.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69198262 United States 03/29/2016 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I asked a Baptist a question. "If you're born again, do you get two belly buttons?" He went off in an epic fashion. Apparently religion and humor are mutually exclusive.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70823438 Australia 03/29/2016 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Why are you not banned already? ..,,, Quoting: M1.618 Because I am doing the will of God . Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor so if you get baned that means you aren't doing the will of God? Just something to think about huh!!!
M1.618 User ID: 71696943 Canada 03/29/2016 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not So apparently by Christian standards Jesus has zero sense of humor and is a robot ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor there is a logical point to stupidity sir, Why are you not banned already? ..,,, Quoting: M1.618 Because I am doing the will of God . Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor or you are investing your money (resources) as well as enabling a vehicle for others a tarp to capture the resources (money) of others? like a fag. ,, Repent in truth, creation is better without you at this point > wmMmw
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68820937 United States 03/29/2016 09:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Jesus would have a sense of humor, unlike most of his fake ass followers

lord Dindu User ID: 6712357 United States 03/29/2016 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Thou doeth noth even trolleth well, repent not a stone A lance Quoting: M1.618 Thou doth not trolleth well lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59811970 United States 03/29/2016 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not In a crowd, it's best to stay away from religion and politics.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71415673 United States 03/29/2016 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not In a crowd, it's best to stay away from religion and politics. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59811970 This ^^^^^^^ People don't have a sense of human when it comes to their programming.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71652730 Mexico 03/29/2016 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I'm sitting there at the table . And I was like , "hey everyone , since it was just Easter , I have a question , if you were playing poker with Jesus , do you think he would play a solid game of poker or use his supernatural abilities to get a leg up " . One person laughed and said pre or post ressurextion and I said pre . Then all hell broke loose . One guy called me an ignorant asshole . Another person said how dare I mock the lord . Another said I would be Judged . So I'm like what the hell people Jesus hung out with proTitutes and all kinds of sinners why wouldn't he play poker . Then a man snapped at me and says Mary m. Was not a prosritute . The way he defended her made me smile but still . Was this warranted ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor geee, it was awful reaction btw how can you play with those zombies? LOL somehow religious people are psychos, careful
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13813766 Australia 03/29/2016 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I'm sitting there at the table . And I was like , "hey everyone , since it was just Easter , I have a question , if you were playing poker with Jesus , do you think he would play a solid game of poker or use his supernatural abilities to get a leg up " . One person laughed and said pre or post ressurextion and I said pre . Then all hell broke loose . One guy called me an ignorant asshole . Another person said how dare I mock the lord . Another said I would be Judged . So I'm like what the hell people Jesus hung out with proTitutes and all kinds of sinners why wouldn't he play poker . Then a man snapped at me and says Mary m. Was not a prosritute . The way he defended her made me smile but still . Was this warranted ? Quoting: Whodoyoulivefor Jesus plays poker.
Religious Raul User ID: 66131625 United States 03/29/2016 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Jesus would play a solid game of poker. Definitely. He would also forgive those that gave you a hard time.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55690236 India 03/29/2016 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not Jesus was overheard talking to one of his crossmates: "This was not how I wanted to spend my Easter Weekend."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70218011 United States 03/29/2016 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not oh wow, touchy subject? who did you piss off? lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71913122 United States 03/29/2016 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not I think HE'd have let you win just because HE put others before HIMSELF.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55958179 United States 03/29/2016 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: People got really mad at me at the poker table after I made a Jesus joke . You tell me if you think it was deserved or not In my opinion undeserved, but some players are wacknuts. My buddy and I were playing blackjack at the casino and my buddy split a pair of Queens. The other players got so pissed I thought he was going to get the crap beat out of him. That was the most uncomfortable experience I've ever had at the casino.
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