Im single, almost 33 and never been on a date.

when you become 33, you will realize you are Jesus Christ

that's why you're virgin

Put your trust in Jesus.

Seek God's kingdom first and foremost. Then everything else will fall into line.

Matthew 6:33

But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

Who cares......when you stop looking the person you seek will be there.....trust me on this one!!



Last Edited by The Old Timer on 07/20/2016 07:53 AM

Bull

I must have forgotten that I was Jesus then.

Learn to not give a fuck about other people's thoughts about you.

THEY will be seeking you. You will be harassed to stay a virgin your whole life. God is getting desperate to have virgins in his fold.

it's normal

every Jesus always forgets

nothing wrong in living alone. buy a gaming console and be a champion in a virtual life.

Maybe you need to lower your sights?

You are doing far better than you think.

OP, you have saved a lot of money.

Just don't drive when you play Go Pokemon and you will be fine.

^That^

Good. You aren't missing anything.

Don't buy into the modern narrative that you have to be married or dating or whatever to be happy. You discover what makes you happy by experiencing your everyday circumstances in life which are presented to you minute by minute by a God who has your ultimate and eternal beatitude in mind.

Wow! If you've still got that hymen I'm in, baby!

I'm the same age pretty much, and have never been on a date either. Except I'm tall and good looking. The problem then you ask? I'm too smart. Intelligence is like a female repellent. Even all my money, properties and toys don't help.
Soon as they meet me they label me as quiet and too laid back.
If I was some low intelligence obnoxious loser, they would be all over me. It's just not me, why pretend to be someone else.

You would just be considered normal in Japan.

Should probably just kill yourself. Just saying.

I'm just kidding. You've probably avoided tons of bullshit avoiding lunatics (most women).

not necessarily.

Jesus Christ, Alexander the Great, and Jim Morrison all died at age 33 ...

Just sayin' ...

You're not missing much.

Up your protein intake and start working out.

Jim Morrison was 27.

Buy yourself some flowers and a flesh light.

save some money and start banging hookers, the other hoes can smell out guys getting laid and will be all over you

One of them "real dolls" would be better ...

Nowadays people don't go on dates until they've already been together for months.

So, if you ask out someone on a date, it will seem weird, because they usually don't date someone until they've been boning them for a month or two first.

I don't agree with this, but that's just how it is.

Maybe go to some cuddle parties, or some drinking parties, or whatever, and see what girls start boning you. Then ask one of them out.

And the OP is lying or else a pathetic loser who does not deserve a response.