CONTRACT FAIL> Islamic MARTYRS to get 72 RAISINS - NOT VIRGINS | |
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LTHN. User ID: 42043972 Canada 05/23/2016 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was found to be mistranslated. Big surprise coming. Quoting: TidesofTruth [link to www.cnn.com] Of course the real surprise is they get eternity in Hell but why bring truth to this mythology. Virgins? What virgins? Luxenberg tries to show that many obscurities of the Koran disappear if we read certain words as being Syriac and not Arabic. We cannot go into the technical details of his methodology but it allows Luxenberg, to the probable horror of all Muslim males dreaming of sexual bliss in the Muslim hereafter, to conjure away the wide-eyed houris promised to the faithful in suras XLIV.54; LII.20, LV.72, and LVI.22. Luxenberg 's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris. Luxenberg claims that the context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offerred, and not unsullied maidens or houris. In Syriac, the word hur is a feminine plural adjective meaning white, with the word "raisin" understood implicitly. Similarly, the immortal, pearl-like ephebes or youths of suras such as LXXVI.19 are really a misreading of a Syriac expression meaning chilled raisins (or drinks) that the just will have the pleasure of tasting in contrast to the boiling drinks promised the unfaithful and damned. As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if his analysis is correct then suicide bombers, or rather prospective martyrs, would do well to abandon their culture of death, and instead concentrate on getting laid 72 times in this world, unless of course they would really prefer chilled or white raisins, according to their taste, in the next. [link to www.theguardian.com] Strange, I distinctly remember reading this info on the internet over 10 years ago... |
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ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 3515193 United States 05/23/2016 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I heard this on the radio today. So what are the characteristics of a raisin? Dried up & shriveled. They get 72 very old women. :nelson: I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Revbo™ User ID: 67405628 United States 05/23/2016 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quote of the day. Okay, Muzz: Everybody head on back home, and let's knock off all this foolishness. No amount of posthumous raisins is worth getting yourselves blowed up over. John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
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Epic Beard Guy User ID: 69561889 United States 05/23/2016 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thought it was 72 Virginians. Give 'em something that will help 'em prepare for eternity (in hell). Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe |
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Revbo™ User ID: 67405628 United States 05/23/2016 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Apparently that's what happens when you keep all your woman hidden from sight, you start confusing them for raisins. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68927108 In a wrinkly burka, I can imagine that would not be too hard of a mistake to make. John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
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Lilopin User ID: 16213727 United States 05/23/2016 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I heard this on the radio today. Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan So what are the characteristics of a raisin? Dried up & shriveled. They get 72 very old women. :nelson: or 72 very old virgin goats. . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
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