Hello my name is chadwick sogbottom

Well at least its not jizswallower or somthing.

As I have stated. It has been a hidden blessing although difficult at times. All you women who refrained from my courtship after I revealed to you my name. What better way to weed out your worth of me?

who laugh at you the most? girls or boys?

i think i went to school with you when I lived in Oz

wasn't your nickname 'strangely brown'?

And let me reveal this. Through these ardours and scorn, I am now happily married. And Mrs Sogbottom, my wife, giggles herself when her name is called at the chemist and the doctor.

and this only made me feel more blessed for being named. I am convinced were I given any other name, I would have settled for an engagement far less sturdy.

Both at school.

don't worry, people here will not laugh at your name.
few people here know my unusual arabic scary name but they embrace it well.

I probably would have just gone by Chad Bottoms, if it was a problem.

It's okay, we know you're not a terrorist, aqmah.

I have a history of attracting guys with weird sirnames that make you just go...'no'...

Did you ever come up with a witty line to divert attention away from the name. with laughter - of the good kind?

It's not too late, you know. (if you didn't)

:youreafag:

I have dealt with many of this. And Mrs Sogbottom has shown herself to bw beyond such shallow consideration. Although I am not offended. Nor do i intend you are misplaced. You have free will.

fag thread, don't bore us with your pretence.

On few occasions I tried this. Mrs Sogbottom laughed hysterically when she first was told my name. The other women made quick serious excuses to leave my company.

Pleased to meet you Chad...

Harvey Wotherspoon this way.

I am not here to communicate with difficult ppl. Please allow me to continue my sharing with other friendly guests.

Thankyou. Nice to meet you also.

Stop shagging all the milfs bro .
The rest of us want some too .

Dude! It’s a fine name. Heck, I’d add a title in front like Sir or Lord or something.

My name is Hugh Mongus

I love Australians

Your avatar is stupid.