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My Wife Saves Every Container And They're All Over The Fucking Kitchen! | |
sigma.  User ID: 53397126  United Kingdom05/21/2016 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| hannah50 User ID: 72216825 United States05/21/2016 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I made this de-motivational about Tupperware. File is too large for a smilie, so here ya go. [link to imgur.com] |
| hannah50 User ID: 72216825 United States05/21/2016 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I feel your pain, but my wife is a sweetheart, so I don't care. I just throw shit out when she isn't looking! Quoting: Gringo-Crackerº It's the opposite at my house. We have a crap load of vintage Revere ware with too many lids. I sorted one day and matched everything up for what we have. So, *I thought* we bagged up the excess lids for the Goodwill. Two years later I'm rummaging around in the basement and found the bag of lids. Yeah, he's saving them 'just in case'. Bless his heart. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 68309557 United States05/21/2016 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :gemanship: Quoting: Judethz  Then why don't you stop being a tightwad and buy her a container ship, then she would have plenty of storage space.OR, just be a man and pound her pussy rough & proper on the regular. a MUCH better, much cheaper solution to the container-hoarding anxiety problem of hers. |
| hannah50 User ID: 72216825 United States05/21/2016 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Then why don't you stop being a tightwad and buy her a container ship, then she would have plenty of storage space.OR, just be a man and pound her pussy rough & proper on the regular. a MUCH better, much cheaper solution to the container-hoarding anxiety problem of hers. Even better, try going 'downtown' now and again. That relieves a LOT of stress. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 68309557 United States05/21/2016 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :gemanship: Quoting: Judethz Then why don't you stop being a tightwad and buy her a container ship, then she would have plenty of storage space.OR, just be a man and pound her pussy rough & proper on the regular. a MUCH better, much cheaper solution to the container-hoarding anxiety problem of hers. Even better, try going 'downtown' now and again. That relieves a LOT of stress. It's not an 'either/or' proposition. A normal woman needs BOTH. Sometimes treated masterfully with an oral like she is a goddess. Other times, pounded-out into oblivion, like she is a submissive slave. all other remedies, including hoarding, are simply a negative byproduct of NOT being made to feel orgasmically like a real *woman*. |
| sigma. User ID: 53397126 United Kingdom05/21/2016 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Buy a dorrito dip. Wash it out. Do a 50/50 mix of ginger and garlic. You will feel good. Quoting: sigma. Dont overdo the mix though! It wont last too long in the fridge. You will have to freeze some. Here is how you peel garlic ( in case you wanted to open a cost effective garlic puree business ) or if you ever just wanted to look pretty cool in general. |
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| hannah50 User ID: 72216825 United States05/21/2016 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then why don't you stop being a tightwad and buy her a container ship, then she would have plenty of storage space. OR, just be a man and pound her pussy rough & proper on the regular. a MUCH better, much cheaper solution to the container-hoarding anxiety problem of hers. Even better, try going 'downtown' now and again. That relieves a LOT of stress. It's not an 'either/or' proposition. A normal woman needs BOTH. Sometimes treated masterfully with an oral like she is a goddess. Other times, pounded-out into oblivion, like she is a submissive slave. all other remedies, including hoarding, are simply a negative byproduct of NOT being made to feel orgasmically like a real *woman*. OK, you've got my attention. :D |
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| UpNorthAlaska User ID: 52389925 United States05/21/2016 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...lol- I kind of have this problem, to an extent... -I think it stems from my having previously lived remote, which created a tendency to conserve and save everything... ....My suggestion would be to help her plant beautiful flowers in a bunch of them... -good idea for old tires and defunct vehicles laying around outside, as well... ** The key to change is transformation... not elimination **   -The Armor of God- "Be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against rulers, against authorities, against the power of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms..." Ephesians 6:10-12 "I will not cause pain without allowing something new to be born saith The Lord..." Isaiah 66:9 "Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers a multitude of sins..." 1 Peter 4:8 ...Love conquereth all....... <3 |
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| Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States05/21/2016 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72241208  Canada05/21/2016 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :gemanship: Quoting: Judethz Then why don't you stop being a tightwad and buy her a container ship, then she would have plenty of storage space.OR, just be a man and pound her pussy rough & proper on the regular. a MUCH better, much cheaper solution to the container-hoarding anxiety problem of hers. Exactly. The Tupperware is a metaphor. It's a condom made of stone |
