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I Have a Magical Bag

 
Preta-Sana
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I Have a Magical Bag
Inside of this bag are an infinite number of interesting things. Some good, some bad, some plain confounding.

What I would like for you all to do is this: Close your eyes and visualize said bag. It may appear different for you than others, but that's okay. Now with your eyes closed, visualize yourself reaching into this bag and removing your free gift. It's as simple as that!

What might you get?

Not even ol' Preta-Sana knows this! That's for you to find out!

You do not have to say what your gift was, but you can share if you'd like.

The gift cannot be returned, but you do not have to keep it. I also take no responsibility for the quality of your gift. If you get another pair of socks, or a lump of coal, don't come crying to me!

Well, who wants to go first?

applause
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09/22/2016 12:45 PM
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Does it smell like A-1 sauce?
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09/22/2016 12:46 PM
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
What I really want doesn't come out of any bag.
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
Is it a Quantum bag that pulls resources out of parallel realities?
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
I got a caduceus!
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09/22/2016 12:51 PM
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Does it smell like A-1 sauce?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14643773


Depends on who's sniffing.

Is it a Quantum bag that pulls resources out of parallel realities?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65267488


It's pretty much a bag of holding, yes.
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09/22/2016 12:53 PM

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Awesome, thanks!

Look what I goT!!




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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
I got a caduceus!
 Quoting: Weiss 65881595


Quite an auspicious gift, Doc!
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09/22/2016 12:55 PM
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
Inside of this bag are an infinite number of interesting things. Some good, some bad, some plain confounding.

What I would like for you all to do is this: Close your eyes and visualize said bag. It may appear different for you than others, but that's okay. Now with your eyes closed, visualize yourself reaching into this bag and removing your free gift. It's as simple as that!

What might you get?

Not even ol' Preta-Sana knows this! That's for you to find out!

You do not have to say what your gift was, but you can share if you'd like.

The gift cannot be returned, but you do not have to keep it. I also take no responsibility for the quality of your gift. If you get another pair of socks, or a lump of coal, don't come crying to me!

Well, who wants to go first?

applause
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


Mushrooms?

hf
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Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name.

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i got a Michael Bolton greatist hits still in the plastic! Thanks!
Preta-Sana  (OP)

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That is a very nice couch, Brief.

You'll probably want to move the floozy off of it though. She might leave stains.
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Mushrooms?

hf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Sure, why not!

i got a Michael Bolton greatist hits still in the plastic! Thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64087950


Don't thank me.

I know your neighbors wont!

tounge
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A bounce-ball that lights up!
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:claussen:

Awesome... Thanks!
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Dooooooooiiiinnnnng

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That is a very nice couch, Brief.

You'll probably want to move the floozy off of it though. She might leave stains.
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


The stains will be the best part!
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
I'm going to leave the bag hanging up on the door frame.

Please, stop by and help yourselves.

hf
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A package of rubbers? WTF?
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Oh, I've left out a plate of cookies and a few beers as well.

cheers
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I got a magical bag!
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
I got a magical bag!
 Quoting: Deplorable Ham Solo


hmm

This is going to get weird.
Sit a spell.
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
The desiccated husk of Terry Sciavo emerges from the bag when I reach in !!!!!! Help me!!! She's pulling me in help m....


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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
Awesome, thanks!

Look what I goT!!




roofies1245
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there will never be a better source
than to speak your truth
or make your peace some other way.”
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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
The desiccated husk of Terry Sciavo emerges from the bag when I reach in !!!!!! Help me!!! She's pulling me in help m....


...


...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72973085


Sorry, can't help.

Maybe someone down the line will get you as a gift!

byekitty
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A package of rubbers? WTF?
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Used?
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I got a magical bag!
 Quoting: Deplorable Ham Solo


hmm

This is going to get weird.
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


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09/22/2016 01:33 PM
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Re: I Have a Magical Bag
Okay, I cut in line and got myself a gift.

It was an oily baseball.

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A copy of my finished book is in the bag. The cover is amazing with it's opening door image on the front and my name as the author across the bottom.

Ah, thank you for letting me feel that!
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Okay, I cut in line and got myself a gift.

It was an oily baseball.

1dunno1
 Quoting: Preta-Sana


We must be related...
Look what I got!!

screwball
“In finding balance between lies and trust
there will never be a better source
than to speak your truth
or make your peace some other way.”
~Sully Erna

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
-Gandalph

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
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That's going to be stuck in my head all day now, Green Man.

tounge
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