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Wife Cant Hang

 
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Wife Cant Hang
Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
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05/04/2016 10:58 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
She's bored with you.

Time to learn some new tricks.

(Not trying to dog you btw. I've been there.)
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05/04/2016 11:00 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
Stop crying ,at least you have a wife.
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05/04/2016 11:00 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
She's bored with you.

Time to learn some new tricks.

(Not trying to dog you btw. I've been there.)
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Fuck it. I aint for puttin on a show, and its not my job to entertain. Just enjoying the evening with each other shouldnt feel like work.
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05/04/2016 11:01 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
Beat up the mailman.
DARTH SILIOUS
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
She's bored with you.

Time to learn some new tricks.

(Not trying to dog you btw. I've been there.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70260148


Yup she's bored.

OP try something new.

Also, kudos for being aware of it OP. It means you're paying attention. That in and of itself means you're going to right this. Talk to her about it. If you discuss it with her THE RIGHT WAY she'll let you know.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

Or something
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Stop crying ,at least you have a wife.
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I guess. I think she loves that game she plays more than me, candy crush or whatever the fuck it is......( just an excuse to be on facebook).
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05/04/2016 11:02 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
You can stop her snoring by putting your dick in her mouth.
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
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Its because Chad o Facebook is more interesting...
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05/04/2016 11:03 PM
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You can stop her snoring by putting your dick in her mouth.
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That wont happen......TMJ she says......
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You are boring as fuck dude...."chillaxin'"?...what're you frikkin 13 again?
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Its because Chad o Facebook is more interesting...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251599


probabaly
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05/04/2016 11:04 PM
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


All joking aside, no marriage will survive Facebook.

Get rid if it and save your marriage.
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You are boring as fuck dude...."chillaxin'"?...what're you frikkin 13 again?
 Quoting: Her FB-BF 32861573


No, 43 to be precise.....But let me tell you there is a HUUUUGE generational gap between 43 and 35
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05/04/2016 11:06 PM
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


All joking aside, no marriage will survive Facebook.

Get rid if it and save your marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251599


I agree. I bought her a Motorola Atrix, and thats all she would do was facebook. It locked up for good, and I said, thats it.......No more smart phone. She bought a Kindle from Amazon just for spite.
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You are boring as fuck dude...."chillaxin'"?...what're you frikkin 13 again?
 Quoting: Her FB-BF 32861573


No, 43 to be precise.....But let me tell you there is a HUUUUGE generational gap between 43 and 35
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Oh wow I didn't know that, because I was born like 2 weeks ago and barely have any fucking life experience.

I don't know if I should help you, kind of sound like a whinny dick.
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05/04/2016 11:09 PM
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You are boring as fuck dude...."chillaxin'"?...what're you frikkin 13 again?
 Quoting: Her FB-BF 32861573


No, 43 to be precise.....But let me tell you there is a HUUUUGE generational gap between 43 and 35
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Oh wow I didn't know that, because I was born like 2 weeks ago and barely have any fucking life experience.

I don't know if I should help you, kind of sound like a whinny dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32861573


Dont really give a fuck what you think...Just here to shoot the shit. So if you want to get too judgemental, you can go fuck yourself.
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05/04/2016 11:11 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Her facebook life is more interesting to her than you are. She will leave you soon for someone else. sorry.
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05/04/2016 11:13 PM
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


All joking aside, no marriage will survive Facebook.

Get rid if it and save your marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251599


I agree. I bought her a Motorola Atrix, and thats all she would do was facebook. It locked up for good, and I said, thats it.......No more smart phone. She bought a Kindle from Amazon just for spite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Talk to her. Tell her what she needs to know.

Facebook is a trap. Its a glorified dating site for married people. The longer she stays on it, interacting, the greater chance she will stray and cheat. You know emotional cheating is just as devastating to a marriage as physical cheating?

What is she looking to achieve by being on there? Talk to her or lose her ....your choice, you have the brains in the duo.
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05/04/2016 11:14 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Her facebook life is more interesting to her than you are. She will leave you soon for someone else. sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69680414


Either that or she is just fucking lazy and unmotivated......Im kinda tired of being the person who has to guide and see whats coming down the pike. Always thinking of how to improve our life, better ourselves.....I get absolutley no help in that area.....If it were up to her, we would still be neck deep in debt and renting a fucking apartment.....
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Sounds like you bore her.
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05/04/2016 11:16 PM
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


All joking aside, no marriage will survive Facebook.

Get rid if it and save your marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251599


I agree. I bought her a Motorola Atrix, and thats all she would do was facebook. It locked up for good, and I said, thats it.......No more smart phone. She bought a Kindle from Amazon just for spite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Talk to her. Tell her what she needs to know.

Facebook is a trap. Its a glorified dating site for married people. The longer she stays on it, interacting, the greater chance she will stray and cheat. You know emotional cheating is just as devastating to a marriage as physical cheating?