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| Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States05/21/2016 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do that. I just feel like it's a waste if I don't reuse the containers. My husband stays away from my woman cave (kitchen) so I don't get any grief from him. I make his meals that's all he cares about. He did tell me once that we aren't poor and that I could go buy containers, but he doesn't get it. It's about waste. Quoting: Debauchery I hear ya, I hate to see a perfectly good functioning container go to waste. But, we have a paper/plastic bin from the garbage Co. so it all gets recycled anyway and this helps out in the guilt department. Oh yeah I recycle like crazy but there's only so much room and the bastards only pick up every other week. I was good the other day, I threw a bunch of containers out. I almost picked them back out of the recycle bin but my husband laughed at me and called me a loser for digging in the trash so I didn't do it.  And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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| Ralph--a house dog User ID: 72251240 United States05/21/2016 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do too. Use them all the time. Great for picking up dog crap, dozens of other uses. Couple of years ago I heard they were going to quit making them but they're still here. Other things I save are glass pill bottles--for making herbal extracts etc. Glass jars with lids--for water bath canning, Empty plastic jugs from bottled spring water--fill and keep some around for flushing toilets during water outages. The glass jars are cleaned, boxed and stored in unused well pump shed. Last Edited by Ralph--a house dog on 05/21/2016 08:33 PM "Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night.....Rage, rage against the dying of the light"-----Dylan Thomas HIS NAME IS SETH RICH [link to biblicalselfdefense.com] [link to forum.1111ers.blog] Always remember that "for the greater good" will not include YOU. "Who decides?" ---Robert A. Heinlein -'Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.'—Benjamin Franklin [link to www.westcoasttruth.com] The only thing worth paying full retail for is pantyhose. You cannot do all of the good the world needs, but the world needs all of the good you can do. |
| UpNorthAlaska User ID: 52389925 United States05/21/2016 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...lol- make her one of these, OP.... -it will impress her... -besides, she might really like it... [link to youtu.be (secure)]   -The Armor of God- "Be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against rulers, against authorities, against the power of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms..." Ephesians 6:10-12 "I will not cause pain without allowing something new to be born saith The Lord..." Isaiah 66:9 "Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers a multitude of sins..." 1 Peter 4:8 ...Love conquereth all....... <3 |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 68309557 United States05/21/2016 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL, I know huh. EVERYone has a repurpose she says. I just go in and clean out a good load every once in awhile.. Quoting: ~~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~~ Have you tried fucking her *really* well, as often as possible - so that maybe she will so happy and fullfilled as to NOT need to hoard anymore? sound like OP's wife is the one who needs lots of *loads*, if you get my meaning. fact Honestly, you are one of the dumbest posters I have read in awhile. But thanks for commenting. I'll give her an extra *loads* just for you tonight mmkay. if her hoarding problem is that bad, I doubt she lets you go anywhere near her. i doubt you can even produce a load, at this point. so sad |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 68309557 United States05/21/2016 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :gemanship: Quoting: Judethz Then why don't you stop being a tightwad and buy her a container ship, then she would have plenty of storage space.OR, just be a man and pound her pussy rough & proper on the regular. a MUCH better, much cheaper solution to the container-hoarding anxiety problem of hers. Exactly. The Tupperware is a metaphor. It's a condom made of stone it's all about pounding that puss. really making it *sing* everything else is just a bonus. gotta have the right size tool, too, though |
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| sigma. User ID: 53397126 United Kingdom05/21/2016 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...lol- make her one of these, OP.... Quoting: UpNorthAlaska -it will impress her... -besides, she might really like it... [link to youtu.be (secure)] das amazing. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72204759 United States05/21/2016 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Women have mental issues with that kind of stuff, plus they put little boxes in bigger boxes and save them for no reason. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63422512 My dad has mental issues with that stuff. He consolidates fucking eveything. He puts the last 2 tablespoons of old contaminated mayo in a brand new jar. Puts nee bags of brown sugar with solidified old rock shit. He mixes swiss miss and quick. He never puts stuff away and and leaves the doors wide open. He drives everyone fucking crazy. If I were like you I woukd say MEN are all like that huh. |
