Some dude hit my car this morning

As I was leaving church this morning I got onto the freeway to go visit kids at the hospital. Traffic came to a sudden stop when this jewish guy stopped his car suddenly on the freeway to pick up a nickel he saw on the road. I stopped by the guy in a minivan behind me rammed into the back of me. The driver got out of his car smelling of whisky and cheap women and was like "whoaaa....I am gonna post this on glp because my airbage didn't go off because of Bush doing 9/11". Then he wobbled off screaming something about clouds following him. What a strange morning.