What is she looking to achieve by being on there? Talk to her or lose her ....your choice, you have the brains in the duo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251599


She claims its for keeping in touch with her family.
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05/04/2016 11:17 PM
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Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Her facebook life is more interesting to her than you are. She will leave you soon for someone else. sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69680414


Either that or she is just fucking lazy and unmotivated......Im kinda tired of being the person who has to guide and see whats coming down the pike. Always thinking of how to improve our life, better ourselves.....I get absolutley no help in that area.....If it were up to her, we would still be neck deep in debt and renting a fucking apartment.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Do you honestly think any of that matters to her??LOL

If you can't connect with her on an emotional level, someone else will. Women don't give a sh*t about things like debt to income ratios and where you rent.
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05/04/2016 11:18 PM
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You are boring as fuck dude...."chillaxin'"?...what're you frikkin 13 again?
 Quoting: Her FB-BF 32861573


No, 43 to be precise.....But let me tell you there is a HUUUUGE generational gap between 43 and 35
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Oh wow I didn't know that, because I was born like 2 weeks ago and barely have any fucking life experience.

I don't know if I should help you, kind of sound like a whinny dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32861573


Dont really give a fuck what you think...Just here to shoot the shit. So if you want to get too judgemental, you can go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268

I like your answer kid, so I will impart some wisdom to you.

First of all you are not an entertainment center for the wife and she isn't one for you.

That fantasy island fairytale bullshit is just that, fantasy.

Entertain yourself, do some hobby shit, get something happening you like to do, whatever the fuck.
Then when you "find time together"? it's actually fairly special and you and her both will actually WANT to do something other than boring shit like listen to music and drink...
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05/04/2016 11:19 PM
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Sounds like you bore her.
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That's the vibe I'm getting. Right or wrong, her mind is somewhere else, even when they are together.
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05/04/2016 11:19 PM
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
Dude,

Hate to say it: She's having a fling with a FB buddy. Ignore me if you want but I've seen it happen over and over. If she's not already fucking him then she's thinking about it and wants too....that's why she doesn't want you.

Tell her to kill her FB account or tell her you are going too and watch her freak the fuck out. Next time she's on FB tell her you want to view her pm's, again she'll freak out and you'll know what I'm saying is true.

Seen it with several married friends...both male and female.
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05/04/2016 11:21 PM
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All joking aside, no marriage will survive Facebook.

Get rid if it and save your marriage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251599


I agree. I bought her a Motorola Atrix, and thats all she would do was facebook. It locked up for good, and I said, thats it.......No more smart phone. She bought a Kindle from Amazon just for spite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Talk to her. Tell her what she needs to know.

Facebook is a trap. Its a glorified dating site for married people. The longer she stays on it, interacting, the greater chance she will stray and cheat. You know emotional cheating is just as devastating to a marriage as physical cheating?

What is she looking to achieve by being on there? Talk to her or lose her ....your choice, you have the brains in the duo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251599


She claims its for keeping in touch with her family.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


So what, let her yak on FB if she wants to as long as you trust her.
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05/04/2016 11:21 PM
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Women are fucked up, they could have the ugliest dudes giving them attention and they get a high off it. You need to talk to her, address your concerns and bond together to fight Facebook and her addiction to Facebook. You are a couple. Facebook will only cause you and her to be distanced and eventually divorced.

Take a hammer and destroy that damn device she uses to sit and stare at some loser who wants to get in her pants.

You owe it to yourself to fight for your marriage.

The world is about to get real messy. You are going to need your wife.
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Re: Wife Cant Hang
Every fucking time. She can stay up for Facebook and stare into that screen all night, but when it comes to chillaxin with some music and drinks, all of a sudden, she cant help but zonk out snoring. Shits gettin old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Her facebook life is more interesting to her than you are. She will leave you soon for someone else. sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69680414


Either that or she is just fucking lazy and unmotivated......Im kinda tired of being the person who has to guide and see whats coming down the pike. Always thinking of how to improve our life, better ourselves.....I get absolutley no help in that area.....If it were up to her, we would still be neck deep in debt and renting a fucking apartment.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Do you honestly think any of that matters to her??LOL

If you can't connect with her on an emotional level, someone else will. Women don't give a sh*t about things like debt to income ratios and where you rent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69680414


Honestly I dont. Although she knows that debt sucks and fucks up your life, she doesnt have enough pride to NOT be the banks bitch.......Me, OTO, thinks debt is a four letter word, so therfore, the banker can go balls deep in someone else......and thats how I intend to keep it.
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No, 43 to be precise.....But let me tell you there is a HUUUUGE generational gap between 43 and 35
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268


Oh wow I didn't know that, because I was born like 2 weeks ago and barely have any fucking life experience.

I don't know if I should help you, kind of sound like a whinny dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32861573


Dont really give a fuck what you think...Just here to shoot the shit. So if you want to get too judgemental, you can go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70491268

I like your answer kid, so I will impart some wisdom to you.

First of all you are not an entertainment center for the wife and she isn't one for you.

That fantasy island fairytale bullshit is just that, fantasy.

Entertain yourself, do some hobby shit, get something happening you like to do, whatever the fuck.
Then when you "find time together"? it's actually fairly special and you and her both will actually WANT to do something other than boring shit like listen to music and drink...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32861573


Im listening.
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Dude,

Hate to say it: She's having a fling with a FB buddy. Ignore me if you want but I've seen it happen over and over. If she's not already fucking him then she's thinking about it and wants too....that's why she doesn't want you.

Tell her to kill her FB account or tell her you are going too and watch her freak the fuck out. Next time she's on FB tell her you want to view her pm's, again she'll freak out and you'll know what I'm saying is true.

Seen it with several married friends...both male and female.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31207963


He's right.





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