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This shit is getting weird...

 
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This shit is getting weird...
Okay I was thinking about a trauma kit we have at work. It does not contain sutures and needles. So I get home and get on the internet. Was not even searching for anything or did not vocally say anything about sutures and needles. Well Amazon pops up a advertising banner with a suture and needles 5 pack.

What is happening here? Have any of you experienced your thoughts appearing on the internet before saying or inputting information into the system?
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10/06/2016 01:08 AM
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Telepathy is real. The future is now. It's always been now.
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10/06/2016 01:09 AM
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buckle up chuck
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10/06/2016 01:09 AM
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We all project our own reality. You're just starting to notice it.
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10/06/2016 01:10 AM
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Yes. agent

It happens and it's some kind of massive fuckery.
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10/06/2016 01:11 AM
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Every damn day. This is why I think negative toxic people get stuck in such a horrible cycle. They just keep inflicting it on themselves.
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10/06/2016 01:12 AM
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Someone's trying to get your attention. They want you to KNOW that they can read your mind. Suggestion: make a hat out of tin foil...the metal blocks electromagnetic waves and that's how they're reading your mind
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10/06/2016 01:13 AM
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It's in your head Harambee.
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10/06/2016 01:14 AM
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Could be someone else at work had the same idea.
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10/06/2016 01:17 AM

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Yes, especially here on GLP lately, not the advertising but the threads on the main...... abduct
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10/06/2016 01:19 AM
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Be still. Let go of the hurtful ghosts. Know God. Trust and believe.

Its a war within you must let ego go and know that everything will be as it was created to be. God has always been here.
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10/06/2016 01:23 AM
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What's even more screwed up is when I'm thinking of a random topic, I browse glp and up pops a thread.

Kinda freaks me out.
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10/06/2016 01:24 AM
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What was once crossed is uncrossing.
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10/06/2016 01:24 AM
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Did you pay with a debit card?


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10/06/2016 01:25 AM
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What was once crossed is uncrossing.
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What does that even mean?
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Telepathy is real. The future is now. It's always been now.
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It's too late.
Always has been.
Always will be.
Too late.

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What was once crossed is uncrossing.
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What does that even mean?
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He's watching Sharon Stone.
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10/06/2016 01:29 AM
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Yeah, there's probably recog software utilizing the camera on our phones; I have woken up in the morning with random pop-ups on my phone that fit my then current situation.

For example, I had a mild chest cold, never searched about it, wake up, ad on the browser for some kind of lung condition, that listed symptoms I had.

And... I had a pinched nerve in my neck, ad in morning for a heating pad, emphasising pinched nerves.

I could go on, but you get the point.

This doesn't happen everyday, only when it seems to be convenient.
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10/06/2016 01:31 AM
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Re: This shit is getting weird...
Okay I was thinking about a trauma kit we have at work. It does not contain sutures and needles. So I get home and get on the internet. Was not even searching for anything or did not vocally say anything about sutures and needles. Well Amazon pops up a advertising banner with a suture and needles 5 pack.

What is happening here? Have any of you experienced your thoughts appearing on the internet before saying or inputting information into the system?
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This has happened to me multiple times and it freaks me out!
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10/06/2016 01:33 AM
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Re: This shit is getting weird...
Okay I was thinking about a trauma kit we have at work. It does not contain sutures and needles. So I get home and get on the internet. Was not even searching for anything or did not vocally say anything about sutures and needles. Well Amazon pops up a advertising banner with a suture and needles 5 pack.

What is happening here? Have any of you experienced your thoughts appearing on the internet before saying or inputting information into the system?
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This has happened to me multiple times and it freaks me out!
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Has it happened eleven eleventy times?
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10/06/2016 01:34 AM
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It's what Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, etc etc taught
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10/06/2016 02:50 AM
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Be still. Let go of the hurtful ghosts. Know God. Trust and believe.

Its a war within you must let ego go and know that everything will be as it was created to be. God has always been here.
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This is most likely very good advice. There is definitely some supernatural shit going on!!!
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10/06/2016 02:55 AM
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Re: This shit is getting weird...
Okay I was thinking about a trauma kit we have at work. It does not contain sutures and needles. So I get home and get on the internet. Was not even searching for anything or did not vocally say anything about sutures and needles. Well Amazon pops up a advertising banner with a suture and needles 5 pack.

What is happening here? Have any of you experienced your thoughts appearing on the internet before saying or inputting information into the system?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35434646


This has happened to me multiple times and it freaks me out!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73040617


Not with my thoughts,
but after having a phone conversation it has happened.
So I guess google apps listen in on mobile calls
and your conversations land on amazon ads
Faith it, We will make it!
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10/06/2016 02:58 AM
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Ive just the other day dreamed i was loving glasses of water around telekinetically or whatever, and then I started noticing all over the place everywhere I am, things fall, or move slightly, and I am beginning to wonder if my mind is making these happen by some subtle force I am giving out unconsciously.
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10/06/2016 03:00 AM
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10/06/2016 02:24 PM
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wow
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10/06/2016 02:37 PM
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I just bought an umbrella yesterday and wouldn't you know it.....today it rains.

PSychic telepathy...psionic telemetry......retarded moronathy more like it.
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10/06/2016 02:38 PM
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Did you pay with a debit card?
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No I did not use a debit card
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10/06/2016 02:40 PM
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I was reading a post about McGriddles a couple days ago and right when I read the word "McGriddle" a TV commercial said he same word, "McGriddle!" And there isn't a McDonalds anywhere for 30 miles!!!
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10/06/2016 02:40 PM
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its all about google's AI d-wave quantum fuckery.
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10/06/2016 02:41 PM
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Every damn day. This is why I think negative toxic people get stuck in such a horrible cycle. They just keep inflicting it on themselves.
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Agreed.

OP, look up "Universal Laws". What you describe falls under the "Law of Attraction" and "Law of Manifestation"





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