Hilarious new ad from the Trump Tiny Hands SuperPac

Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands PAC is a nationwide coalition of patriots dedicated to exposing the truth about Donald Trump's dangerous tiny baby hands.

We are Republicans, Democrats, and Independents. We are right-handers, left-handers, and ambidextrii. We do not agree on everything, but we all come together around the fact that American cannot risk a president with pathetic stubby mouse fingers.

Since May 2015, reality TV star and billionaire landlord Donald Trump has been running for president of the United States under a dark shroud of secrecy.

Trump has been clear about many things: his distaste for Muslims, Mexicans, and opinionated women; his magical negotiating skills; his many positions on abortion; and his Jesus-level IQ. But he's hiding one important thing: his hand size.

For decades, Donald Trump has claimed to have "normal hands," despite thousands of experts describing his fingers as "extraordinarily tiny," "pathetically weak," and "disgusting."

America cannot risk having a president with teeny tiny baby hands. Our commander-in-chief cannot have brittle hands that would be crushed by a simple handshake.

With our national security at risk, Donald Trump must release his official hand measurements to the American people. Only when his finger length and palm girth are public can the American people confidently cast their ballots.

[link to www.donaldtrumphastinyhands.com (secure)]

they are so delicate and puny!

Simple Question: Whose hands are bigger, Trump's or Hillary's?

I think we all know the answer.

Donald is gonna be REALLY pissed when he sees this...get ready for the FEMA camp, OP!

Unlike alleged billionaire landlord and tiny-mitted fraud Donald Trump, we do not pay our volunteers. The army of Trump Hand Truth warriors works is only compensated by our righteous cause - to ensure no voter casts a ballot without knowing the hard truth about Donald Trump's soft wimpy infant hands.

Unlike raccoon-pawed weakling Donald Trump, we do not treat this issue with kid gloves. We have put our statistically average fingers on the pulse of the nation and we know that voters will reject any candidate with stubby corn kernel fingers.

HaHAhAAhhHaHA!

Do they even make men's gloves that size?

Well, prolly doesn't matter, cause a rich fuck like that can get tailor made gloves.

So they are trying to say don't vote for him because they think he has small.hands??

The anti-trump crew is the most moronic, pathetic and desperate group of assholes I have ever seen.

This is what these people are spending money on? That's pathetic

I love this!

That's because you aren't very bright.

Why not? I thought it was funny...and did you really think this was serious?

On thing for sure, if Trump sees this, he is not gonna be happy. Being such a narcissist, I have a feeling Donald does not have much tolerance for self-deprecating humor.

The anti-trump crew really are the dumbest people I've ever seen.

What is funny about saying he has small.hands? Are you implying he has a small dick? Why do you care about the size of his dick?

Are you 10?

Op is obviously a tranny.

Fucking lame...

corrected

Nobody cares. But Donald seemed to...he was the one that felt like he needed to bring it up during the primaries debate!

I think you know where to put that tiny hand...OP... I'm certain the "hole" is big enough!