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The tormenting Illuminati membership trials and the ultimate reward, A 20 dollar gift certificate to arby's

 
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The tormenting Illuminati membership trials and the ultimate reward, A 20 dollar gift certificate to arby's
I am an Illuminati insider bringing you some of the most important information to this date, The Illuminati trials are grueling...voices in your head constantly urging you to die, gang stalking to invoke fear and intimidation, brutal magickal and astral attacks 24/7...by the time you are done you will wish you had never been born....What is the ultimate goal of this you may ask....upon reaching the very to tier of the illuminati...the top of the pyramind....you receive a 20 dollar gift certificate to arby's and a box dvd set of the first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S ...It is the ultimate reward in our book and we are very proud of it...any questions?
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09/27/2016 09:58 AM

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GLP is not a good place to work on your stand up routine.
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Re: The tormenting Illuminati membership trials and the ultimate reward, A 20 dollar gift certificate to arby's
I am an Illuminati insider bringing you some of the most important information to this date, The Illuminati trials are grueling...voices in your head constantly urging you to die, gang stalking to invoke fear and intimidation, brutal magickal and astral attacks 24/7...by the time you are done you will wish you had never been born....What is the ultimate goal of this you may ask....upon reaching the very to tier of the illuminati...the top of the pyramind....you receive a 20 dollar gift certificate to arby's and a box dvd set of the first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S ...It is the ultimate reward in our book and we are very proud of it...any questions?
 Quoting: Nemo 66419815


Make it a complete box set of Friends and you can sign me up!!!
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thank God there still is Jesus!
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GLP is not a good place to work on your stand up routine.
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Agreed, the comedy fell flat, yawn.. onto another post
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GLP is not a good place to work on your stand up routine.
 Quoting: Red Harvest


Agreed, the comedy fell flat, yawn.. onto another post
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70321915


It is an inside joke you wouldnt get..
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09/27/2016 10:20 AM
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wtf

It used to be the first 3 seasons of Matlock on VHS...
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09/27/2016 10:22 AM
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This is my life, in fact I have almost died by this beast attacking me.

ALthouhg they attack me because I try to be close to God.
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09/27/2016 10:26 AM
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I have this lucid dream where I am in my house and I feel hands around my body trying to drag me down to Hell. And this sickening virus feeling thing inside my body(the Beast) that will stop my heart if I let it in.

But if I focus and apply my own will, I begin to fly upwards and break free of their grip. WIth a lot of will, I fly outside Earth. It is surrounded by darkness and this rather pretty female-looking... alien-ish entity is sitting on top of it(Lucifer?).

I didn't get any farther than that, it becomes difficult at that point to stay asleep.

I am told that if I let that thing drag me down all the way, or let the Beast take my heart, I die.
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God gives words of encouragement, but seems either unwilling or unable to actually grab me and pull me up in the same way this evil thing is pulling me down.

Dick. But I love Him.

There is a veil of darkness around the Earth...
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wtf

It used to be the first 3 seasons of Matlock on VHS...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1932201


Andy was a cop who became a lawyer

But whom did Barney become?

MISTER FURLEY!!

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