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Buster1 User ID: 53073176 Canada 04/08/2016 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Has anyone else read the various scientific studies, which show that physicians live longer than everyone else? Quoting: Ms Super Pooper 64535816 There are scientific explanations to this, however, I don't believe them because I am a dumbass. Instead, I believe the reason they live longer is because doctors are actually reptilians. And anyone who has been around as long as I have knows that reptilians live for a long time. I doubt anyone can prove me wrong. And even if you could, I would probably just flag your post to get you banned because I am too far up my own ass with my delusions! They just dont pick and prod at themselves? 4 the truth. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 64535816 Canada 04/08/2016 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Has anyone else read the various scientific studies, which show that physicians live longer than everyone else? Quoting: Ms Super Pooper 64535816 There are scientific explanations to this, however, I don't believe them because I am a dumbass. Instead, I believe the reason they live longer is because doctors are actually reptilians. And anyone who has been around as long as I have knows that reptilians live for a long time. I doubt anyone can prove me wrong. And even if you could, I would probably just flag your post to get you banned because I am too far up my own ass with my delusions! They just dont pick and prod at themselves? Abusive post reported! |
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FarMore User ID: 32057893 United States 04/08/2016 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My doctor is 84 years old and in great health. He has taken a beta blocker everyday for many years and attributes his positive health to it. Jude 1:4 "For there are certain men crept in privily, even they who were of old written of beforehand unto this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying our only Master and Lord, Jesus Christ." |
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Boris Dragosani User ID: 65758531 United States 04/08/2016 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Has anyone else read the various scientific studies, which show that physicians live longer than everyone else? Quoting: Ms Super Pooper 64535816 There are scientific explanations to this, however, I don't believe them because I am a dumbass. Instead, I believe the reason they live longer is because doctors are actually reptilians. And anyone who has been around as long as I have knows that reptilians live for a long time. I doubt anyone can prove me wrong. And even if you could, I would probably just flag your post to get you banned because I am too far up my own ass with my delusions! I think your making a mistake. They are not vampiric reptilian shapechangers, they are brain eating glob fish shapechangers. E Branch ain't got nothing on me. |
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RodeHard Putawaywet User ID: 71345460 United States 04/08/2016 11:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's his story. Dead Doctors Don't Lie [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. Slake Blake |