How do I become invisible?

I cannot see you, congrats you made it.

It's simple, create a wearable mirror; no one will be able to see you, only themselves.

Drink a lot in a bar, start shit you can't finish and I promise everyone will treat you as if you are invisible.

You need interstellar dust for that fellow man.

Kill yourself and wait until your corpse has rotten away. Voila! You are invisible.

battery acid

Read Steve Richards "Invisibility" book, culled from Western occult techniques and documents (especially Rosicrucian) and mythology. It involves forming Aristotles "Primea Materia" (the so-called First Matter - ie blank matter before it takes 'form'). Essentially a block of electrons.

However, while an interesting read, with step by step directions, it will take many years of self disciplined practice if you REALLY want it. If you only want to do acheive it to do something unethical and immature (spying on girls, or stealing) then it's doubtful if you'll have the mental and spiritual discipline to complete the program.

Richards claimed to have achieved it - well forming an 'electron cloud', though I don't think he got as far forming a large mass big enough to surround himself with.

Lord Bulwer Lytton thought he did it (back in 19th Century when occultism was all the rage amongst high society) but he apparently never checked in the mirror - wandered around amongst his guests in his nightwear convinced he was invisible while his guests pretended not to notice. LOL.

get old

Just to add to that - there is apprently an Eastern yogic technique (Richards talks about that) which is almost a bit hypnotic. We have a blind spot on the peripheral of our eyes and that technique involves making it so that people don't notice you as you pass by. I don't consider that true invisibility though, as they can recall it afterwards and claim a dream like quality to remebrance. It's a bit like hypnotising someone that you are not there, they won't see you even though they are blocking light to your eye (the brain fills in what they expect to see) but afterwards they can recall if they examine the memory. And of course cameras would always see you with that technique, and their are cameras everywhere these days.

The recent science claims of achieving invisibility (few years ago?) sounds to me a very similar process to the Western Occult technique of the 'Electron Cloud' except the scientists were using technology whereas it was the human mind which achieved it with occult methods.

I did it in a hot spring once. It was crowded, I didn't feel well and had gone for healing and just wanted people to leave me alone. I just willed it very strongly and imagined a force field around me to that effect. No one spoke to me except if they accidentally bumped into me in which they said quite startled and perplexed "Oh my God, sorry I didn't see you at all!"

and/or fat

no one will see you

Ask Wade Boggs about it.

Keep quiet.

Don't make eye contact.

Walk soft, and at a moderate, steady pace.

Learn to control your bioelectrical field... shrink it it and slow it down.

Don't let others know personal details about you, and don't let others see you at regular intervals. If you have to, make information up and then disappear for a while.

Dress nondescript, and in neutral colors.

drive a subaru

wear a hat

Change your name to Hillary Clinton!

^^^^^^now that's funny^^^^^^^

This...

shrink your energetic field
it's all about energy

Gain 50 pounds. No one will want to look at you.

By being the special snowflake type of person that most of society cares about enough to respect their space, or decking them. It's not really about being visible/invisible, repeatedly being rude to a certain person requires acknowledging their existence after a certain point.

I have a couple of overweight family members who seem to have some sort of special repelling field though.

I had this same ability and your post is the only place I've ever even heard of it other than experiencing it for myself. I could actually absorb light (whether fluorescent or natural light) into what was probably my third eye and make the ability much more powerful this way. More often than not it worked though not everyone falls for it.

I'd recommend getting hold of Steve Richards book if you can as I think he actually gave the technique for this, even he decided to concentrate on the Western method. You may very well be able to strengthen and expand your ability. :)

I had the weird experience once of making someone invisible to me which was freaky. I'd fallen out with my brother and didn't speak to him for a good few years. He came down with his family one day to visit my Mother at the same time I was there. I stayed out of the way, but at a certain point Mum shouted at me to come say hello to nephews and nieces so I stuck my head in and yay my brother wasn't there! I chatted for a few minutes then left the room - figured he must have gone out to the shops to pick something up. I turned round before I left to mention something and he was sat in the chair facing me. I asked where he came from and he looked at me as if I was whacked. He'd been sat there all the time and only I couldn't see him! I definitely looked at the chair, it was right in front of me, but it was empty.

Still freaks me out thinking of it, and I can only conclude that I was so reluctant to see him that he became invisible to me (we've made up since, but I had major hate for him at the time). It doesn't seem a strecth therefore if one can inadvertently make someone invisible - albeit subjectively - that it could be possible to make oneself invisible to others, either by accident or design.

Richards books are the only ones I've seen that actually give the methodology for these techniques as far as I'm aware (he did another one on Levitation).

Definitely work on that ability though, because you clearly have an inate skill that shouldn't be wasted. :)

Cremation?

You dont want to be one of them

Fuck you. You Trump phobe mother fucker. You want to troll you whiny little bitch? How about I shit down you throat. Mother fucker.

Be 5'6 with a receeding hair line, enter a hip bar.

Totally invisible.

You have choice you know

lots of heroin