15 Ridiculous Ways to get on the FBI Terrorist Watchlist!!! | |
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darkwolf007 User ID: 69195067 United States 06/30/2016 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep. Posting on GLP is definitely a terrorist sign. I third that too. Probably been on every FBI terrorist watch list for years without ever knowing it. Oh well. I'm sure my Castle Clash gem package purchases have gotten me into such hot waters with the FBI over the years. Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker. A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us." -- St. Anthony The Great Social Credit Loser here. |
Fry_The_Brain User ID: 53909842 United States 06/30/2016 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm already on an FBI watch list and NSA watch list, and TSA watch list, and any other watch list you can think of because I simply tried to board an aircraft with my grandma, and she had a handgun in her purse... Only the insane have the strength to prosper. Only those that prosper, judge what is sane. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72463291 United States 06/30/2016 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We all know that the system is set up in such a way that it is almost impossible to catch a real terrorist while making it look like they are trying by taking our rights away and fucking with good Americans. This way they achieve two goals by letting in terrorist then using their terrorist activities to take more and more control of the people for our own good you know |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42320487 United States 06/30/2016 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How to Tell if Your Government or the people mindlessly empowering them is a TERRORIST ORGANIZATION: 1. Through a Privately Owned Corporation Called the IRS The Theft of Countless Trillions from hyper-obedient unquestioning fools in The Collection of TAXes funds a myriad of violent acts to protect citizens from the invisible omnipresent and oppressive boogie man groups which, oddly enough, are also controlled by the same people collecting the taxes, the same people who always gain from war, enslavement, and ignorant masses of scared, scattered, gullible, distracted sheepletards. 2. The Printing of Funny Money, IE, Fiat currency and the fractional reserve banking system that everyone has an account with somewhere which allows the instant generation of capitol for endless "peace-keeping" missions which, suspiciously, these operations only take place in defenseless oil rich countries whose leaders are easily corruptible when you offer them opium and guns and goats and tell them you can build mosques here if you let us build bases over there. 3.fuck everybody |
Phillip J. Fry User ID: 49105274 United States 06/30/2016 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 16. Smuggle cucumbers. Thread: Muslim Imam Fired After Hospital Found A Fucking Cucumber Shoved Up His Ass . "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
thetrickybigguy User ID: 56638406 United States 06/30/2016 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Remember the good old days? When the FBI just hacked into the webcam to watch us rub one out? Quoting: deanoZXT Any suggestion on lubricant? 'white lithium grease' buy it and make the list... Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~ Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~ Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~ Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~ “When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.” If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain. Winston Churchill |
natasha77 User ID: 68627613 United States 06/30/2016 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha ha ha Thanks op. Wow. So ridiculous!!!!! Lol Sweating. Rotflmao. Its almost 100 degrees in Florida. Rotflmaf Cool dude, cool. And the other ones? Bullshit. My hairdresser couldn't be bothered. Lol Home Depot? No. They don't give a shiiiiiiit. None of these places providing services have the time nor the desire to call in anything "suspicious". Lol I know Hot freaking ridiculous. Lol Last Edited by natasha77 on 06/30/2016 06:28 PM SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72125129 United States 06/30/2016 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 8. Overdressed for the weather? A sure sign of hiding bombs. Or being cold. Fur…or explosives? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41888358 9. Don’t get caught drawing things in public. You’re probably planning to blow them up. Nice picture… Osama! 10. Demonstrating interest in remote control planes at a hobby shop has been identified by the experts at the FBI as a sign of terrorist intent. I wonder if anyone has ever expressed interest in RC planes at a hobby shop? Ok… maybe this guy has a problem 11. Don’t buy pipe at Home Depot. The FBI told home improvement stores to watch out for that. What possible use for pipe is there, other than bomb making? What does that plumber need with all that pipe? 12. The FBI says peaceful citizens don’t pay in cash. Practically everyone knows that cash is a sure sign of terrorism. What does she need with all that money? 13. God help you if you’re missing a finger or a hand. Nearly every FBI list had this one, as if people generally chose to have their hands and fingers cut off. I don’t think they were talking about this guy. 14. Don’t change your appearance. Everyone knows terrorists get makeovers all the time. Wonder why she wants to look different all the sudden? 15. And whatever you do, don’t get sweaty. Only bad guys sweat. What's interesting is that Home Despot has a video camera specifically to watch people buying pipe and fittings. I noticed that too - but where I live it is because of the meth, crack, heroin junkies that steal copper, even the small fittings. Everyone here seems to attempt the ole' snatch it and dash. |
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Miguel Aguilera User ID: 70771686 United States 06/30/2016 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you not understand? This is how YOUR government works. YOUR government suspects ALL of us. Quoting: Dances With Fire Nice, huh? You guys wanted a war on terrorism after 911... Well you got it and it's YOU who will be hunted down by the psychopaths in your govt. Last Edited by Song of the Wind on 06/30/2016 07:09 PM The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it goes. So is everyone who has been born of the Spirit. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69834669 United States 06/30/2016 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 8. Overdressed for the weather? A sure sign of hiding bombs. Or being cold. Fur…or explosives? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41888358 9. Don’t get caught drawing things in public. You’re probably planning to blow them up. Nice picture… Osama! 10. Demonstrating interest in remote control planes at a hobby shop has been identified by the experts at the FBI as a sign of terrorist intent. I wonder if anyone has ever expressed interest in RC planes at a hobby shop? Ok… maybe this guy has a problem 11. Don’t buy pipe at Home Depot. The FBI told home improvement stores to watch out for that. What possible use for pipe is there, other than bomb making? What does that plumber need with all that pipe? 12. The FBI says peaceful citizens don’t pay in cash. Practically everyone knows that cash is a sure sign of terrorism. What does she need with all that money? 13. God help you if you’re missing a finger or a hand. Nearly every FBI list had this one, as if people generally chose to have their hands and fingers cut off. I don’t think they were talking about this guy. 14. Don’t change your appearance. Everyone knows terrorists get makeovers all the time. Wonder why she wants to look different all the sudden? 15. And whatever you do, don’t get sweaty. Only bad guys sweat. um yeah remember dc snipers dhs tol everone to walk in zigzag pattern to avoid getti shot |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71933226 United States 06/30/2016 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i WONDER why nobody has hacked them and found this list. maybe expose the list to the public so the public is aware and can have a say what is bullshit and what is not the fbi needs to be checked up on they are neither above the law or rather trustworthy. but this isn't news to anyone here |
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pmb1 User ID: 71716190 United States 06/30/2016 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a dude move in here for about 2 weeks that got a new Sim card for his phone and changed his phone number like 30 times in 2 weeks. He also did tons of walking very strange man indeed. Makes me wonder now. Quoting: pmb1 I have a neighbor that is missing 2 fingers and a toe, Oh my gosh I better call homeland just in case lol. I buy pipe at the local home depot all the time and I don't do plumbing. I make home made wind chimes. Looks like I might be on the watch list. I sweat big time all summer long because it's in the 90's and 100's here. Oh my gosh not good. and you probably sell these wind chimes....for cash???? Yep sure do. I am taking t that is a bad thing to according to the government because I might use the cash for a bad thing. |