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Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades

 
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Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I have so many yellowjackets this year, it's out of control. Poor birds can't even get to their feeders.

Came home from work, checked out the birdbath, swatted away the damn thing and it stung me right on the inside of my right middle finger lol

Damn that hurt. And swelled and felt weird. Fortunately I'm not allergic but until I took an aspirin my hand swelled and felt that weird feeling going up my arm. It's cool now.

Just a simple aspirin my friends, not that ibuprofen garbage.
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I have so many yellowjackets this year, it's out of control. Poor birds can't even get to their feeders.

Came home from work, checked out the birdbath, swatted away the damn thing and it stung me right on the inside of my right middle finger lol

Damn that hurt. And swelled and felt weird. Fortunately I'm not allergic but until I took an aspirin my hand swelled and felt that weird feeling going up my arm. It's cool now.

Just a simple aspirin my friends, not that ibuprofen garbage.
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clappa For The Yellow Jacket. His sacrifice against tyranny will not be forgotten.
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clappa: For The Yellow Jacket. His sacrifice against tyranny will not be forgotten.
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Right on! His memory will live on in his brave brethren.
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I got stung on the lips once, I think God sent it cause I was kissing a girl I should not have been kissing!
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lol

hey they are nasty and aggressive, protecting their birdfeeder with the sugar water. I actually have saved a few from drowning in my birdbath. How stupid am I.
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I got stung on the lips once, I think God sent it cause I was kissing a girl I should not have been kissing!
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Damn that had to hurt on the lips. Could indeed have been a sign AC.

When I got stung, it hurt almost instantly, I'm like wtf.
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lol

hey they are nasty and aggressive, protecting their birdfeeder with the sugar water. I actually have saved a few from drowning in my birdbath. How stupid am I.
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They my thank you later and sting your enemies, if you have any :)
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I got stung on the lips once, I think God sent it cause I was kissing a girl I should not have been kissing!
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Damn that had to hurt on the lips. Could indeed have been a sign AC.

When I got stung, it hurt almost instantly, I'm like wtf.
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My lip blew up like a balloon and I had to go to work and see the girl, lol.
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I bleeding hate wasps, if you want proof that there is no God then it's wasps. Felt something on my head the other day, went to waft what ever it was away, well it was a bleeding wasp, stung me on my bastard finger. What is the point of them?
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lol

hey they are nasty and aggressive, protecting their birdfeeder with the sugar water. I actually have saved a few from drowning in my birdbath. How stupid am I.
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They my thank you later and sting your enemies, if you have any :)
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I have no enemies in my life or in my backyard, except for them. Poor hummingbirds and orioles can barely go to their feeders, and they will be leaving for migration in a couple of weeks and need to feed heavily. It's so fucked up. The only think I can do is take them down.

They are aggressive monsters. I don't mind a wasp here and there but this is too much. I see them chase off and follow the hummingbirds at the feeder.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I bleeding hate wasps, if you want proof that there is no God then it's wasps. Felt something on my head the other day, went to waft what ever it was away, well it was a bleeding wasp, stung me on my bastard finger. What is the point of them?
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Good question. They must serve some purpose.
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Once when I was a young kid I got bit by one multiple times. Guess it's conditioning because to this day I jump a bit involuntarily when I see a hornet/wasp etc. Black and white hornets are the worst though. Them bastards are mean.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I have so many yellowjackets this year, it's out of control. Poor birds can't even get to their feeders.

Came home from work, checked out the birdbath, swatted away the damn thing and it stung me right on the inside of my right middle finger lol

Damn that hurt. And swelled and felt weird. Fortunately I'm not allergic but until I took an aspirin my hand swelled and felt that weird feeling going up my arm. It's cool now.

Just a simple aspirin my friends, not that ibuprofen garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45994478


I dont understand, dont birds eat bees? the bees keep the birds away? really??

I also have seen A TON of these things this year, more so than ever before and they are super inquisitive, not necessarily aggressive but they are constantly flying all around you even landing on you. I cant count how many have landed on me or my fishing pole while out fishing lately.

Havent been stung so they arent aggressive but they are everywhere and love being right on top of you

I wonder why this year
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I bleeding hate wasps, if you want proof that there is no God then it's wasps. Felt something on my head the other day, went to waft what ever it was away, well it was a bleeding wasp, stung me on my bastard finger. What is the point of them?
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That had to hurt! I'm so sorry. I think they are pollinators, other than that I don't know what the point is. Something has to eat them thought don't they? Haven't seen it though.

