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Doctors live longer than ordinary folks

 
Ms Super Pooper
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04/08/2016 09:25 PM
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Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Has anyone else read the various scientific studies, which show that physicians live longer than everyone else?

There are scientific explanations to this, however, I don't believe them because I am a dumbass. Instead, I believe the reason they live longer is because doctors are actually reptilians. And anyone who has been around as long as I have knows that reptilians live for a long time.

I doubt anyone can prove me wrong. And even if you could, I would probably just flag your post to get you banned because I am too far up my own ass with my delusions!

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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Has anyone else read the various scientific studies, which show that physicians live longer than everyone else?

There are scientific explanations to this, however, I don't believe them because I am a dumbass. Instead, I believe the reason they live longer is because doctors are actually reptilians. And anyone who has been around as long as I have knows that reptilians live for a long time.

I doubt anyone can prove me wrong. And even if you could, I would probably just flag your post to get you banned because I am too far up my own ass with my delusions!

sheeplebah
 Quoting: Ms Super Pooper 64535816


They just dont pick and prod at themselves?
4 the truth.
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04/08/2016 09:28 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Has anyone else read the various scientific studies, which show that physicians live longer than everyone else?

There are scientific explanations to this, however, I don't believe them because I am a dumbass. Instead, I believe the reason they live longer is because doctors are actually reptilians. And anyone who has been around as long as I have knows that reptilians live for a long time.

I doubt anyone can prove me wrong. And even if you could, I would probably just flag your post to get you banned because I am too far up my own ass with my delusions!

sheeplebah
 Quoting: Ms Super Pooper 64535816


They just dont pick and prod at themselves?
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5a
4 the truth.
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Unless you're a homeopath.

Then it's the false suicide/random family massacre for you!!!
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04/08/2016 09:29 PM
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There is an actual study that they live less than the average person because they are so buys trying to manage someone else's. I also think because they aren't even certain about everything they claim.
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Unless you're a homeopath.

Then it's the false suicide/random family massacre for you!!!
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PS not trying to argue! :)
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Oh give me a break. I'm reporting you for trolling.
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04/08/2016 09:31 PM
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PS not trying to argue! :)
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04/08/2016 09:32 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
They take the patients drugs. So sad.
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Actually, many specialties have higher mortality rates than welders or police and fire. Certain surgical specialties, radiology, nephro, and quite a few others have high rates of heart disease, cancer, depression, alcoholism, and suicide.
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04/08/2016 09:34 PM
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Actually, many specialties have higher mortality rates than welders or police and fire. Certain surgical specialties, radiology, nephro, and quite a few others have high rates of heart disease, cancer, depression, alcoholism, and suicide.
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04/08/2016 09:37 PM

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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
My doctor is 84 years old and in great health. He has taken a beta blocker everyday for many years and attributes his positive health to it.
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
My doctor is 84 years old and in great health. He has taken a beta blocker everyday for many years and attributes his positive health to it.
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Reptilians love to talk about beta blockers.
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04/08/2016 09:49 PM

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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Has anyone else read the various scientific studies, which show that physicians live longer than everyone else?

There are scientific explanations to this, however, I don't believe them because I am a dumbass. Instead, I believe the reason they live longer is because doctors are actually reptilians. And anyone who has been around as long as I have knows that reptilians live for a long time.

I doubt anyone can prove me wrong. And even if you could, I would probably just flag your post to get you banned because I am too far up my own ass with my delusions!

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 Quoting: Ms Super Pooper 64535816


I think your making a mistake. They are not vampiric reptilian shapechangers, they are brain eating glob fish shapechangers.dick
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04/08/2016 09:54 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Average death of a doctor is 58..look it up. they die very young
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04/08/2016 09:55 PM
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Wealth, many doctors come from money that allows them to go to school. Along with this the better diet allowed by not having to eat cheap food.

I noticed a lot of tall doctors, that's better nutrition growing up.
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04/08/2016 09:58 PM

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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Average death of a doctor is 58..look it up. they die very young
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Sheesh. That's like having a civilization filled with skinny chefs.
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04/08/2016 10:18 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Average death of a doctor is 58..look it up. they die very young
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Nope, 73.0 years.

Ordinary folks 70.3 years.

FAIL.

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04/08/2016 10:21 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Not sure where you found your information OP, but on average doctors live 4-6 years less than the general population.
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04/08/2016 10:23 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
It's as if physicians actually knew more about the human body than other folks.
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04/08/2016 10:24 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
My doctor is 84 years old and in great health. He has taken a beta blocker everyday for many years and attributes his positive health to it.
 Quoting: FarMore


That's what he told you when he was trying to sell it to you.
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04/08/2016 10:26 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
You should listen to Dead Doctors Don't Lie. You may be able to find it on you tube. It is by Dr Joe Wallick(not sure about the name spelling)
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04/08/2016 10:36 PM
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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
I take it someone got banned from a MissSuperDuper thread?

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04/08/2016 11:52 PM

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Re: Doctors live longer than ordinary folks
Doctor Joel Wallach says doctors only to 58 or so.

Here's his story. Dead Doctors Don't Lie



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