I'll tell ya what, I have other brownish and blackodd variety colored wasps in my yard also which are not aggressive at all compared to those yellow jackets.

Fucking terrorists.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
When I was a kid in 85 i was walking in this sawdust flat and stepped on a wasp nest. They went up my pants and back then the jeans were still pretty tight. They bit and stuck me more times then I could count. I had to rip my pants off in a parking lot of softball players. I couldnt walk for a week. After that I must had been stung 50 times by the same nest because I declared war on them. I poured so many things down that wasp hole and eventually the whole sawdust flat had a fire and finished them off. That thing burned for months and when i went down there where the wasp nest was had a big burned area. I tried to go see if they were there but the ground still felt like it was on fire. We moved shortly after and I never did find out what happened. If those cocksuckers lived I will be pissed. Just in case you are wondering I didnt light the fire lol
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I have so many yellowjackets this year, it's out of control. Poor birds can't even get to their feeders.

Came home from work, checked out the birdbath, swatted away the damn thing and it stung me right on the inside of my right middle finger lol

Damn that hurt. And swelled and felt weird. Fortunately I'm not allergic but until I took an aspirin my hand swelled and felt that weird feeling going up my arm. It's cool now.

Just a simple aspirin my friends, not that ibuprofen garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45994478


I dont understand, dont birds eat bees? the bees keep the birds away? really??

I also have seen A TON of these things this year, more so than ever before and they are super inquisitive, not necessarily aggressive but they are constantly flying all around you even landing on you. I cant count how many have landed on me or my fishing pole while out fishing lately.

Havent been stung so they arent aggressive but they are everywhere and love being right on top of you

I wonder why this year
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We're talking about yellow jackets, not bees
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A lot of yellowjackets this year. And ants. Will be happy to see the first cold snap of the autumn.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I have so many yellowjackets this year, it's out of control. Poor birds can't even get to their feeders.

Came home from work, checked out the birdbath, swatted away the damn thing and it stung me right on the inside of my right middle finger lol

Damn that hurt. And swelled and felt weird. Fortunately I'm not allergic but until I took an aspirin my hand swelled and felt that weird feeling going up my arm. It's cool now.

Just a simple aspirin my friends, not that ibuprofen garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45994478


I dont understand, dont birds eat bees? the bees keep the birds away? really??

I also have seen A TON of these things this year, more so than ever before and they are super inquisitive, not necessarily aggressive but they are constantly flying all around you even landing on you. I cant count how many have landed on me or my fishing pole while out fishing lately.

Havent been stung so they arent aggressive but they are everywhere and love being right on top of you

I wonder why this year
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72753877


I thought some birds eat some bees too. Yah up until today I have just let them fly around me as I just go about my business, have had them land on me. Not cool but let it go.

but this year has been different. When I started my lawnmower the other day there was one attacking me out of the blue. My neighbor saw it and said that the wasp was protecting something. Eventually it went away. So idk, just a weird year for yellowjackets in my area. We are coming out of an unusual drought.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
lol

hey they are nasty and aggressive, protecting their birdfeeder with the sugar water. I actually have saved a few from drowning in my birdbath. How stupid am I.
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They my thank you later and sting your enemies, if you have any :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70343163


I have no enemies in my life or in my backyard, except for them. Poor hummingbirds and orioles can barely go to their feeders, and they will be leaving for migration in a couple of weeks and need to feed heavily. It's so fucked up. The only think I can do is take them down.

They are aggressive monsters. I don't mind a wasp here and there but this is too much. I see them chase off and follow the hummingbirds at the feeder.
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Get one of those yellow jacket traps and put a piece of salmon in it. Put it about 10 feet away from the bird feeder. They love bbq fish. Maybe ask at the fish market for a bit of fish skin. You can add a drop of liquid smoke to it.
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took out a nest with starting fluid, didnt light it i think it just melts their eyes.....
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
When I was a kid in 85 i was walking in this sawdust flat and stepped on a wasp nest. They went up my pants and back then the jeans were still pretty tight. They bit and stuck me more times then I could count. I had to rip my pants off in a parking lot of softball players. I couldnt walk for a week. After that I must had been stung 50 times by the same nest because I declared war on them. I poured so many things down that wasp hole and eventually the whole sawdust flat had a fire and finished them off. That thing burned for months and when i went down there where the wasp nest was had a big burned area. I tried to go see if they were there but the ground still felt like it was on fire. We moved shortly after and I never did find out what happened. If those cocksuckers lived I will be pissed. Just in case you are wondering I didnt light the fire lol
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Many of us have had experience with this ghetto filth of nature.

See how things are.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I bleeding hate wasps, if you want proof that there is no God then it's wasps. Felt something on my head the other day, went to waft what ever it was away, well it was a bleeding wasp, stung me on my bastard finger. What is the point of them?
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I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars.
-Darwin
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I have so many yellowjackets this year, it's out of control. Poor birds can't even get to their feeders.

Came home from work, checked out the birdbath, swatted away the damn thing and it stung me right on the inside of my right middle finger lol

Damn that hurt. And swelled and felt weird. Fortunately I'm not allergic but until I took an aspirin my hand swelled and felt that weird feeling going up my arm. It's cool now.

Just a simple aspirin my friends, not that ibuprofen garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45994478


I dont understand, dont birds eat bees? the bees keep the birds away? really??

I also have seen A TON of these things this year, more so than ever before and they are super inquisitive, not necessarily aggressive but they are constantly flying all around you even landing on you. I cant count how many have landed on me or my fishing pole while out fishing lately.

Havent been stung so they arent aggressive but they are everywhere and love being right on top of you

I wonder why this year
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72753877



We're talking about yellow jackets, not bees
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A lot of people don't know the difference, sadly.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
lol

hey they are nasty and aggressive, protecting their birdfeeder with the sugar water. I actually have saved a few from drowning in my birdbath. How stupid am I.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45994478


They my thank you later and sting your enemies, if you have any :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70343163


I have no enemies in my life or in my backyard, except for them. Poor hummingbirds and orioles can barely go to their feeders, and they will be leaving for migration in a couple of weeks and need to feed heavily. It's so fucked up. The only think I can do is take them down.

They are aggressive monsters. I don't mind a wasp here and there but this is too much. I see them chase off and follow the hummingbirds at the feeder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45994478


Get one of those yellow jacket traps and put a piece of salmon in it. Put it about 10 feet away from the bird feeder. They love bbq fish. Maybe ask at the fish market for a bit of fish skin. You can add a drop of liquid smoke to it.
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I've also been buzzed by yellow jackets a lot this month. Hadn't so much as seen one in at least a few years.
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I bleeding hate wasps, if you want proof that there is no God then it's wasps. Felt something on my head the other day, went to waft what ever it was away, well it was a bleeding wasp, stung me on my bastard finger. What is the point of them?
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I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars.
-Darwin
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I know they have all these parasitic wasps around here too. They serve zero purpose. I think yellow jackets eat a lot of dead stuff and almost clean up
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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
OOps sorry meant to address post above re: putting salmon in a trap.

I have never heard of this but thank you, I will look into it. It indeed is that bad and I feel so bad for my birds that have migrated here, soon to be going back to Central America.
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A lot of yellowjackets this year. And ants. Will be happy to see the first cold snap of the autumn.
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And brown recluse.

Everywhere.

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Re: Got stung by a yellowjacket today! First time in decades
I have so many yellowjackets this year, it's out of control. Poor birds can't even get to their feeders.

Came home from work, checked out the birdbath, swatted away the damn thing and it stung me right on the inside of my right middle finger lol

Damn that hurt. And swelled and felt weird. Fortunately I'm not allergic but until I took an aspirin my hand swelled and felt that weird feeling going up my arm. It's cool now.

Just a simple aspirin my friends, not that ibuprofen garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45994478


I dont understand, dont birds eat bees? the bees keep the birds away? really??

I also have seen A TON of these things this year, more so than ever before and they are super inquisitive, not necessarily aggressive but they are constantly flying all around you even landing on you. I cant count how many have landed on me or my fishing pole while out fishing lately.

Havent been stung so they arent aggressive but they are everywhere and love being right on top of you

I wonder why this year
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We're talking about yellow jackets, not bees
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A lot of people don't know the difference, sadly.
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Yah I do, just being lazy. We tend to call a bee sting a bee sting, even if it was a wasp sting.
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Yellow Jacket Tards






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it appears you were the aggressor!





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